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The Tenth Doctor and Donna Noble Return for Their Own Doctor Who Audio Adventures!

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The Tenth Doctor and Donna Noble Return for Their Own Doctor Who Audio Adventures!

Big Finish have been teasing something big for a while—an ever-increasing number of audio stories set in the world of post-2005 Doctor Who. But now they’ve just announced their biggest one yet: a brand new series of adventures for the Tenth Doctor and Donna Noble, with both David Tennant and Catherine Tate returning!

Outside of the recent announcement of John Hurt’s War Doctor getting his own series, The Tenth Doctor Adventures will mark the first time an oOfficial Doctor from the show’s revived-run has recorded brand new stories for Big Finish since it began creating Doctor Who audio dramas nearly 20 years ago.

The Tenth Doctor and Donna Noble Return for Their Own Doctor Who Audio Adventures!

The trio of stories—Technophobia by Matt Fitton, Time Reaver by Jenny T. Colgan, and Death and the Queen by James Goss—will all feature full voice casts. No other actors for the series were announced other than the fact that Tennant will reprise his incarnation of the Doctor, and will be joined by Catherine Tate, returning to the role of Chiswick-temp-turned-savior-of-all-reality Donna Noble for the first time since her brief reappearance in the 2010 story “The End of Time.” Big Finish have released a brief video of the two actors discussing their return, and it’s a wonderful reminder as to how the fantastic chemistry and rapport between Tennant and Tate made The Doctor and Donna such a brilliant pairing:

Each hour-long story is being made in conjunction with BBC Worldwide, presumably to ensure they slot in with the previously established adventures of the Doctor and Donna—but hopefully it also means we’ll not just see a lot more stories from not just this Doctor and companion, but adventures for former Doctors like Matt Smith or Christopher Eccleston.

For now though, we’re happy that one of the best Doctor/companion pairings in recent Doctor Who history are getting more stories to tell. Doctor Who: The Tenth Doctor Adventures will be available in May 2016. Allons-y!


God Damn You to Hell, The Walking Dead

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God Damn You to Hell, The Walking Dead

Two things, guys: 1) This was an especially brutal, infuriating episode of The Walking Dead, so consider this your extra-special spoiler warning (although if you haven’t been spoiled already, you soon will be); and 2), I’m beginning to think Rick’s plan to herd the zombies out of Undead Gorge wasn’t a very good plan at all.

To be fair, Rick had meant to do a dry-run of the Great Zombie Fun Run first, when a chance truck toppling allowed the zombies free, forcing Rick to make the call to enact the unpracticed plan then and there. From a coldly rational standpoint, it makes sense—the zombies would head right for Alexandria, there would be way too many of them, and the town would be overrun. It’s pretty simple math.

But by forcing the drive too early, it put everyone involved in Rick’s plan at risk, although obviously it put the less experienced Alexandrians in more danger than the badasses of Rick’s group. And when the horn at Alexandria started blaring and the zombies split up and the humans split up, things got exponentially more dangerous for each group… but mainly the Alexandrians.

Rick literally announces he knows this fact, and he’s totally cool with it at the episode’s beginning; he pulls Michonne and Glenn aside, and flatly tells them, “Try to get the others back home, but not all of them [meaning the Alexandrians] are gonna make it.” Michonne and Glenn—who are not dumb, and know how the zombie apocalypse works—are still kind of horrified to hear Rick say it out loud.

But to be fair, Rick is right. In fact he’s right as hell, because it appears that only two of the Alexandrians survive to make it home, and I think one of those guys might have been bitten. Basically, it’s just Heath, the only new guy whose name we’ve learned since the season began.

In fact, it’s almost comical how bad these guys are at the zombie apocalypse, because they’re getting pounced on by unseen zombies left and right, twisting their ankles, failing to get over fences in time. It was almost standard zombie fare 101, complete with a note one poor bastard wrote to his wife in case he didn’t make it, getting trampled in the mud by a zombie who was eating the dude, because he didn’t make it.

God Damn You to Hell, The Walking Dead

Glenn and Michonne do their best to try and save them all, even when the wounded Alexandrians start telling the others to go on without them. Rick, of course, would have left them all behind long ago, but Michonne and Glenn, who know the increased risks, are determined to try and save everyone. When a huge chunk of the herd enters the town, effectively cutting off their escape, Glenn volunteers to set a fire at a nearby feed store in hopes of distracting the zombies. Michonne thinks it’s too dangerous; Glenn assures her he’ll be fine. Nicholas, still trying to redeem himself after his near-murder of Glenn last season, knows where the feed store is, and goes with him.

And thus we come to the headline of this article, because this works out at well as anything involving Nicholas has, because Glenn is dead.*

It’s heartbreaking, because Glenn was the heart of the group more than anybody; he had found love with Maggie and may have fathered a kid (although impregnating someone in the apocalypse is almost always a sure sign you’re gonna die). It’s infuriating because Glenn’s death was so meaningless; the feed store was already burned, the sweaty Nicholas tried to figure out another building to burn but got them cornered by zombies instead; as they stood on a trash bin, surrounded by a sea of the undead, Nicholas shot himself in the head (after telling Glenn “Thank you,” presumably for not killing him last season), died, and as he fell brought Glenn down into the teeming mass of the flesh-hungry zombies too.

It wasn’t heroic, it wasn’t necessary, and it was extra-infuriating that Nicholas, after several genuine attempts on Glenn’s life, got Glenn killed inadvertently while committing suicide. Glenn’s death was stupid… but I get it. I mean, it’s effectively like Robb Stark of Game of Thrones randomly getting thrown from his horse while riding down the street and suffering a concussion and dying in his sleep, but if Glenn had died, say, singlehandedly stopping a zombie horde from attacking Alexandria, or shutting down a nuclear bomb, his dead would have been grand, heroic, and satisfying; by making his death so useless, we feel his loss more powerfully.

The fact that he died as a direct result of his mercy, his unwillingness to kill Nicholas after he tried to kill Glen twice makes it all the more horrible, and heartbreaking, and emotional. Because that’s kind of the real tragedy—you know, besides Glenn being digested in a few happy zombies’ tummies right now. This, more than anything else in recent seasons, has proven Rick’s brutal attitude correct.

You can’t give people second chances. You can’t leave enemies behind you. Mercy can get you killed. You can’t protect the weak. It’s all stuff Rick has been saying, living, knowing ever since he left the prison. So when Rick gets back to the Winnebago and drives it to where he’s hoping the others will be coming out of the woods, when he hears gunshots coming from Alexandria, he has no compunction about telling the others they have to stay on their job. “We have to hope they can take care of it themselves,” he says pragmatically. If they aren’t strong enough, they’ll die. But as he said in the premiere, some people weren’t meant to live in this world.

And then suddenly, a couple of Wolves burst into the Winnebago, including the one who had stolen the gun. Rick, being a terrifying badass, kills them both, as well as using an assault rifle to shoot another mess of Wolves outside through the Winnebago walls. But when Rick does his normal search for weapons—you can never have too many weapons—he finds something strange if one of the Wolves’ pockets.

A jar of baby food.

There’s only one place nearby Rick knows that has baby food, and that’s his house in Alexandria. Where he’s heard gunfire. And ignored it.

I feel like Rick has suddenly discovered the flaw in his “let the weak fend for themselves” policy. Yes, it’s kind of a stretch that Rick wouldn’t immediately worry about his kids when he first heard the gunfire coming from Alexandria, but Rick’s been turning into an asshole for quite some time, completely convinced of his infallibility, and that has extended a great deal to all members of his original group. The Alexandrians are just zombie fodder in comparison. I think it’s within the realm of believability that Rick would assume that Carol and Carl and the others would protect Judith, no matter how many Alexandrians might die in the process.

But that belief completely falls apart when he sees the baby food, because he knows this killer has not just been in Alexandria, but possibly been in his house. Somehow, neither his people nor the town’s inhabitants were able to stop this monster, and Rick has no idea how much damage this guy did, or who he may have killed. All he knows is that when he heard the gun shots, when he knew for a fact the town was in trouble, he left the Alexandrians to fend for themselves. And now he may have paid a very dear cost for that lack of empathy.

And yet Rick’s realization that having basic compassion for others can actually provide a benefit comes in an episode where Glenn’s compassion gets him killed. This is what keeps me watching The Walking Dead; whether intentional or not, I see The Walking Dead as an immensely moral show that shows us how morality can be an incredible liability.

If Glenn had killed Nicholas either of the two times he tried to kill him, Glenn might be alive now. Whenever Rick has tried to do the moral thing, it has inevitably come back to bite him in the ass, hard. But when he turned off his mercy—lured the Termites into the church to butcher them, murdering Pete in cold blood, even just telling Michonne and Glenn that not all the Alexandrians are going make it back to town—people have been horrified.

But the reason we mourn Glenn today is because he was so compassionate. We cared about him because he let Nicholas live, because he sacrificed himself in an attempt to help the others get home. Michonne tries desperately to save everyone, although she fails. Even Daryl veers wildly off Rick’s dumb Zombie Drive plan, all because he’s worried about others. These people care. Yes, sometimes caring gets you killed.

But I think when night comes, I think Michonne, Daryl, and the few surviving Alexandrians will sleep better at night because they tried to do the right thing—or at least they’ll sleep better than Rick will, knowing that he pretty much got Glenn killed (and god knows how many others) and abandoned his baby for a plan that didn’t even work right.

On the other hand, Glenn will never wake up at all. But if Glenn’s death helps Rick regain some of his lost humanity, then I don’t think he will have died completely in vain.

God Damn You to Hell, The Walking Dead

*But Is Glenn Really Dead?

Obviously I have written this review as if he is. This is because I think it would be incredibly shitty for the show to troll us in this fashion, although when I watched the scene I did notice that Nicholas’ body seemed to fall on top of Glenn, meaning it was possible that the zombies were eating the body on top of him and not Glenn himself. In fact, because I didn’t really want Glenn to be dead, I reminded myself that if you cover yourself in gore the zombies down’t notice you, so technically Glenn could have gotten coated in Nicholas juice, and, if he stayed quiet and got very lucky, the zombies could have left after they finished eating Nick.

Then last night, showrunner Scott Gimple released this statement on Glenn’s death after the episode’s end:

“In some way we will see Glenn — some version of Glenn or parts of Glenn — again. Either in flashback or the current story to help complete the story.”

Also, Glenn wasn’t on The Talking Dead’ “In Memoriam” segment. Also also, Steven Yuen didn’t appear on TTD last night either, when it’s traditional for deceased characters to appear on the episodes immediately following their TWD deaths.

So is Glenn dead? I still gotta think yes, mainly because I think it would be terribly, cheap and shitty for TWD to have done this as a fake-out. I’m not saying it’s impossible, but I’ll be way more infuriated if Glenn pops back up and is fine, than by his death.

I’m guessing Glenn will come back as a zombie, possibly to give Maggie one horrific farewell scene and/or to make sure Herschel’s watch ends up in someone’s hands (which is why the show took a moment last night to remind us that the watch existed). I assume once someone puts Zombie-Glenn out of his undead misery Yuen will make the customary TTD rounds. A flashback would also be acceptable, but if I had to guess between the two scenarios I’d put all my money on Zombie-Glenn.

God Damn You to Hell, The Walking Dead

Assorted Musings:

• Honestly, I really don’t know where everyone was going when they split up. Obviously Daryl and Abraham and Sasha were supposed to continue leading the herd, but I don’t know where Daryl was trying to go when he broke off, given that he just ended up back with the herd at the end of the episode. Obviously Rick was heading for the Winnebago, but I don’t know why Glenn and Michonne and the others were trying to walk back while Rick was heading to the Winnebago; if one option was preferable, shouldn’t they all have gone that way? Maybe I just wasn’t paying attention.

