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Mistaken Identities and Monkeys are the Backbone of Elementary This Week

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Mistaken Identities and Monkeys are the Backbone of Elementary This Week

It’s a night of mistaken identity, estranged fathers, a return to police service, and overly-convoluted doppelgängered murder mysteries for this week’s Elementary. But more importantly, it’s a story on the reappearance of Sherlock’s turtle Clyde, and of adorably fluffy monkeys tragically not-seen.

Ready for spoilers? We recommend not reading until the answer is an exuberant Yes!

Apparently Sherlock Holmes (Jonny Lee Miller) has been almost as concerned about Clyde’s absence this season as we were: the episode kicks off with cooking for our long-absent friend. Sherlock’s invented a home blend of snacks to increase his mineral intake, ensuring that Clyde’s shell is shiny and strong. It’s a good thing the charming turtle returned for “Tag, You’re Me”: Clyde provides the key transitions to hold an otherwise scattered episode together.

Mistaken Identities and Monkeys are the Backbone of Elementary This Week

A horde of unruly second-graders in the kitchen, or Sherlock making turtle-snacks?

Sherlock’s relapse forgotten (or at least politely unmentioned), the detective duo are back to work as his father’s promised interference from last week pays off. Joan Watson (Lucy Liu) and Sherlock resume service to the New York Police Department, with string-pulling politics to make it happen occurring firmly off-camera.

The main plot is a story of mistaken identity, facial recognition, deception, and a cold case growing hot. As usual, the mystery starts with a murder, but this time even the killer is quickly confused when his victim’s doppelgänger appears moments later. Sherlock and Joan quickly find their connection to a doppelgänger-hunting website. The purpose of the website is unclear—it’s a commercial service, yet proprietor Dorian Moll (Jefferson White) may also be making a half-articulated statement on the dangers of automated facial recognition, or perhaps the bland uniformity of a population so large no one is truly unique. Any interesting philosophical conversation is quickly shoved to the side so we can quickly march on to finding more doppelgängers, including a living visual triplet to our original victims (Brendan Bradley earns triple credits as two corpses and a witness!).

Mistaken Identities and Monkeys are the Backbone of Elementary This Week

There goes Sherlock, making references to movies Joan loves and he claims to have never seen...

The point where one of the suspects, Curtis Tofano (Drew Rausch), acknowledges he found a doppelgänger, then falls back on a visual alibi without anyone pointing out how meaningless that is is about the point where it becomes obvious the procedural is even more painful than usual. Soon, we find that the intended victim was actually a co-murderer from a cold case gone hot, looking for a dupe to pass a DNA test on his behalf, with both himself and the innocent doppelgänger murdered by his earlier victim’s surviving kin, Sean Cudlow (Alexander Salamat). But who is hounding the confusingly-characterized possible-privacy-activist Moll? Why, the other murderer, Tofan, who already found a compliant doppelgänger for his DNA-test!

Despite the twists and turns, this case ended up feeling like everyone was a wee bit of an idiot. Sherlock and Joan didn’t earn their keep with brilliant insights. The usually-keen Captain Thomas Gregson (Aidan Quinn) was virtually absent, although we can hope he was off-camera politicking for the duo’s return. And poor Detective Marcus Bell (Jon Michael Hill) was relegated to note-boy passing on plot information at key times (and to be the subject of Joan’s now-mandatory threats of violence for claiming ignorance of a particularly beloved movie).

Mistaken Identities and Monkeys are the Backbone of Elementary This Week

The scepticism is rampant, just not in the script.

The weak main plot makes it all the more important Clyde played such a starring role in transitioning us into the subplot:

Watson: I see Clyde likes the food you made him.

Holmes: Yeah.

Watson: Or he just appreciates his dinner date going the extra mile.

Holmes: Eh, close, but wrong cold-blooded reptile. My dinner date is my father. I can understand you confusing him with Clyde. They could be doppelgängers.

Morland Holmes (John Noble) continues his eerie politeness, while Sherlock continues lashing out in discomfort. After his father politely enquires, “Was I expecting you?” Sherlock downright snarls, “Not to my knowledge, but I can’t rule you having foreseen it via the black arts.” His dislike for his father’s continued companionship established, Sherlock takes on daddy dearest as a client to hurry him on his way.