• Rick cuts his hand during one of his fights with zombies, because a zombie had a knife sticking through its torso, and accidentally grabbed it. In a realistic zombie world, that blade would HAVE to be covered with zombie juices, and thus totally fatal to Rick, right?

• Obviously Rick is going to be fine, unless The Walking Dead has something absolutely insane in mind. But TWD is making some serious bank, though, so I imagine Andrew Lincoln is there until he’s bored, and he’s getting some pretty juicy stuff to work with.

• I knew Glenn was dead the moment he ended his walkie-talking call to Rick with “Good luck, dumbass.” That’s such a weird, uncharacteristic and yet utterly final thing for Glenn to say, especially since Rick was busy fighting zombies and couldn’t answer. It was obvious the show wanted that to be Glenn’s last line to Rick for extra emotional impact.

• I was almost hoping that after the lengthy, slow-motion scene of Glenn’s death, set to heartbreaking string music, it would be followed by a peppy commercial for The Talking Dead with “Yakkety Sax” played under Chris Hardwick, just for old times’ sake.

• Next week, looks like we’re getting Morgan’s origin story. I’m excited, not just because Morgan received his bo staff training from Donatello—seriously—but it looks like he’s being turned into a warrior-monk to bring peace into the zombie apocalypse. I’ve enjoyed the way The Walking Dead makes me think about the spiritual pros and pragmatic cons of morality, but I also would love to have a few more characters that were unequivocally good… or as good as the zombie apocalypse allows them to be. Especially now that Glenn is dead.

• Don’t feel too bad about Glenn. He died so that all three of The Walking Dead’s four African-American characters could survive. That’s not just impressive, that’s a miracle.


Contact the author at rob@io9.com.

Approaching Zero: How West Africa is Crushing the Ebola Epidemic

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Approaching Zero: How West Africa is Crushing the Ebola Epidemic

The West African Ebola outbreak is finally starting to approach manageable levels, after nearly 18 excruciating months and over 11,000 lost lives. Here’s what the current situation on the ground looks like and how the battle against Ebola finally might be won.

This is the largest and longest Ebola outbreak in human history. At its peak, there were 950 confirmed cases each week, prompting fears of a global pandemic. Officials have reported 28,421 confirmed, probable, and suspected cases in Guinea, Liberia, and Sierra Leone. Of these, some 11,300 people have died — a fatality rate of 40%. A total of 881 healthcare workers have been infected; of those, 513 died.

The effects will be felt for years to come. The loss of so many medical personnel is expected to have downstream effects on the health system of affected West African countries, including a sharp rise in maternal mortality to the tune of an additional 4,022 deaths each year for the foreseeable future. Moreover, the ability of healthcare workers to deal with other major diseases, like Malaria and Lassa (another hemorrhagic fever), was severely curtailed during the epidemic.

It’s an unprecedented crisis that demanded a quick and decisive response from governments, NGOs, healthcare workers, and scientists. Now the fight appears to be entering into a new phase, one brought about by increasingly resolute and conscientious action. However, many mistakes were made during the outbreak that prolonged the epidemic. Local and international groups have learned from these early mistakes, developing more effective containment and control strategies.

Approaching Zero: How West Africa is Crushing the Ebola Epidemic

Photo credit: AFP/Getty

Entering Into a New Phase

The situation on the ground is markedly different today than it was just a few months ago. Early October 2015 marked the first weeks in which no new confirmed cases of Ebola were reported since March 2014. Liberia has officially been cleared of Ebola. Guinea was only weeks away from joining Liberia before the reports of two new cases only a few days ago. Sierra Leone is currently halfway through the minimum 42-day countdown.

Approaching Zero: How West Africa is Crushing the Ebola Epidemic

(Source: WHO)

Still, a near-term risk of a renewed outbreak remains a distinct possibility. A door-to-door campaign has been set up in each suspected district to locate potential infected individuals.

Approaching Zero: How West Africa is Crushing the Ebola Epidemic

(Source: WHO)

There’s no question that the numbers have been steadily declining for months. Confirmed cases have remained below ten per week for 11 consecutive weeks. The virus has been confined to several small areas in western Guinea and Sierra Leone, leading the World Health Organization (WHO) to conclude that the the epidemic has entered into a transitional third phase.

Approaching Zero: How West Africa is Crushing the Ebola Epidemic

Ebola epidemic situation map (Credit: ZeLonewolf/wikimedia/cc)

That is very good news. Back in September 2014, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control warned that as many as 550,000 to 1.4 million cases of Ebola could emerge in Liberia and Sierra Leone alone in following four months. Likewise, researchers from Northeastern University in Boston, Massachusetts used a computer simulation to show the grim potential of the epidemic to spread around the globe, writing that if the outbreak is not contained, “the probability of international spread is going to increase consistently, especially if other countries are affected and are not able to contain the epidemic.”

Mercifully, the Ebola epidemic never got that bad.

Early Mistakes

A strong case can be made that, with sufficient preparedness and resolve, this outbreak should have never gotten so badly out of control. International organizations and local governments were ill-prepared to both recognize and deal with the epidemic when it first emerged in March 2014.

In particular, the WHO and CDC failed to recognize the seriousness of the situation, and through their dithering, allowed the disease to spread to alarming levels during the summer of 2014. Political considerations and inexperienced local WHO organizers—many of whom were appointed as political favors—also contributed to the delayed response.

These organizations had observers on the ground in West Africa in the spring of 2014, but mistakenly downplayed the serious of the situation during April and May, thinking that the epidemic was subsiding. But this outbreak was qualitatively different than previous ones, mostly in Central Africa. They didn’t take into account West Africa’s large population base, well-developed transportation infrastructure, and relative inexperience with the disease. Treating this epidemic like any other Ebola outbreak allowed the disease to flourish.

This past summer, a panel of experts severely criticized the WHO’s tardy response. The “WHO does not have a robust emergency operations capacity or culture,” the panel concluded. “[B]efore August 2014 WHO did not appropriately seek support from other United Nations agencies and humanitarian actors in the United Nations Inter-Agency Standing Committee system [and that] these resources could have been made available and known systems put in place.”

These actions might have averted the crisis that led to the need to establish the United Nations Mission for Ebola Emergency Response.

“The complexity of the situation had to be understood first to ensure the mitigation procedures put in place would result in the desired outcome,” explains George Kristopher Hughes, an Assistant Professor at the Department of Logistics and Resource Operations, U.S. Army Command and General Staff School. “That being said, if the international community would have acted sooner the virus may have come under control much sooner.”

Approaching Zero: How West Africa is Crushing the Ebola Epidemic

(Photo credit: European Commission DG ECHO)

One positive factor has been the contributions made by medical aid groups like Doctors Without Borders. Without their work in the early stages of the outbreak, the situation would have been a lot worse.

Taking Action

By the fall of 2014, the international response took on an added sense of urgency. It became increasingly clear that countries with weak healthcare systems and limited health infrastructures were simply not able to withstand the sudden shock of an epidemic; poverty made a bad situation even worse.

In light of this, there have been public calls for the establishment of fair and inclusive healthcare systems around the world, especially in those places that need it the most. But until that happens (which likely won’t be any time soon), and until poverty is eradicated (again, don’t hold your breath), the onus is on the developed world to take action. The international community eventually mounted its response after a costly delay.

The United States was among the many countries that played a crucial role in getting the situation on the ground under control. Hughes explained that the leadership of the United States Agency for International Development (USAID)—a government agency responsible for administering foreign aid—was able to work with the government of Liberia, allowing them to prioritize their actions and seek direct guidance.

The U.S. Department of Defence helped with the execution of the tasks outlined by the Government of Liberia and USAID, but Hughes says it was the inter-governmental and multinational coordination that deserves credit for preventing the virus from blowing up in the ways some people predicted. “While it took some time for the international community to act, once it did we saw immediate results,” he said.

Containment and Control

Screening infected individuals at the border and treating the first confirmed cases as a national emergency also helped contain the virus.

Approaching Zero: How West Africa is Crushing the Ebola Epidemic

(Photo credit: U.S. Army)

Cross-border contamination remains a huge problem, says the WHO, and “no country can get cases down to zero as long as transmission is ongoing in its neighbors.” As demonstrated by Nigeria, Mali, and Senegal, the combination of excellent surveillance and laboratory support allowed for quick action before the outbreak could escalate.

At the same time, the quarantining of health workers returning to their home countries from the front lines of West Africa undermined efforts to curb the epidemic. As noted by Doctors Without Borders, the diligent health monitoring of returning workers from Ebola-affected countries is preferable to the “coercive isolation” of individuals who exhibit no symptoms.

Containing an epidemic of this severity required a multi-pronged effort by all stakeholders. Response measures had to be strong and coordinated. Warning that vigilance is still necessary, the WHO recently stated:

Aggressive contact tracing will not stop transmission if contacts are left in the community for several days while test results are awaited. Good treatment may encourage more patients to seek medical care, but will not stop community-wide transmission in the absence of rapid case detection and safe burials. In turn, the powers of rapid case detection and rapid diagnostic confirmation are diminished in the absence of facilities for prompt isolation.

Failure to adhere to these common sense guidelines means that “medical staff following strict protocols for infection prevention and control in clinics will be only partially protected.”

Community engagement also proved critical. Thanks to education campaigns and effective healthcare responses, local citizens understood the severity of the situation and acted accordingly. Over the course of the epidemic, those in stricken areas showed a declining willingness to hide infected patients at home, secretly bury bodies, violate quarantines, or resort to violence.

But communities did not—and cannot—do this on their own. Governments at all levels must continue to provide leadership. Public outreach, including the efforts of religious leaders and tribal chiefs, has proven critical in educating people about responsible action.

Right Tools for the Right Job

During the immediate response phase, an infrastructure must be established very quickly, and it must be flexible. By the end of 2014, the U.S. had constructed a number of hospitals, but they weren’t used to a significant extent because the outbreak was already dying down.

That said, health workers were increasingly equipped with the right tools for the job.

Approaching Zero: How West Africa is Crushing the Ebola Epidemic

A mobile lab in use in Liberia (Credit: UN)

“The use of the [new] Mobile Labs that provided the Ebola virus identification test, which took only four hours to process, resulted in positive identification of those infected with Ebola and those suffering from other diseases,” Hughes said. “The correct identification of those infected with Ebola led to proper quarantine and treatment, which reduced the spread of the virus.”

Until the new labs were up and running, health workers had to wait two to five days just to get a preliminary Ebola diagnosis confirmed. Using the new lab, it takes just three to five hours to get results.

Approaching Zero: How West Africa is Crushing the Ebola Epidemic

(Photo credit: Athalia Christie/CC)

The use of Personnel Protective Equipment (PPE) by relief workers helped keep them safe and dramatically slowed the spread of the virus, thanks to the ramped-up distribution of such suits by the Defense Logistics Agency. Early on, some healthcare workers reportedly had protective suits with sleeves that were too short, while others wore latex gloves secured with adhesive tape to their overalls. This may partly explain why so many healthcare workers were infected in the earliest days of the outbreak.

The WHO is currently providing PPE modules to cover health care workers. These modules support ten patient beds for ten days for all staff with essential functions. PPE modules and training manuals are being deployed to every country on the African continent, while the UN is stockpiling extra PPEs in case of a future emergency.

Approaching Zero: How West Africa is Crushing the Ebola Epidemic

(Photo credit: Reuters)

Something as simple as early bed delivery could have dramatically lessened the effects of the outbreak. According to experts at the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine (LSHTM), earlier bed delivery could have halved Sierra Leone’s Ebola outbreak. The delivery of nearly 3,000 beds between September 2014 and February 2015 prevented 57,000 Ebola infections and 40,000 deaths. Had this happened just one month earlier, there could have been 7,500 fewer deaths in Sierra Leone alone.

Learning About the Virus

Prior to the current outbreak, scientists had little opportunity to study Ebola, both in terms of how it spreads and how it affects individuals. One thing we’ve learned is that we don’t need to panic. The situation will never get as bad as the one portrayed in The Hot Zone—a book that fueled much of the hysteria around Ebola and the recent outbreak.

Ebola doesn’t proliferate as voraciously as previously assumed, nor is it as easy to catch as the public originally thought. However, the virus will probably never be completely eradicated in Africa, so we should continue to expect individual cases and (hopefully minor) outbreaks in the years to come.

Approaching Zero: How West Africa is Crushing the Ebola Epidemic

NHS medics train to tackle Ebola in Sierra Leone (Photo credit: DFID)

Early treatment is critical. According to infection control specialists working in Sierra Leone’s government-run Hastings Ebola Treatment Center, patients who cannot be saved tend to be those who receive treatment too late.

We need to significantly raise the quality of healthcare in West Africa and elsewhere. Fatality rates were 71% in affected countries, but dropped to 26% for foreign staff who were evacuated for specialized treatment in well-resourced countries.

Scientists have also developed what appears to be a functional vaccine, though its impact has yet to be felt. Undoubtedly, vaccines are incredibly beneficial, but the keys to preventing future outbreaks likely involves the strengthening of vulnerable parts of the world to make them more prepared and durable.

More recently, scientists learned that the Ebola virus can be sexually transmitted, and that it remains in the human body for at least 100 days. Ebola survivors are now told to abstain from sex or use condoms for at least six months, or until they test negative for the disease.

Looking to the Future

To prevent further outbreaks, the international community must help these impoverished countries build more resilient healthcare systems, and reduce poverty rates. Poverty played a critical role in exacerbating—and even causing—this epidemic.

Ebola spreads from animals to humans; it seems that fruit bats transmitted the disease to 2-year-old Emile Ouamouno, the epidemic’s patient zero. So people must be discouraged from encroaching into so-called animal reservoirs. Yet locals enter into these areas for hunting and logging frequently—a direct result of the lack of economic well-being in these regions of the world.

While it’s tempting to halt scientific research now that the epidemic appears to be waning, that research must continue unabated. Furthermore, healthcare workers need to be compensated fairly and appropriately, recovering communities need to avoid “post-Ebola syndrome” and the stigmatization of survivors, national, international, and non-governmental organizations must remain vigilant and committed to maintaining control and prevention measures.

We are now better equipped to deal with similar epidemics in the future, but the biggest lesson learned, according to Hughes, was that “it requires a whole government approach to tackle a challenge of this magnitude.”

Additional reporting by Andrew Liptak.

Sources: WHO Ebola Situation Report | WHO Ebola Response | WHO Ebola Response Phase 3 | The World Bank | UN Progress Report 2015


Email the author at george@gizmodo.com and follow him at @dvorsky. Top image by Tara Jacoby

Halo 5 Day Zero Impressions: Mediocre Campaign, Promising Multiplayer

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Halo 5 Day Zero Impressions: Mediocre Campaign, Promising Multiplayer

Halo 5 is beautiful, at times a lot of fun, and at times disappointing. It’s also not yet officially released and is dependent on its multiplayer working well on a large scale. So we’re holding off on a review until well after the game’s October 27 launch. For now, some impressions of one of the Xbox One’s big fall exclusives.

The Campaign

It’s okay. It’s not spectacular. It has no all-time great levels, and it doesn’t break the mold. It spans 15 linear missions, largely involving shooting and the occasional riding of signature series vehicles. A few levels just involve milling around at bases, listening to characters talk.

You can play the whole thing in four-player co-op. If you’re playing with fewer people or are playing solo, the computer will control the rest of the squad. Reviving each other is key and will keep the mission going.

Halo 5 Day Zero Impressions: Mediocre Campaign, Promising Multiplayer

You only play a few missions as Master Chief. Most of the game stars Spartan Jameson Locke, whose squad is going after a possibly rogue Master Chief. Locke is this guy, who, don’t worry, pretty much plays the same as Chief:

Halo 5 Day Zero Impressions: Mediocre Campaign, Promising Multiplayer

Advertisements for the game have played up the drama of Locke hunting down a rogue Master Chief, but their rivalry is undercooked, their confrontation anticlimactic. The theme of a possibly rogue Master Chief was used far more effectively in the first season of the Halo 5 promotional podcast Hunt The Truth, which has a separate plot from the game.

I advise playing the campaign solo on Heroic difficulty. Heroic provided just the right challenge for me. It seemed tougher when we played co-op, and it required more coordination. (Mike Fahey, you can’t just run ahead and be a hero!)

Halo 5 Day Zero Impressions: Mediocre Campaign, Promising Multiplayer

Playing the campaign in co-op is a little more fun than playing solo, though the pedestrian level design leaves both feeling lackluster. There are lots of big rooms full of enemies, but few memorable challenges or set-pieces.

The coolest moments, like flying through space to assault a Covenant ship, are relegated to cutscenes.

Halo 5 Day Zero Impressions: Mediocre Campaign, Promising Multiplayer

Impressive as the cutscenes may be, the in-game graphics, running at what appears to be a smooth 60 frames per second, are ridiculously good (this clip was capped at 30 due to hardware capture limitations):

See the ground pound in that clip? It’s one of Halo 5’s signature moves.

The ending of the campaign—which we won’t spoil—sets things up for a potentially way more interesting Halo 6.

The Competitive Multiplayer

Development studio 343’s work on Halo’s competitive multiplayer has been more successful, to the point that multiplayer seems like Halo 5’s main attraction. There are two big modes, Arena and Warzone, both of which became available for reviewers late last week in very limited form, hence this not being a review.

Halo 5 Day Zero Impressions: Mediocre Campaign, Promising Multiplayer

Arena is traditional Halo competitive multiplayer and a good place to try out some of the game’s new moves, including the one-button juke:

...and the ability to hover by going into iron sights while jumping:

The new Warzone mode is ambitious and really promising. Four of us played through a couple of Warzone sessions together and had a great time.

A Warzone match involves large-scale battles involving up to 24 players. One pre-launch mode was set on a large multi-base map and challenged both teams of players to try to score 1000 points. Like Titanfall before it, Halo 5 Warzone fights also involve computer controlled ally and enemy grunts. Players get points for killing grunts, more points for killing human-controlled enemies and heaps of points for killing third-party computer-controlled aliens that spawn into the map. Teams also gain points for capturing bases.

A shorter variation timed to just six minutes was cool but not as good due to its brevity Warzone matches are designed to become more interesting the longer they go thanks to the new and potentially controversial “Req” system, in which you call in power-ups like vehicles and advanced weapons based on how well you’re doing in a given match—and, crucially, based on which virtual cards you’ve collected.

The Req system assigns a bunch of various Halo gear/weapons/vehicles to cards that can be used by players for permanent or short-term effects. There are cards for cosmetic character alterations and for gameplay-centric stuff like vehicles you can spawn into multiplayer or single-use buffs to your shield or movement speed.

You get cards from packs that you can buy with in-game currency earned from playing the game, but you can also buy silver and gold packs for $2 and $3, respectively.

Halo 5 Day Zero Impressions: Mediocre Campaign, Promising Multiplayer

I opened a gold pack, and this is some of what I got:

Halo 5 Day Zero Impressions: Mediocre Campaign, Promising Multiplayer

Cards have rarity classifications, from common to mythic. Cosmetic cards, like helmets, are equipped outside of matches and are always in your collection, as are additions to one’s options for basic weapon loadouts and any licenses to use more powerful weapons. Vehicle cards, boost cards and special weapon cards are single-use. Each card has an energy cost which comes into play during a Warzone match. For example, playing a Covenant Ghost card costs three energy.

Halo 5 Day Zero Impressions: Mediocre Campaign, Promising Multiplayer

At the start of a Warzone match, every player has just one hexagon of energy and can only use cards that have an energy cost of one. During the course of a match, all sorts of actions earn players a higher energy level. Get enough energy to play your best card and you can help tip the match’s balance.

For example, in one of the Warzone matches I tried this past weekend, I played one of my 10 Ghost cards to spawn a Ghost and defend my base. That was fortunate, since an enemy player showed up in a Ghost, shortly thereafter. I guess they played a Ghost card, too!

Halo 5 Day Zero Impressions: Mediocre Campaign, Promising Multiplayer

Playing a three-energy card depletes a player’s reserve of three energy nodes. That means you can’t just spawn one Ghost and then run to the Req station to spawn another. You’ll stay at level three in terms of having the right to play cards of that cost, but the player’s three-hexagon energy meter first has to slowly refill. Players can earn up to nine nodes of energy during a match. I have some cards that would let me put a massive Scorpion tank into the battlefield, but I would need more energy points to do that.

If you’ve followed all of that, you’ve probably surmised that the Req system reeks of potential game imbalancing microtransaction disaster that would turn Warzone into a pay-to-win debacle. Microsoft seems to have designed against that by randomizing card distribution and metering the ability to play big cards in rapid succession. In theory, big spenders wouldn’t be able to buy their way into having game-ruining advantages, but we’ll only know for sure after the game has been poked, prodded and pushed by players for a while.

On pre-release dedicated servers, Guardians’ multiplayer matchmaking ran smoothly, though the player population was far too limited to make any fair judgment about speed and quality of matchmaking. Last year’s Halo release, The Master Chief Collection, worked for reviewers but was a technical mess that had broken multiplayer for many weeks after release. We’re eager to see how this game holds up in the wild.


As you can probably tell, this is a tricky one. Halo 5: Guardians has some good parts, some bad and a lot of question marks that can’t be answered until the game comes out and is played by hundreds of thousands of players. We’ll have more about Halo 5 in the coming days, including a full review. For now, if you have any questions about the game, hit us up in the comments.

To contact the author of this post, write to stephentotilo@kotaku.com or find him on Twitter @stephentotilo.

You Know What Once Upon a Time Was Totally Missing? A Love Life for Henry

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You Know What Once Upon a Time Was Totally Missing? A Love Life for Henry

So the Storybrooke crew may have figured out what happened to their memories, but nothing in “Dreamcatcher” is more important than Henry’s love life. I so wish I was kidding.

Spoilers...

Here are the important plot points from last night: In the past, Emma uses a dreamcatcher to see that Merlin ended up as a tree because of a tear for a lost love. When reliving Regina’s trauma at the hands of her mother fails to free Merlin, the fresh pain of Henry being rejected by Violet sets Merlin free.

In the present, Regina et al break into Emma’s house and discover Excalibur in the basement. They note that it looks like the Dark One dagger, and go to Arthur. Which, I guess they don’t know he’s evil, but this is a constant problem in shows where the audience knows more than the protagonists—your heroes start looking like idiots.

Anyway, he does at least tell them the truth about the dagger and Excalibur being two parts of the same thing.

The other thing they find is the dreamcatcher, which reveals to them a memory of Emma taking Violet’s heart so that Henry will cry tears of a lost first love. Which does free Merlin. But he warns that he can’t fix Emma unless she really really wants it. Also, Henry sees the memory and is freshly upset about a thing he doesn’t remember.

Rumpelstiltskin is busy being “made into a hero by Merida,” who uses the storybook to see his history with Belle, bring the teacup to him, and goad him into fighting. Plus, the Storybrooke crew knows Emma has him and is trying to find him.

You Know What Once Upon a Time Was Totally Missing? A Love Life for Henry

This episode goes off the rails almost from the word “Go,” since the very valid investigation into what happened to the squire that Arthur magic poisoned away last week is pushed to the side for the very important issue of Henry’s girlfriend.

GUYS. Eyes on the ball, please.

In the present, Violet’s horse is missing. And Henry wants to find it and be her hero. So he asks his crazy evil mother (the newly evil mother, not the formerly evil one.) to help him “give his friend her happy ending.” I would like Emma to remove my heart and crush it, please. That is awful.