Mistaken Identities and Monkeys are the Backbone of Elementary This Week

No puzzle can long-withstand the combined power of a pair of Holmes.

The puzzle is a glimpse into Morland’s influence-peddling: Sherlock is tasked with unravelling a colleague’s objection to the siting of a wind power plant. He quickly ferrets out the real objection involves unbearably adorable endangered monkeys, giving us an extra bonus of fluffy cuteness if only via photograph. Still: far better than mangled corpses.

The subplot sorted as quickly as the main mystery, we can get to Morland’s true objectives. They’re finally revealed when he interrupts Sherlock shrink-wrapping Clyde’s leftover dinners: He wants to make amends for past crap parenting and be the father Sherlock never had. These are the character moments that make the show worthwhile despite lukewarm mysteries: Sherlock is badly masking his discomfort with snark, Morland is awkwardly vulnerable, and Joan is warily watching from the sidelines how all this disruption is impacting her friend.

Mistaken Identities and Monkeys are the Backbone of Elementary This Week

Will Moll’s offer of free doppler-hunts pay off with every future visual alibi getting discounted, or will we forget this whole mess ever happened? Is Sherlock’s relapse a looming repressed disaster waiting for the least-opportune moment? Will Morland finally learn touching lessons on fatherhood, and will Sherlock find a way to accept them? Will we actually get to see the most interesting parts of the story next week, or do only cool kids get to see the drama off-camera? And will Ms. Hudson knit Clyde a new sweater for the chilly winter months?

Mistaken Identities and Monkeys are the Backbone of Elementary This Week

Bonus gratuitous tux-shot, because we can.

This week’s dialogue featured large swathes of rather dull exposition, but we still got a few biting moments:

  • Marcus Bell: Not betting against you but we still have to go through the process
  • Sherlock Holmes: Are you waiting for the magic words before you disappear? Because thank you.
  • Sherlock Holmes: And they are so all-seeing that you felt the need to adopt the guise of a clown from the future.
  • Sherlock Holmes: Not evil. Neutral. Like a shark, or a tsunami.
  • Sherlock Holmes: Well, as long as you don’t take your wine intravenously, I should be okay
  • Morland Holmes: Playing the victim doesn’t suit you, Sherlock.
  • Sherlock Holmes: If you’re wondering where someone flees to after accepting a life-changing bribe when they already live in Costa Rica, the answer is Switzerland.
  • Sean Cudlow: You think I’m the only guy to ever commit a crime in a ski mask?
  • Sherlock Holmes: Perhaps we could attend one of their reunions, make cheek swabs a condition of entry.
  • Morland Holmes: Ask yourself... when you were a boy, could anyone have parented you?

Mistaken Identities and Monkeys are the Backbone of Elementary This Week

Backstage with Clyde.

Clyde status: He’s back!!! And well-fed, with a lovely roaming space full of enriching activities. But no new sweater to keep him toasty in the winter months.

Elementary airs on Thursday nights on CBS. All images credit CBS.


Contact the author at mika.mckinnon@io9.com or follow her at @MikaMcKinnon.


Awesome Toys and Collectibles to Give Children and Fun-Loving Adults Alike

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Awesome Toys and Collectibles to Give Children and Fun-Loving Adults Alike

Just because you’ve reached the age where you’re paying off student loans and applying for mortgages doesn’t mean your love of toys has to be abandoned. In fact, nowadays toymakers usually target adults as much as children, so there’s no shame in asking for action figures, games, and other collectibles this holiday no matter how old you are—especially if it’s one of these.


Awesome Toys and Collectibles to Give Children and Fun-Loving Adults Alike

Nerf Rival Apollo and Zeus Blasters

A few years ago the makers of Nerf realized they were losing customers as kids simply grew too old for the pretend blasters. So to keep teens interested in the brand, the Nerf Rival line trades darts for small foam balls that come blasting out of the barrels at an awesome 70 miles per hour. They also carry more ammo, are much easier to reload in the heat of battle, and come in both manual and automatic models.