And it’s not even the most awful part. Because, in the past, Henry takes Violet to a date at Granny’s where, I swear to fucking God, this exchange takes place after Henry opens a can of soda:

“Is that magic?”

“No, it’s soda.”

“It’s like a carnival in can.”

You Know What Once Upon a Time Was Totally Missing? A Love Life for Henry

Brought to you by Pepsi. Out of the blue.

I will find you, person in charge of product placement for Once Upon a Time, and I will make you answer for this.

You know, I was never one of the people who minded Henry all that much. But this whole episode was miserably hard to watch. Because of the horrible child love plot (Violet says “Are you courting me?” and it’s awful) and because it felt like box-ticking, “Make Henry angry at Emma, so his forgiveness will help save her.” Can’t wait for that.

Contact the author at katharine@io9.com.

Listen to an Exclusive Audio Excerpt From Ellen Kushner’s Upcoming Serial Drama Tremontaine

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Listen to an Exclusive Audio Excerpt From Ellen Kushner’s Upcoming Serial Drama Tremontaine

Ellen Kushner, author of the cult fantasy novel Swordspoint, returns us to the city of Riverside with Tremontaine—a serialized prequel of sex, scandal, and swordplay.

Tremontaine is set to be released on October 28th via Serial Box, an innovative publishing platform that is like the lovechild of a television series and a novel. Each week, a new episode of the Tremontaine saga will emerge in both audio and ebook format. Serials run for “seasons” of 10-16 weeks, meaning that when you subscribe, you’ll be signing up for months of literary adventure. And we’ve got the first audio excerpt.

Here’s what we know about Tremontaine, set in the world of Ellen Kushner’s Swordspoint:

A Duchess whose beauty is matched only by her cunning; her husband’s dangerous affair with a handsome scholar; a Foreigner in a playground of swordplay and secrets; and a mathematical genius on the brink of revolution—when long-buried lies threaten to come to light, betrayal and treachery know no bounds with stakes this high.

Tremontaine’s episodes ares written by Ellen Kushner, Alaya Dawn Johnson, Malinda Lo, Joel Derfner, Racheline Maltese, and Patty Bryant.

In this audio sneak peek of the premiere episode, written by Kushner and narrated by Sarah Mollo-Christensen, we meet Ixkaab Balam, “first daughter of a first daughter of the House of Balam of the Traders of Kinwiinik. You can call her Kaab.”

This is a chance to revisit Riverside, the city of intrigue from Kushner’s fantastical Swordspoint, The Privilege of the Sword and The Fall of Kings. First published in 1987, Swordspoint is now considered a “mannerpunk” classic, known for its rapier-sharp wit, queer-friendly themes and memorable cast of characters.

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With Tremontaine, we return to Riverside with characters old and new, and a team of writers led by Kushner. Since the serial is a prequel to the books, you won’t need to have read them to get started, but we hear there are tasty easter eggs for those who are already fans.

You can also check out the Serial Box trailer for Tremontaine:

[Tremontaine via Serial Box]

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Dell includes promotional gift cards with a lot of the items they sell, but this is on a completely different level. If you buy a 55” 4K 3D Sony TV for $1498 (which is the market rate) today, Dell will throw in a $500 promotional gift card for your trouble.

That’s basically good for a free game console with games, or a 4K computer monitor, or even a mid-range computer. The only real caveat is that you have to spend the credit within 90 days. [Sony 55” 4K 3D Smart TV, $1498 + $500 Promo Gift Card]

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Note: It should go without saying, but make sure you see the $500 gift card in your cart before you check out. It should be added automatically, but Dell has been known to end these promotions without warning, so double check before you complete your order.


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20% iTunes gift card discounts are great, but they’re not exactly rare. Anything more than that though qualifies as truly exciting, including this $100 gift card for $75. [$100 iTunes Gift Card, $75]

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Amazon’s recent streak of excellent apparel Gold Box deals continues today with 50% off Cole Haan shoes for men and women, and 65% off John Varvatos belts, wallets, and bags.

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No kitchen is complete without a good meat thermometer and a food scale, and you can get both for $10 or less today on Amazon.

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The 4.8 star rated thermometer is fairly self-explanatory, but if you aren’t sure why you need a kitchen scale, just know that it can help you cook your favorite recipes with much more consistency, and with fewer dirty dishes to boot. Plus, you can use it to weigh postage when you aren’t cooking, so you should definitely keep one handy.

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Hugo and Nebula award-winner The Forever War remains timeless, and you can get a Kindle copy for just $2 today. [The Forever War [Kindle], $2]

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Need a little push to get off the couch, or just want to recreate a viral web stunt? The Fitbit Charge HR is the best fitness tracker for most people, and you can get one for just $115 today ($35 off), which is within $5 of the best deal we’ve seen on the heart rate-tracking model. [Fitbit Charge HR, $115]

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Western Digital’s My Cloud is the easiest option for anyone who want a network-connected hard drive without the cost or complications of setting up a NAS, and you can get the 4TB model for just $140 today on eBay. That’s roughly $50 less than usual, and barely more than a non-networked 4TB external drive. [WD My Cloud Personal 4TB Cloud Storage, $140]

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No matter how good Apple makes the battery life in their laptops, you’re always going to want a few more hours. And though it’s a little bit janky, ChugPlug’s external Mac battery is the best option you have right now.

Today on eBay, you can get a ChugPlug for any MacBook Air or 13” MacBook Pro for just $40, the best price we’ve ever seen. The ChugPlug attaches directly to your Mac’s power brick, and contains a 4,000mAh battery to give you 3-4 extra hours of battery life, on average. It might be a little bulky to keep attached to your power cord all the time, but it’s a perfect safety net for long days away from any power outlets. [ChugPlug External Battery Pack for MacBook Air 11” and 13” and MacBook Pro 13” Portable Charger, $40]

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These little cable holders attach to just about any surface via a built-in adhesive pad, and can keep your cords from falling into the abyss. $6 for a six-pack is a steal. [Cable Organizer, Set of 6, Black, $6 with code U6P9LOG3]

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We’ve seen a handful of Quick Charge 2.0-compatible car chargers, but this is the first one we’ve posted with four total USB ports. Only one of those is a Quick Charge port, but the rest should still come in handy for your passengers. [Tronsmart 54W 4 Ports Rapid Car Charger with Qualcomm Certified Quick Charge 2.0 Technology, $13 with code OUJY9F3R]

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$20 is a great price for a waterproof Bluetooth speaker, but for that price, Aukey will even toss in a waterproof smartphone case. So let’s say you want to use the speaker to listen to music or podcasts in the shower. Now, you can take your phone in there as well to control playback. [Aukey Wireless Waterproof Bluetooth Speaker and Aukey Universal Waterproof Case, $20. Add both to cart and use code GYVW2V3D]

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I’m not going to judge you for wanting a Keurig machine. This is a safe place. In fact, even Keurig skeptics might be interested in this refurbished SS-700 coffee maker for $60, or more than $100 off the cost of a new one. [Refurb Keurig SS-700 Coffee Maker, $60]

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You probably won’t use a Dremel all that often, but it’s one of those things that you really should keep tucked away in your toolbox, and this starter kit is just $39 today on Amazon. Your first task: Carving jack-o-lanterns. [Dremel 2.3-Amp Multi-Max Oscillating Tool Kit with 6 Universal Quickfit Accessories, $39]

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We posted this Fallout 4 Vault Dweller’s Ultimate Survival Guide bundle last week when it dropped to $96, but today, it’s all the way down to $78.

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On The Last Man on Earth, The Only Thing Better Than Bacon is Friendship

If you’re one of the last people on Earth, eventually, food is going to become an issue. And on the latest episode of The Last Man on Earth, titled “Crickets,” it was certainly at the forefront, but with a little dose of trust-building built in.

As the episode began, everyone had the realization that crickets somehow survived the apocalypse. There aren’t farm animals or fish, but the crickets made it. So Carol begins to catch and cook them in some stunningly disgusting ways.

Meanwhile, Tandy stumbles upon Todd’s big secret teased in the previous episode. He’s found a freezer full of bacon next door and he’s keeping it all to himself. Instead of telling on Todd, though, the two begin to eat the delicious food together in secret. Tandy thinks is the beginning of a bonding process with Todd, but Todd disagrees. “This is just about the bacon,” he tells Tandy.

And eat bacon they do. While the rest of the group is sipping cricket juice, and injuring themselves on year-old canned soup, Todd and Tandy are mixing bacon with cheese whiz, Twinkies and just having a grand old time. Quickly, 42 remaining packages of bacon become three (which seemed like a huge leap but, okay). Tandy then proposes they give the final packages to the group but Todd doesn’t want to admit to his guilt. No matter. Tandy, being Tandy, forces the issue anyway, and everyone is thrilled with their three packages of bacon.

Just then, after 85% of the episode, The Last Man on Earth pulls its patented move. It reverses an otherwise noble move by Tandy (discarding the 39 empty bacon packages out to sea) and everyone finds out someone ate all this bacon. Todd confesses, Tandy tries to take the blame, but Todd won’t let him. The episode ends with both Todd and Tandy in the stocks and, at their lowest moment, Todd admits it was never just about the bacon. And they air fist bump.

On The Last Man on Earth, The Only Thing Better Than Bacon is Friendship

In an overall sense, “Crickets” wasn’t a particularly grand episode of The Last Man on Earth, but it was funny—as usual—and important. Tandy is slowly building back the trust he lost last season. I wouldn’t be surprised if the next few episodes each deal with Tandy doing the same with another member of the group.

The Last Man on Earth is off next week, but will be back November 8.


Contact the author at germain@io9.com.


A Dog Discovers the Joy of Flight

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DOGFLIGHT from Alexandre Arnold, Maximilien Angelloz-Nicoud, and Katarina Mitrovic is just a sweet little piece of animation perfect for starting the work week.

[via Everything Animated]


Contact the author at katharine@io9.com.

8 Found Footage Horror Movies That Are Genuinely Scary

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8 Found Footage Horror Movies That Are Genuinely Scary

One of the biggest complaints about found footage horror films is that they rely too heavily on boring, cheap jump scares to get audience reactions. But these eight examples actually dig deeper—and bring genuine terror to the screen as a result.

8) Grave Encounters

TV’s Ghost Adventures is as cheesy and staged as most reality shows are, and is also as formulaic as a Scooby-Doo episode. (I still watch it, though.) Written and directed by the filmmaking team known as the Vicious Brothers, Grave Encounters pokes fun at ghost-hunting TV shows with razor-sharp accuracy. Then it ups the stakes by wondering what would happen if a supposedly haunted filming site was not just actually haunted, but also filled with pissed-off evil spirits.

It’s a simple premise that explains why the crew and “talent” (the lead actor clearly studied hours of Zak Bagans footage... god bless him) insist on keeping the camera rolling the entire time. (Most found footage horror films have a documentary element for that very reason, as this list will show.) By the time the Grave Encounters group realizes even sky-high ratings aren’t worth tangling with a bunch of spooks of the abandoned-insane-asylum type, it’s too late.

7) The Taking of Deborah Logan

I kept seeing this title pop up on Netflix and finally gave it a whirl. It’s got a clever premise (a camera crew begins following a woman with Alzheimer’s, only to realize there are much darker forces at work inside her mind), and it does a good job pacing the reveal of its creepy backstory, making great use of the rambling house where nearly the entire film takes place. It’s also elevated by uncommonly good performances by Jill Larson as the troubled patient, who only looks physically frail, and Anne Ramsay as her harried daughter. (The actors playing the documentary crew are less effective, but they’re not on camera as much.) Word of warning: The Taking of Deborah Logan is especially chilling if you’re terrified of snakes.

6) The Visit

Though the words “a new film by M. Night Shyamalan” are enough to make some filmgoers’ blood run cold, The Visit offered a welcome return to horror form for the director. It’s also probably the most technically sleek found footage movie ever made, especially taking into account the fact that it’s supposedly being filmed by a teenage girl. Best of all, the obligatory twist ending is actually very, very satisfying—highly observant viewers will see it coming, but even then Shyamalan ensures it’s still scary as hell when it happens.

5) The Last Exorcism

Speaking of twist endings, The Last Exorcism’s last act is quite the seat-kicker. Ashley Bell’s performance as a girl who might be possessed by a demon or worse was strong enough to garner rare recognition beyond the realms of horror, including an Independent Spirit Award nomination. (Director Daniel Stamm’s precursor to The Last Exorcism is also worth seeking out: A Necessary Death is an eerie faux-doc about assisted suicide that’s more thriller than horror.)

4) [REC]

No disrespect to George A. Romero, but the best found footage zombie movie of 2007 was not Diary of the Dead. It was the Spanish production [REC], which managed to scare the bejeezus out of viewers worldwide (and spawn sequels, an inferior American remake, etc.) despite the pesky inconvenience of subtitles.

3) Cannibal Holocaust

The grand dame of cannibal films, this 1980 nugget of nasty trash-sploitation is offensive, violent, racist, and contains allegedly real animal torture. Naturally, it’s become a cult classic. Cannibal Holocaust might not scare you in the standard shrieking, horror movie sense, but it will most definitely give you nightmares.

2) Paranormal Activity

The original, and still the best, of the wildly successful series, it’s incredibly suspenseful and uses its $11,000 budget to great effect, proving that sometimes simple and subtle can yield the most believable (and therefore terrifying) results. Never before has a slowwwwwwly opening door caught on night-vision camera inspired such abject terror in audiences.

1) The Blair Witch Project

The film that really, truly started the found footage craze. Oh, Blair Witch Project, we loathe you for clearing the path for so many crappy movies about shrieking kids who can’t put down their camera, but we also love you for all the great movies you helped bring into the world (including non-horror entries that didn’t make this list, like Cloverfield). And while we’re okay with never seeing that snot drool ever again, that last shot gets us every time.

This Week's TV: Two of the Year's Most Anticipated Shows Are Finally Here!

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This Week's TV: Two of the Year's Most Anticipated Shows Are Finally Here!

Yes, Ash vs. Evil Dead and Supergirl are making their debuts at last. Plus Bones and Sleepy Hollow are crossing over! Lexi Alexander directs Arrow! George R.R. Martin becomes a zombie! People are getting buried alive! And this week’s television includes tons and tons of Halloween excitement!

Monday

Uncle Grandpa (6:30PM, CARTOON)


By now we’re all aware of Cartoon Network’s infamously tempestuous schedule, but here’s some out-of-focus evidence they will, indeed, be airing a full week of Halloween specials. In the new Uncle Grandpa, Belly Bag’s a werewolf!

Fear: Buried Alive (8 PM, A&E)

Three people are getting buried alive in coffins, in this event that will be broadcast live. And they get subjected to worse and worse horrors, in an attempt to test the strength of their coffins. And their psyches, presumably.

Gotham (8PM, FOX)


While that adorable new Firefly runs amok, Butch gets a chainsaw hand.

Supergirl (8:30PM, CBS)

It’s finally here. Superman’s cousin comes to Earth to prove she’s just as big a hero as the big guy. But can she be the equal of the Man of Steel in a world full of sexist jerks and her own undermining sister?

Wander Over Yonder (8:30PM, DISNEY XD)


Fighting.

Minority Report (9PM, FOX)

“Arthur and Dash team up to help a young girl in poor health whom they fear is the victim they see in their next vision. Although modern technology could save her, the community in which she lives prohibits the use of such equipment.”

Wouldn’t it be amazing if this anti-technology community turned out to be the Herculoids?

Blindspot (10PM, NBC)


“Trakzer” is a mobile app capable of tracking FBI vehicles! Delightfully, its Napster-inspired logo (we’re told its an owl…) looks just like Stinkor from Masters of the Universe.

Cursed: The Bell Witch: (10PM, A&E)


Limited series where a military man and his best friend, “Chad Higgenbotham”, try to break a witch’s curse over his family:

“In the early 1800s, a Tennessee landowner named John Bell had a child out of wedlock with a local witch named Kate Batts. To cover his tracks, it is believed he murdered her and in turn she cursed his family bloodline from her grave; the first-born male of each generation would either be driven insane or suffer a mysterious, untimely death.”


Tuesday

The New Scooby-Doo Movies (11AM, BOOMERANG)

The rare episode with Phyllis Diller being terrorized by a gargoyle! Catch it here, because rights issues with Diller’s representatives have kept it from getting any sort of home video release, ever.

Clarence (6:30PM, CARTOON)

Halloween special!

The Flash (8PM, CW)


Firestorm, again!

The Muppets (8PM, ABC)

“Miss Piggy and Reese Witherspoon have a heated rivalry but when the two volunteer for Habitat for Humanity, their feud escalates to a whole new level.”

Um, yeah. There’s some potential here.

Face Off (9PM, SYFY)

Season finale!

From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series (9PM, El Rey)

Also season finale!

iZombie (9PM, CW)


Someone’s killing country stars! I LOVE themed murder sprees. Luckily, this season of iZombie has been providing the very best killer motives on TV. I could ask for none better.

Agents of SHIELD (9PM, ABC)


Little Girl Lost meets The Martian! Will Jemma fight a crater-lake monster? Will it be non-humanoid?!


Wednesday

Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! (6:30PM, CARTOON)

“Where There’s a Will, There’s a Wraith may be Scooby-Doo’s best title to date.

Bones/Sleepy Hollow (8 PM, Fox)

Here it is—the crossover that nobody saw coming! Here’s what it’s about:

Just in time for Halloween, the scientific world of BONES meets the supernatural world of SLEEPY HOLLOW in a crossover event to thrill the living, the dead and everything in between, airing Thursday, Oct. 29. On BONES (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT), the grisly discovery of human remains lead Brennan (Emily Deschanel) and Booth (David Boreanaz) on a hunt for clues, during which they encounter Ichabod Crane (Tom Mison) and Abbie Mills (Nicole Beharie), searching for answers of their own. Realizing that they are after the same evidence, they team up to solve the mystery. Then, immediately following on SLEEPY HOLLOW (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT), the intrigue continues as Ichabod’s old nemesis is back from the dead. Ichabod and Abbie need advanced forensic help and expertise to stop him and turn to Brennan and Booth to unlock 18th century secrets using 21st century science.

Arrow (8PM, CW)


This will be a great episode—because Lexi (Punisher: War Zone) Alexander directed it.

Treasures from the Disney Vault (8:45PM, TCM)

From eight, to seven in the morning: The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad, The Old Mill, The Plausible Impossible, Escape to Witch Mountain, Lonesome Ghosts, Frankenweenie (1984), Mr. Boogedy, Ghost of Buxley Hall and Return to Witch Mountain. If you’re still awake, a second horror marathon kicks off with Freaks just afterward.

Nova: Animal Mummies (9PM, PBS)


The “whys” and “hows” of ancient Egyptian animal mummification!

Star Wars: Rebels (9:30PM, DISNEY XD)


Inquisitors stalk an abandoned medical station—this is Star Wars doing Halloween II!

American Horror Story: Hotel (10PM, FX)


Another episode written by Jennifer (de Palma’s Sisters; Gargoyles ‘72) Salt!

Moonbeam City (10:30PM, COMEDY)

The show after South Park.


Thursday

Teen Titans Go! (6:30PM, CARTOON)

Halloween special!

The Vampire Diaries (8PM, CW)


Tour guides are always disrespecting the supernatural.

Heroes Reborn (8PM, NBC)


Hayden Panetierre’s absence is addressed.

Monsters Inside Me: There’s Something Living in My Knee?! (9PM, ANIMAL)

Followed by, “Help! My Son is a Leper” at 10…

The Originals (9PM, CW)


I only attend parties with featureless, white masks.

Haven (10PM, SYFY)


Friday

Hammer Horror Marathon (8:15AM, TCM)

Beginning with The Mummy, stay tuned for a steady stream of Dracula and Frankenstein pictures until 4:45PM—the rhythm is then interrupted for an uncommon airing of Crescendo!

Regular Show (6:30PM, CARTOON)

Terror Tales of the Park V!

Val Letwon Marathon (8PM, TCM)

A whole night and most of the following morning of Val Lewton films, including Cat People, The Body Snatcher, The Leopard Man, Isle of the Dead, and more!

Grimm (9PM, NBC)

Season premiere!

Z Nation (10PM, SYFY)


George R.R. Martin guest stars!


Saturday

Pokemon (8AM, CARTOON)

Tyrantrum debuts.

My Little Pony (11:30AM, DFC)

A Halloween episode...?

The Tingler (3PM, TCM)

Scream for your lives.

Doctor Who (9PM, BBC AMERICA)


A UNIT episode featuring the Zygons—from the writer of last year’s polarizing episode, “Kill the Moon”.

Ash vs. The Evil Dead (9PM, STARZ)


SERIES PREMIERE! Bruce Campbell is back as Ash, and once again he’s stumbling into Deadite trouble. He can just never catch a break, can he?


Sunday

David Lynch Short Film Marathon (2:45AM, TCM)

If you’re awake in the dead of night, each of David Lynch’s early shorts are on TCM, followed by the complete series of DumbLand. After that, it’s the mega-rare animated feature Twice Upon a Time. What a cool channel!

Nation Geographic Special: Bill Nye’s Global Meltdown (8PM, NGC)

Bill Nye gives us the hand.

The Librarians (8PM, TNT)


Season premiere! Two episodes.

Once Upon a Time (8PM, ABC)


Rumplestiltskin fights a bear. Also: Everybody has nice hair on this show.

The Mike Tyson Mysteries (12:15AM, CARTOON)

Season premiere! Remember those celebrity-lead animated shows from Ruby-Spears and Hanna-Barbera? Mister T, in particular? Do you remember The Funky Phantom? Mike Tyson, his adopted ward, the Marquess of Queensbury’s ghost and a talking pigeon solve mysteries in a van. Following a new Robot Chicken.

Jared Leto Says Playing The Joker Was Like "Giving Birth Out Of My Prick Hole"

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Jared Leto Says Playing The Joker Was Like "Giving Birth Out Of My Prick Hole"

If you thought Jared Leto’s Joker looked weird, you’re really going to be uncomfortable when you read what he had to say about it. Leto plays the clown prince of Gotham in next Summer’s Suicide Squad and, in a new interview about the role, he got very graphic.

There was definitely a period of...detachment. I took a pretty deep dive. But this was a unique opportunity and I couldn’t imagine doing it another way. It was fun, playing those psychological games. But at the same time it was very painful, like giving birth out of my prick hole.

Ouch.

Leto spoke to Empire Magazine about the role, where we also got a few brand new looks at the character. You probably already saw this one, but we’ll put it below again, along with a few more.

Jared Leto Says Playing The Joker Was Like "Giving Birth Out Of My Prick Hole"

Jared Leto Says Playing The Joker Was Like "Giving Birth Out Of My Prick Hole"

See more Suicide Squad photos here.

Leto also said he sees his Joker a little different than previous iterations:

I always get the sense that The Joker may be much older than people think. It’s something different. If you don’t break rules, you’re not going to strike new ground. I think I’ll be cooling down for the rest of my life.

Producer Charles Roven explained that one of the differences between this Joker and others is this one is “More social...a very successful and smart businessman besides being a sociopath.” And director David Ayer agreed their portrayal is different from what we’ve seen before:

The Joker is the third rail of comic book movies. There’s a power to that character, and by some freaking miracle, through the incredible things Jared has done and the photography and all the other millions of things that went into it, we’ve cooked up something transcendent. He’s scary.