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Awesome Toys and Collectibles to Give Children and Fun-Loving Adults Alike


Playmation: Marvel’s Avengers Starter Pack

Part role-playing toy, part action figure line, and part mobile game, Disney and Hasbro’s first “Playmation” series—created to keep kids active while playing rather than just sitting around staring at a touchscreen—is all about the Avengers. Kids (or kids at heart) scan the figures onto their respective bases, and then using a combination of the Iron Man repulsor wrist toy and the AvengersNet app, go on missions that task them with running around, jumping and dodging supervillain attacks, and generally being one of Earth’s mightiest heroes. And new missions get downloaded to the app on a regular basis!

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Awesome Toys and Collectibles to Give Children and Fun-Loving Adults Alike

Sphero BB-8 Droid

It’s not uncommon for a movie tie-in toy to become a huge hit after a film hits theaters. But months before its release date? After just a couple of teasers for Star Wars: The Force Awakens the little rolling BB-8 droid won the entire galaxy over, and Sphero was able to leverage its existing technologies to create a near perfect replica of the character controlled by your smartphone. It’s been months since she (yes, BB-8 is a she) was released, and demand is still high for the toy, so you might still have to hunt a bit to put one under the tree.

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Awesome Toys and Collectibles to Give Children and Fun-Loving Adults Alike

Batman: The Animated Series Deluxe Batmobile

For many fans, this classic Bruce Timm cartoon series is still the definitive Batman. All these years later, the show finally has its own definitive toyline, too—and said toyline now has its definitive vehicle. Perfectly capturing the sleek aesthetic of the Batmobile in the show, this 24-inch replica has moving wheels and functioning headlights, and is scaled to fit up to two different figures from the 6-inch Batman: The Animated Series range.

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Awesome Toys and Collectibles to Give Children and Fun-Loving Adults Alike

Hasbro Generations Combiner Wars Devastator

Children of the ‘80s have long since grown up, so isn’t it time for the Transformers they used to play with to mature as well? To a 10-year-old, Hasbro’s original Devastator seemed monstrous, and to a 40-year-old, this new two-foot-tall Combiners Wars Devastator is just as towering. It comes with an equally gargantuan price tag, so it’s a good thing most of those millennials are now gainfully employed.

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Awesome Toys and Collectibles to Give Children and Fun-Loving Adults Alike

Lego Dimensions Video Game and Bonus Packs

Available on a plethora of gaming platforms, the selling point of Dimensions isn’t just that it features Lego toys, but is a mash-up adventure featuring DC superheroes, Lord of the Rings, The Simpsons, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future and many, many more pop culture icons. The starter pack comes with the game, the toy-scanning portal, and the four basic figures you need to play the game: Batman, Gandalf, The Lego Movie’s Wyldstyle, and a Batmobile vehicle. You can then expand the fun with more characters andsets, like Portal and Doctor Who. While the Starter Pack set has an MSRP of $100, there are various Team, Fun and Level Packs available from $15-30 each.

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Awesome Toys and Collectibles to Give Children and Fun-Loving Adults Alike

Lego Ideas WALL•E

We’ll always have a soft spot for a mountain of regular rainbow-colored Lego bricks, but it’s all but impossible to resist those theme sets when the company releases adorable versions of characters like WALL•E. This 677-piece set was designed by an actual Pixar animator named Angus MacLane who actually worked on the film, so there’s little doubt it’s as accurate as it can possibly be.

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Awesome Toys and Collectibles to Give Children and Fun-Loving Adults Alike

Hot Wheels Star Wars Escape From Jakku

Pretty much every toyline that can make Star Wars: The Force Awakens toys this holiday season is, and Hot Wheels is no exception. This awesome spinning extravaganza rputs you in control of the Millennium Falcon as it tries to escape from Jakku. Using a control stick to move the Falcon (or any other Hot Wheels ship you attach to it) you can try and avoid the spinning TIE Fighters, or take ‘em out with your slick piloting skills.