In addition, the new Empire has other details on Suicide Squad. For example, there’s a scene description of the Squad in a helicopter and Katana being introduced. “Love your perfume. What is that: Stench of Death?” asks Harley Quinn.

Each actor also gives a brief, non-spoiler description of their characters, the best one being Jai Courtney talking about his role as Captain Boomerang. “[The director’s] first instruction was, ‘Find your inner shitbag.’”

Suicide Squad opens August 5, 2016. Here’s the first look, in case you want to watch it again.

[Empire Magazine, H/T Comic Book Movie]


Contact the author at germain@io9.com.

These Last Minute Costumes Could Save Your Halloween

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These Last Minute Costumes Could Save Your Halloween

Everybody is stepping up their Halloween costume game... everyone except you, that is. You’re busy, you’ve got a life, and somehow, it’s five days before Halloween and you’re wondering if you should just buy a tacky store-brought costume. Don’t panic! Here’s our ultimate list of last-minute costume ideas!

Some of these costumes will be a little esoteric and will most likely end up with you having to explain what the hell you’re dressed up as—but hey, you’re the one who left this down to the last minute. You can afford to go a little out there. And if you don’t like any of these, io9 has been a handy resource for last-minute costumes in the past as well—here’s some of our previous roundups.

Arthur Dent from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

These Last Minute Costumes Could Save Your Halloween

I’m going to be real with you, readers: looking back at our past last-minute costumes, I have no idea how we’ve not included Arthur in any of our past last-minute ideas posts. He’s so easy to get right!

All you need is some pajamas, a long dressing gown/bathrobe, some comfy slippers, and of course, your trusty towel. Ability to look as astonished/confused as Martin Freeman regularly does is not included, but would be a lovely addition.

Mako Mori from Pacific Rim

These Last Minute Costumes Could Save Your Halloween

If you’re a big fan of Pacific Rim, any one of the heroic Jaeger pilots would be relatively doable—there’s a lot of tank tops and navy military fatigues and all that. But hey, who doesn’t want to dress up as Rinko Kikuchi’s wonderful badass Mako Mori?

Mako has two easy-to-replicate looks in the movie—her training gear (tank top, belt, dark cargo pants, and some boots, as well as a long wooden pole) or her raincoat from the first time we see her: black clothes underneath a black raincoat, a black umbrella and, and you could hold your iPad around to match her own datapad. Throw in an easy-to-aquire black bob wig and bam, you’re an awesome Jaeger Pilot!

Finn from Star Wars: The Force Awakens

These Last Minute Costumes Could Save Your Halloween

I know it. You know it. Star Wars is going to be the big thing at Halloween this year, whether it’s perennial classic costumes, or most likely, it’s going to be a ton of people dressed up as the likes of Kylo Ren, Rey, and Poe Dameron.

Want to join in on the fun—but you just realized that it’s a bit too late to whip up your own First Order Stormtrooper suit? John Boyega’s Finn is a surprisingly simple look to achieve, if you go for his non-trooper getup. A black, longsleeved undershirt, black trousers and white trainers are pretty much all you need. For a bonus, you can get a cheap brown jacket to complete the look (hell, you can go through the effort of getting some red tape to make the shoulder and chest markings too), and pick up a NERF stormtrooper blaster to make a nod to Finn’s First Order past. Just run around looking exasperated and out of breath all the time!

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These Last Minute Costumes Could Save Your Halloween

Daredevil was huge this year, and while it’s a bit too late to recreate Matt Murdock’s final red suit, the black getup he wears for most of the spectacular Netflix series is simple enough. Black boots and gloves, black cargo trousers, a longsleeved black shirt, and then a piece of black material to cover your head and eyes. If you want props, a simple wooden pole sawn in half for clubs would do. Just make sure you can see through your headgear—Daredevil has enhanced super senses, you don’t!

Daredevil’s alter-ego would be simple to do, too—a grey suit, tinted glasses, and a white cane. Ladies are unfortunately tougher to get Daredevil looks for, but blogs like MCU Fashion let you get inspiration for some of Karen and Claire’s outfits from the series. Claire Temple could carry around a first aid kit and be Night Nurse for the evening—handy if your Daredevil-dressed partner can’t see through his headgear and takes a tumble in the dark.

... Or Jessica Jones

These Last Minute Costumes Could Save Your Halloween

You could be even more timely and go for Netflix’s other Marvel star: Jessica Jones! Jess’s look is pretty simple: a hooded black jacket, a big scarf, and some jeans and black boots. Maybe use some makeup magic to add a few cuts to your face, like you’ve just punched the living crap out of some bad guys.

If you’ve got the build for it, guys, you could accompany a Jessica Jones costumed friend as Luke Cage! Tight t-shirt and jeans is all you need—you could even make the shirt yellow as a nod to Luke’s Power Man persona in the comics.

The Rebooted Comic Versions of Batman and Superman

These Last Minute Costumes Could Save Your Halloween

Hey, if you thought the New 52 Superman reboot look was easy, his newest look in “DC You” is even simpler: it’s literally just a T-Shirt with the superman “S” symbol on it, some jeans, and scraps of red cloth wrapped around your fists. A buzzcut would work wonders!

Even more esoteric would be Batman—not Jim Gordon’s mechsuit-enhanced Batman, but Bruce Wayne, who’s lost all his memories of being Batman and now runs a kid’s centre in Gotham. Black hair and a scraggly thick beard are a must—just wear a plain casual button-up shirt, and whenever someone asks who you are, just say “Bruce Wayne.” If they respond with “Oh, Batman?”, just give them a puzzled look and say “Who??

Or hell, almost every Superhero Alter-ego

These Last Minute Costumes Could Save Your Halloween

Most superheros secret identities are super simple to pull off—and in an age where you can get character T-Shirts based on their superhero costumes, it can be a fun idea to wear one underneath your “disguise” to reveal your true colors as part of your costume. This works great for Clark Kent—business suit, a notepad filled with story ideas, and some thick-rimmed glasses—but you could get a light up arc reactor shirt and easily become Tony Stark.

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A Peter Parker look could pretty much be Clark Kent—just add a toy camera and a fake copy of the Daily Bugle. Gwen Stacy would just need a blond wig and headband, and maybe a mint-green coat to homage her outfit from her death in both the comics and Amazing Spider-Man 2. Even if you’ve left it too late to do a superhero costume, their alter-egos are usually a quick and easy option.

The Twelfth Doctor’s Scruffy New Look

These Last Minute Costumes Could Save Your Halloween

Pulling off the Twelfth Doctor’s usual outfit may take a bit more effort and time than you need—but in the current season of Doctor Who, he’s been wearing a much tattier getup. A medium length blue jacket over a black jumper and a barely zipped up hoodie, and a part of baggy tartan sweatpants are all you need to be a 100% rebel Time Lord. Finish it off with a grey wig and some “sonic” sunglasses. If you’re truly brave, attempt a Scottish accent for the evening too!

A Portal Aperture Science Test Subject

These Last Minute Costumes Could Save Your Halloween

You’ll have to buy an orange jumpsuit—there’s plenty around for “prisoner” fancy dress suits, or you could find one at a hardware supply store. Use some black masking tape or sharpies to draw the simple circular Aperture Science logo on the back, and bam, you wouldn’t look out of place in a test facility completing a manic test from the Portal games.

If you’ve got a little extra time—five days is more than enough!—you could whip up a Companion Cube to carry around out of a cardboard box. Or if you’re crafty, you could make your own Portal Gun model out of household goods—Instructables user Ducttape Ninja has a great how-to guide to build your own out of everyday items. Don’t have the time to make props? Just have the jumpsuit on and make a joke about how you’re part of the control group that wasn’t given any testing apparatus.

A SHIELD (or Hydra) Agent

These Last Minute Costumes Could Save Your Halloween

This one is simple at first, but can have a cool twist to it—get yourself some black business wear (or hey, whatever dark clothes you wear to work), whip up and print off your own personal SHIELD ID and slot it on a lanyard or name tag (double bonus if you have one for your Work ID already!) and grab a toy pistol. Ready to defend Earth alongside Melinda May and friends.

A fun extra twist would be making your own Hydra ID card and slipping it on the reverse of your SHIELD one. If you’re going with friends in a similar get up, flip it over during the night and reveal your true allegiances. Hail Hydra!

Bigby Wolf From Fables/The Wolf Among Us

These Last Minute Costumes Could Save Your Halloween

This year, Vertigo’s classic comic series about Fairytale icons came to a close—and if you’ve got longish hair and a beard (or heavy stubble) and stuggling for new costume ideas, you could honor its passing by dressing up as the hardboiled detective human persona of the Big Bad Wolf, Bigby. That, or say, you’re a big fan of the video game adaptation!

All you’d need is a white dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up, some dress pants, and a loosely-tied dark tie. Extra bonus if you’re hairy, you can say you’re mid-transformation into your wolf form!

Yourself From An Alternate/Mirror Universe

These Last Minute Costumes Could Save Your Halloween

This one’s a super easy one, and a classic last-minute get up. Just wear clothes you wouldn’t wear normally, and act completely different to how you do usually. Bam, you’re the you of Earth-2! If you’re going to a party with some Star Trek fans, even better: slap on a fake goatee, praise the Terran Empire, and it’ll be as if you’ve stepped out of the Mirror Universe.

A Mad Max War Boy

These Last Minute Costumes Could Save Your Halloween

Fury Road’s huge success means that Mad Max will rule cosplay this year, but while everyone’s working on their extravagant Furiosa prostehtic arms or their Max costumes, you can get in on the fun and be a war boy.

All it takes is the confidence to walk around in late-October weather with no shirt on, some black cargo pants and boots, and some makeup to blacken your eyes or forehead and make your skin look chalky-white. If you’re bald, it’s easy, but if you’re unwilling to shave your locks, a bald cap could do in a pinch. Grab a can of silver spray paint and some goggles, and run around yelling “WITNESS ME!”

Dale Cooper (or anyone) From Twin Peaks

These Last Minute Costumes Could Save Your Halloween

We’ve suggested the Log Lady from Twin Peaks before as a last-minute costume, and that’d be another great one this year, especially now that the show is making a much-awaited come back. Dale Cooper would be simple enough—a suit, an FBI badge, and a cup of damn fine coffee to carry around.

But basically every Peaks character is simple enough that you could arm yourself with a few choice quotes, a lookalike outfit, and get away with it.

A Battlestar Crewmate From Battlestar Galactica

These Last Minute Costumes Could Save Your Halloween

Like the Pacific Rim fatigues, this one would be easy to recreate too for Men and Women. Olive cargo pants, a belt or holster, and a dark grey tank top over a lighter grey muscle shirt, and you’re ready to play Triad with the best of them. For a bonus, fashion your own hexagonal dog tag out of cardboard and say “Frak” a lot!

Flashback Oliver Queen from Arrow

These Last Minute Costumes Could Save Your Halloween

Earlier this month, we lost one of the most beloved and infamous members of the Arrow supporting cast: Stephen Amell’s horrendous blonde wig from all the show’s flashback sequences.

Honor the legacy of the flashback wig by finding the worst long blond wig you can find, ruffling it up a bit, and then walk acting like a spoiled rich kid. You’re Oliver Queen before he shot people up with arrows everywhere! You could even rip it off and carry it around with a folorn look, waving an “RIP Flashback hair, 2012-2015” sign around.

Your own Hologram From Red Dwarf

These Last Minute Costumes Could Save Your Halloween

I’m pretty sure this will only work in a) The United Kingdom and b) Among the tiniest subsection of British Sci-Fi/Comedy fans, but hey, if people like that are attending your Halloween party, they’ll love it. Cut out a tiny cardboard “H”, secure it to your forehead, and there you have it: your real self probably died quite a while ago, but your Hologram self lives on.

Axe Cop from Axe Cop

These Last Minute Costumes Could Save Your Halloween

Find yourself a cheap Police Officer uniform. Add a fake moustache and one toy Fire Axe. You are now Axe Cop, the zany star of the self-titled webcomic (and cartoon series) by Ethan and Malachai Nicolle. Bring a stuffed dinosaur as your companion (or something to threaten with your axe), and you’ll be set!

A Life Model Decoy

These Last Minute Costumes Could Save Your Halloween

The easiest, and therefore ultimate last-minute costume on this list: all it requires is that you go as yourself. When people ask why you aren’t dressed up, you tell them that you are: You’re a Life Model Decoy—the android duplicates often used by Nick Fury in the Marvel comics—sent to attend this party while your fleshy real-self is back home in the warmth watching Netflix.

If your host is a diehard comics fan, they’ll get the joke, have a laugh and move on. If they’re not, they’ll probably admonish you for your pure laziness—so it’s best to try this one out with people you know will get it.


There’s plenty of time left to give us your own ideas for last minute costumes—let us know about them in the comments below!


Here's Why You Shouldn't Panic Over Processed Meats Causing Cancer

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Here's Why You Shouldn't Panic Over Processed Meats Causing Cancer

A startling report by an international team of scientists suggests that processed meats like hotdogs and bacon are a definite cause of cancer, while red meat is a probable cause. Here’s what this means to your health and why you have no reason to panic.

Eating processed meats like hotdogs, sausages, and bacon causes bowel cancer, while the consumption of red meats, including beef, pork, veal, and lamb, is probably carcinogenic, an international team of experts has concluded. They evaluated over 800 studies analyzing associations between more than a dozen forms of cancer with the consumption of processed or red meat in different countries and among populations with diverse diets.

That conclusion is causing considerable consternation and a rethink of what a healthy diet is supposed to look like. The Washington Post is calling it “one of the most aggressive stances against meat yet taken by a major health organization,” adding that it’s “expected to face stiff criticism in the United States.” No doubt, it’s an important report, but health experts say that we shouldn’t exaggerate the extent of the findings, or rush to completely eliminate red and processed meats from our diets altogether.

Definite and Probable Causes

Back in 2014, an international advisory committee listed the effects of consuming processed and red meats as a high priority study area for the World Health Organization’s International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC) Monographs program. It’s well known that certain meats have an association with cancer; in this respect, the latest report, which now appears at The Lancet, offers very little that is new. It merely brought the existing literature together in a way that finally allowed scientists to make some definite proclamations about the cancer risks of eating processed and red meats.

Here's Why You Shouldn't Panic Over Processed Meats Causing Cancer

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After sifting through decades’ worth of scientific literature, an IARC working group of 22 experts from 10 countries classified the consumption of processed meat as a Group 1 carcinogen to humans (processed meats are defined as meats that have been transformed through salting, curing, fermentation, smoking, or other processes to enhance flavour or improve preservation). This conclusion was reached on “sufficient evidence” that the consumption of processed meat causes bowel, or colorectal, cancer.

Other forms of cancer, such as stomach and pancreatic cancers, have also been linked to certain meats, though these associations have been more difficult to prove. The IARC group categorized red meat as a Group 2A probable carcinogen to humans based on the “limited evidence” showing that the consumption of red meat causes cancers in humans.

When the researchers say that there’s sufficient evidence, they’re claiming that there’s enough convincing evidence to show that these types of meats actually cause cancer—evidence gleaned from animal experiments, studies of human diet and health, and so-called mechanical causes, such as cell mechanisms, of cancer. As for the limited evidence showing that red meat is probably carcinogenic to humans, the researchers are saying that a positive association has been observed as it relates to the onset of colorectal cancer.

As noted in The Washington Post, the report will “likely play out with political lobbying, and in marketing messages for consumers,” but negative reactions to the report also shows how difficult it is for scientists to link any food to a chronic disease:

Experiments to test whether a food causes cancer pose a massive logistical challenge - they require controlling the diets of thousands of test subjects over a course of many years. For example, one group would be assigned to eat lots of meat, and another less, or none. But for a variety of reasons involving cost and finding test subjects, such experiments are rarely done, and scientists instead often use other less direct methods, known as epidemiological or observational studies, to draw their conclusions.

“I understand that people may be skeptical about this report on meat because the experimental data is not terribly strong,” said Paolo Boffetta, a professor of Tisch Cancer Institute at the Mount Sinai School of Medicine who has served on similar WHO panels. “But in this case the epidemiological evidence is very strong.”

Other scientists, however, have criticized the epidemiological studies for too often reaching “false positives,” that is, concluding that something causes cancer when it doesn’t.

The report will be subject to considerable scrutiny over the coming weeks and months.

Understanding the Risk

“For an individual, the risk of developing colorectal cancer because of their consumption of processed meat remains small, but this risk increases with the amount of meat consumed,” noted Kurt Straif, Head of the IARC Monographs Programme, in a statement. “In view of the large number of people who consume processed meat, the global impact on cancer incidence is of public health importance.”

Specifically, the researchers say that risk of colorectal cancer increases by as much as 18% with each 50 gram (1.8 ounce) portion of processed meat eaten daily, and increases by some 17% with each 100 grams (3.5 ounces) of red meat consumption. But it’s important to keep these figures in perspective. Writing at Cancer Research UK, Casey Dunlop explains:

Remember these are all ball-park figures – everyone’s risk will be different as there are many different factors at play.

We know that, out of every 1000 people in the UK, about 61 will develop bowel cancer at some point in their lives. Those who eat the lowest amount of processed meat are likely to have a lower lifetime risk than the rest of the population (about 56 cases per 1000 low meat-eaters).

If this is correct, the WCRF’s analysis suggests that, among 1000 people who eat the most processed meat, you’d expect 66 to develop bowel cancer at some point in their lives – 10 more than the group who eat the least processed meat.

Tobacco smoking and asbestos are also classified as Group 1 carcinogens, but that doesn’t mean—as this Guardian article falsely suggests—that processed meats are as carcinogenic as those agents. Rather, the IARC classifications merely describe the strength of the scientific evidence as it pertains to a possible cause of cancer. Yes, processed meats and smoking both cause cancer, but to dramatically different degrees.

Recent estimates suggest that, around the world, 34,000 cancer deaths can be attributed to diets high in processed meat each year. Diets high in red meat, which has not been positively linked as a direct cause of cancer, could be responsible for as many as 50,000 deaths per year worldwide, though it’s difficult to know exactly. By contrast, smoking causes about a million deaths per year, while alcohol consumption results in about 600,000 deaths each year globally.

As to why certain meats cause cancer, here’s what the IARC has to say:

Meat consists of multiple components, such as haem iron. Meat can also contain chemicals that form during meat processing or cooking. For instance, carcinogenic chemicals that form during meat processing include N-nitroso compounds and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons. Cooking of red meat or processed meat also produces heterocyclic aromatic amines as well as other chemicals including polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, which are also found in other foods and in air pollution. Some of these chemicals are known or suspected carcinogens, but despite this knowledge it is not yet fully understood how cancer risk is increased by red meat or processed meat.

The jury is still out on red meat, and its carcogenic effects likely have something to do with how it’s cooked.

How Much Meat to Eat?

So what does all this mean in terms of adjusting our meat-eating habits?

“These findings further support current public health recommendations to limit intake of meat,” says IARC Director Christopher Wild. “At the same time, red meat has nutritional value. Therefore, these results are important in enabling governments and international regulatory agencies to conduct risk assessments, in order to balance the risks and benefits of eating red meat and processed meat and to provide the best possible dietary recommendations.”

It’s an admonition that’s echoed by many health and diet experts, including physician David Wallinga from the University of Minnesota:

These are WHO’s two highest cancer classifications. The risk rises with the amount of meat consumed. It would not be good medicine to wait longer before strongly advising the public to eat less red meat and especially less processed meat. WHO recommendations also include eating diets higher in whole grains and vegetables, in addition to limiting red and processed meats, because of evidence that dietary fiber protects against cancer.

Luckily, the WHO’s ruling comes on the heels of a growing trend toward eating less and better meat in America. American red meat consumption has already dropped about 25% since the mid-1970’s. But Americans on average still eat about 1.9 lbs of red meat per week - approaching double the E.U.-recommended amount of no more than about 500 grams (1.1 lbs) of cooked red meat per week.

Wallinga says that we should eat less and better meat.

Dunlop says that red and processed meat still have a place in a healthy diet. “Regularly eating large amounts of red and processed meat, over a long period of time, is probably not the best approach if you’re aiming to live a long and healthy life,” he said. However, “Meat is fine in moderation—it’s a good source of some nutrients such as protein, iron and zinc. It’s just about being sensible, and not eating too much, too often.”

Dunlop points to a government report advising people who eat more than 90g (3.2 ounces) (cooked weight) of red and/or processed meat a day to cut it down to 70g (2.5 ounces) or less.

Here's Why You Shouldn't Panic Over Processed Meats Causing Cancer

Credit: Cancer Research UK

It’s also a good idea to substitute these meats with chicken, turkey, or fish, while adding more fibre, fruit, and vegetables. And given the detrimental impacts of raising livestock on the environment, not to mention the intense suffering endured by factory farmed animals, it’s also worth considering a vegetarian or vegan diet.

Read the entire study at The Lancet: “Carcinogenicity of consumption of red and processed meat”.

[ Washington Post | NRDC Switchboard | Cancer Research UK ]


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No, Maybe This is the Best Boba Fett Figure Ever Made

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No, Maybe This is the Best Boba Fett Figure Ever Made

A while ago, I called Revoltech’s Boba Fett figure the best plastic Bounty Hunter around. I might be wrong though—because Medicom has just shown up with an awesome rival figure that might just take the title for itself.

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Medicom’s MAFEX Boba Fett is in the 1:12 scale, so stands at around 6.3” tall. He comes with some accessories—an articulated viewfinder on the helmet, Boba’s trusty pistol and rifle, and that’s pretty much it. But he more than makes up for the sparse number of extras by being both incredibly articulated and flippin’ awesome looking.

No, Maybe This is the Best Boba Fett Figure Ever Made

Based on Boba’s appearance in The Empire Strikes Back, the figure packs a tone of articulation points in that make it as eminently poseable as the Revoltech Boba Fett, but where Medicom’s toy edges out is that it also disguises that articulation brilliantly.

No, Maybe This is the Best Boba Fett Figure Ever Made

The sight of articulation joints on figures can sometimes ruin the overall look of the figure, but this toy does an outstanding job of keeping them well hidden but also unrestricted. It makes for an amazing looking figure that you can display in tons of poses. That, combined with a wonderfully muted color palette true to the Bounty Hunter’s appearance in Empire, definitely makes this a prime contender for the title of “Best Boba Around”. That is, unless someone else comes along and trumps this!

MAFEX Boba will be out in Japan in July of next year—and he’ll set you back around $40 if you want to import one.

[Via The Fwoosh]


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The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes: The Kotaku Review

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The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes: The Kotaku Review

You might suspect that The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes is skippable, an inessential spinoff that is more time-killer than legendary adventure. You would be... correct.

The newest Zelda, out now for 3DS, is an unnecessary, forgettable installment in a series that usually maintains way higher standards. Even compared to other weak Zeldas like the clunky Spirit Tracks, Tri Force Heroes is disappointing. While the game can be good and even great under the right conditions, those conditions are so rare—and so hampered by Nintendo’s inadequate online tools—that Tri Force Heroes lands with a resounding thud. I don’t recommend it.

The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes: The Kotaku Review

Tri Force Heroes, like Nintendo’s 2004 experiment Zelda: Four Swords Adventures, is a multiplayer spinoff designed to be played not by a single adventurer but by a group of likeminded puzzle-solvers who work together to overcome obstacles and kill monsters. There’s a plot reason for this: The king of some kingdom (uh, “Hytopia”) has gathered a bunch of heroes to save his princess from a curse that makes her look dull, and as it turns out, those heroes can only fight evil by traveling in groups of three.

Rather than guide you through the swamps and mountains of Hyrule on an epic adventure to save the world, Tri Force Heroes places you in a single town and asks you to go out on a series of missions set in familiar locales (a desert area, a water area, and so forth). There are eight maps, each with four different levels. Each of those levels has four short stages, often ending with a boss battle, and three items—one for each Link. One level might require three boomerangs; another might give you bombs, arrows, and a hookshot, then let you figure out the rest. Each player can also put on a costume that will grant buffs or boost item abilities—one, for example, makes your bombs bigger. Another grants you sword beams when you’re at full health.

The game both looks and feels like 2013’s Link Between Worlds, with one new key mechanic: Totems. Your party can stack up and form totems of two or three people, which is required to solve many of the game’s height-oriented puzzles. Team members can also pick up and throw one another, which is useful both for accessing new areas and hurling your friends over cliffs.

There are a few different ways to play through Tri Force Heroes. If you choose to play the game by yourself—which I don’t recommend—you’ll be joined by two mindless puppets that you can control at will. You’ll have to maneuver and move all three Links on your own, which can get tedious and at times really frustrating when you run into a puzzle or boss that requires precise three-way coordination. Moldorm, for example, is a big worm that will follow around whichever player hit him last, exposing his big ol’ tail for the other two heroes to smack. If you’re playing solo, you’re meant to lure him with one hero and then switch to another so you can hit him. But as soon as you make the swap, he’ll quickly pivot to follow around the Link you’re controlling, leaving you with very little time to get an attack off. It’s quite annoying. The game is clearly designed for three humans.

If you do want to go the multiplayer route, you can either play locally with two buddies or hop online to play with friends and randoms. I tested out all three options. Playing locally is the least practical but most fun. Playing online can be unreliable thanks to frequent lag spikes and bad players. (All three Links share the same pool of health, so a single weak hero will get you killed pretty fast.)

The only way to communicate with your party members—outside of using an external tool like Skype—is by pressing one of eight emotes on the bottom screen. You can signal that you want to form a totem or that you want someone to use an item. You can cheer and pout and scream “NOOO!” in the most adorable way possible.

Sure enough, using these emotes properly can lead to some remarkable results. My most satisfying session with Tri Force Heroes actually happened with two random players online. They really got it—they knew exactly when to stack up and when to use items; they knew to let me take the Bow because I was wearing a costume that would let me shoot out multiple arrows at once; they knew when to stop and get hearts because we were all running low.

Sometimes, when everything works just right in Tri Force Heroes, you can run into a moment like this, where everyone pulls off a tricky puzzle and cheers in unison, and it is awesome.

The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes: The Kotaku Review

More often, though, I found myself facing this screen:

The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes: The Kotaku Review

Lag spikes would fling me off ledges. Players would refuse to move or would use their items at incorrect times. One time, after a couple of rough deaths, the red Link in my party of randoms decided that he’d just jump off a cliff over and over until we got a game over.

Sometimes, at the worst possible times (say, just after completing a tricky puzzle), I’d see a symbol like this:

The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes: The Kotaku Review

Which would then lead to this:

The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes: The Kotaku Review

WELL HEY, AT LEAST I GOT 60 RUPEES.

It’s really too bad. Many of these unavoidable issues—lag, disconnects, bad teammates, etc.—are exacerbated by some baffling design decisions that I will list out here:

  • When someone quits or is disconnected from a game, the entire party will get booted, no matter how much progress they’ve made. All it takes is one bad connection for you to have lost 10-15 minutes of your life.
  • But hey, at least you’ll get sympathy rupees.
  • Before each game session, you and your teammates will have to select a level. If there’s no consensus, this will be decided by a roulette that spins among the levels everyone picked, meaning you’ll have 1/3 chance of getting the level you want. (If one other person picked the same level but a third picked something else, you’ll have a 2/3 shot.)
  • Same thing with bonus challenges—these are modifiers that might task you with completing a level in the dark or under a short time limit.
  • To play with people you know but are not already 3DS friends with, you have to swap 3DS Friend Codes. Nintendo!
  • When you’re playing with strangers, you’ll get to pick a map before you vote on a level—so you don’t have to worry about getting randomly stuck in the Volcano if all you want to do is play Fortress. But if you’re playing with people you know, you’ll have to go through that roulette system for both maps AND levels. Worst of all, players who haven’t unlocked a map can’t actually vote on it.
  • So let’s say I want to play on the Fortress with two friends who have only gotten up to the Woodlands. I’ll vote on the Fortress, but they’ll be stuck voting for the Woodlands, and we’ll have a 1/3 chance of getting the map we want. If we don’t hit it, we have to quit out at the beginning of the level and start again.
  • There is no way to play with only two people. This is extremely frustrating. If you want to group up with your boyfriend or roommate, you’ll have to play online and find a third person to match up with. Let it never be said that Nintendo does not encourage threesomes.
  • Once you’ve started the matchmaking process, there’s no way to back out. This is understandable, I guess, but also irritating.

All these factors lead to a game that seems to be trying its hardest to be unaccommodating. When it works, it works well! But most of the time it does not work. Most of the time it’s not worth the hassle.

At its best, Tri Force Heroes is a gratifying exercise in cooperation, a game that lets you meticulously solve puzzles with two friends or strangers using nothing but your combined brainpower—and emoticons. There’s something that feels just right about figuring out, as a group, that the red Link has to pick up the green Link who has to throw a bomb that the blue Link grabs with a hookshot and throws at a switch in order to open a path and let you all through. But when you’re playing Tri Force Heroes online, you’re usually not figuring this out. Too often, you’ll be struggling just to get the match you want.

If you’ve got three 3DSes and two other roommates, family members, or significant others, then Tri Force Heroes might be up your alley. Expect a lighthearted multiplayer game with a handful of fun, insubstantial puzzles that are best solved with the unified force of three human brains who are working in the same room, without friend codes or lag spikes or random disconnects thanks to Nintendo’s wonky online infrastructure.

If you’re playing alone, though? Or if you planned on playing online with strangers and you don’t want to have to suffer through endless game overs and bursts of lag? Probably don’t bother.

You can reach the author of this post at jason@kotaku.com or on Twitter at @jasonschreier.

Doctor Who's Robot Dog, K9, Is Getting His Own Movie!

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Doctor Who's Robot Dog, K9, Is Getting His Own Movie!

We may never get another big-budget Doctor Who movie, now that Harry Potter director David Yates seems to have abandoned his plans. But it appears there will be a theatrically released film connected to Doctor Who, sooner than you expect.

K9, the robot dog who traveled around time and space with the Doctor back in the 1970s and has popped up intermittently since then, is set to star in his own big movie. Bob Baker, who co-created K9 back in 1977’s episode “The Invisible Enemy,” is behind this new venture.

According to the press release, via Doctor Who News:

A new look high tech K9 for today’s cinema is being prepared for film stardom.

The film “K9-TIMEQUAKE” has been written by one of K9’s original creators; Bob Baker, a renowned writer of classic Doctor Who serials. Bob went on to co-write with Nick Park the Oscar and Bafta winning Wallace & Gromit series of film shorts as well as the feature film Curse of the Were-Rabbit.

The new K9 will be appearing in a Multi-Million Dollar movie which promises to be a great action adventure set in deep Space. The film will be full of dashing heroes and heroines, Androids, monstrous Aliens and an ultimate foe who will also be familiar to Doctor Who fans everywhere; the megalomaniac OMEGA.

The film is to be a UK co-production with exteriors filmed overseas and studio work planned for the UK.

It’s somewhat surprising that Omega is set to be in this film as well, given that Omega is very much an integral part of the Doctor Who universe (as a founding member of the Doctor’s own society, the Time Lords.) But bear in mind that Baker also co-created Omega, as the writer of 1973’s “The Three Doctors,” and presumably still owns some rights in the character.

Baker already used his ownership of K9 to make a short-lived Australian TV series starring the tin dog. Here’s a segment of one episode:


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They're Never Going To Recast Indiana Jones

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They're Never Going To Recast Indiana Jones

Everyone agrees that, eventually, we’ll see a fifth Indiana Jones movie. However, with Lucasfilm and Disney currently focusing on that other franchise, everyone’s favorite fedora-wearing archaeologist has taken a back seat. And that has lead to tons of speculation.

Most of the speculation surrounds lead actor Harrison Ford, who turned 73 this year. He understandably slowed down in the 20 years between Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull so, by the time a new movie comes around, things will only get worse.

That’s why names like Chris Pratt and Bradley Cooper have been tossed around as possible replacements for Ford. The logic is that “Indiana Jones” could go the way of James Bond, becoming an interchangeable role that is more famous than the actors who play it. And while that sounds good for the Internet, one of the franchise’s producers Frank Marshall says that’s not going to happen.

There are a lot of rumors. We haven’t even sat down to talk about Indy yet… at some point we’ll sit down. But there’s a bunch of people who could probably take the baton. [But we are] not doing the Bond thing where we’re going to call somebody else Indiana Jones… we have to figure this out.

“We have to figure this out” is kind of an understatement. Steven Spielberg said he plans on doing another Jones film with Harrison Ford, but he’s kind of busy. So based on Spielberg’s schedule alone, a new Indy movie couldn’t come out until 2018 at the VERY earliest. That would require both an idea (which we don’t think they have yet) and a script (which doesn’t yet exist). So let’s conservatively guess 2020 for a new Indiana Jones movie.

At that time you’re looking at an almost 80-year-old Harrison Ford starring in Indiana Jones 5. Surely, any plot would then involve him passing the whip to a younger generation, much like Han Solo in The Force Awakens. But if that new character isn’t going to be “Indiana Jones,” won’t Lucasfilm and Disney lose their name recognition? How do you sell an “Indiana Jones” movie without Indiana Jones? Isn’t the name “Indiana Jones” more valuable than the actor playing him?

And maybe that’s the answer. Maybe the new star of the franchise just adopts the character’s name. Maybe Indy’s son, Mutt Williams, goes to court and has his name officially changed. Or, preferably, Indy has another relative who doesn’t look like Shia LaBeouf.

If that doesn’t happen though, I’m incredibly curious what the solution could be. I do love that, at this stage, Marshall is respecting Ford’s iconic role and setting the record straight about how things are going. However I still feel like if they “haven’t sat down to talk about Indy yet” and “still have to figure this out,” how can he be sure they won’t go with the Bond option? But if there’s a better way, I hope they find it.

[Total Film via /Film]


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See a Brand New Side of Ooo in Marceline's Adventure Time Special

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The full origin of Marceline the Vampire Queen is set to be revealed in a very special Adventure Time event. Check out the new, special opening credits to the eight-episode, four-night miniseries, and a very different tour of Ooo than what we’re used to seeing.

“Stakes,” as its titled, chronicles Marcy’s past as it comes back to haunt her in the present:

Marceline the Vampire Queen wishes to be an undead, red-sucker no more, but can Princess Bubblegum concoct a cure? At the same time, five of Marceline’s most fearsome foes return from her past. What might her most powerful nemesis, the Vampire King, have in store? Finn, Jake, Princess Bubblegum and their friends join the Vampire Queen’s fight against her immortal enemies.

Seeing as we know the tragic origin of Ice King, it’s high time we get all the details on Marcy’s mysterious history. And if we’re going to have to sit through a mountain of “stakes” puns to get there, then so be it.

The first part of “Stakes” will premiere on Monday evening, November 16th, and run through Thursday the 19th.


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