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Awesome Toys and Collectibles to Give Children and Fun-Loving Adults Alike

Windows 3.0 Solitaire Cards by Susan Kare

Before the internet came along, Windows Solitaire was the best way for office drones to while away the hours at work. But did you know it was first introduced in Windows 3.0, with pixelated card designs by Susan Kare, to help teach people how to use a mouse? Those now-iconic card designs are available once again, but as a real-life deck of cards you can use to play a real-life game of Solitaire.

Order them here for $14.

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Awesome Toys and Collectibles to Give Children and Fun-Loving Adults Alike

DC Comics Designer Series Action Figures

DC Collectibles’ “Designer Series” include some of our absolute favorite comic book action figures out there. Not only are the 6-inch-tall figures fully poseable, but they’re designed to the match the art of DC icons like Jae Lee, Terry Dodson, Lee Bermejo and Greg Capullo—giving Batman, Wonder Woman, the Teen Titans, and many other DC heroes and villains extremely unique and stylish looks. If you’ve got a big toy collector in your life that’s also a DC comics fan, these would make them very happy. $25 each

Order them here.

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Awesome Toys and Collectibles to Give Children and Fun-Loving Adults Alike

View-Master Virtual Reality Starter Pack

Do you remember having your mind blown as a kid the first time you peered at the magical 3D images inside a View-Master? Every pull of that giant lever brought you to another eye-popping locale. But today’s kids are a little harder to impress, so the new Mattel View-Master takes advantage of modern VR techniques and smartphones to give kids a virtual reality experience on the cheap. Think of it as a more durable kid-friendly version of Google Cardboard, which means even adults can have plenty of fun with it.

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Awesome Toys and Collectibles to Give Children and Fun-Loving Adults Alike

Spin Master Zoomer Dino Indominus Rex

No dinosaur will ever replace the mighty T-rex in our hearts, but the Indominus Rex—that science experiment gone wrong in this summer’s Jurassic World—sure came close. For the film’s release, Spin Master turned its adorable self-balancing Zoomer Dino into the Indominus Rex complete with textured skin, roaring sound effects, and a taste for Chris Pratt.

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Awesome Toys and Collectibles to Give Children and Fun-Loving Adults Alike

Hot Toys’ Iron Man Sixth-Scale Hulkbuster Figure

There are action figures, and then there’s Hot Toys’ sixth-scale Iron Man Hulkbuster figure. At a massive21-inches tall, not only will it tower over all other figures in your collection, it will also put them all to shame with some of the most insane detailing you’ll ever find in a toy. Thirty points of articulation let you pose the Hulkbuster however you want, 16 separate LEDs help bring it to life, and you’ll even find a tiny but perfectly in-scale Iron Man hidden inside. $825

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Awesome Toys and Collectibles to Give Children and Fun-Loving Adults Alike

Lego Creator Ferrari F40

It’s one of the most recognizable and sought-after Ferraris ever made, and there’s a good chance you’ll probably never own the real thing. But that’s ok, because Lego has a 1158-piece replica that’s almost as drool-worthy. Its doors open, its headlights pop-up, and under the rear gate you’ll even find a removable Lego replica of the F40’s twin turbocharged, 2.9-liter, 478 horsepower V8 engine. And it’s available in your choice of red, red, or red!

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Awesome Toys and Collectibles to Give Children and Fun-Loving Adults Alike

USAopoly Back to the Future Edition Monopoly

The success of the endless number of themed Monopoly sets seems solely based on how cool the tokens it comes with are. And based on that criteria, the Back to the Future version of the classic game should sell a billion copies, because it comes with a time-traveling DeLorean, a power-lace sneaker, and hoverboard game tokens. And instead of building houses and hotels, you’re collecting plutonium rods and plutonium cases. Where we’re going, we don’t need roads—but we do need to collect $200.

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Awesome Toys and Collectibles to Give Children and Fun-Loving Adults Alike

Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Sushi Set

Will we still be eating sushi once the future that Star Trek promised arrives? Probably not real tuna, as they’ll probably be completely extinct in a few years. But it’s hard to be disappointed when you’re eating synthetic sushi with a U.S.S. Enterprise chopstick set. The ship’s warp trails are removable and double as chopsticks, while the saucer becomes a soy sauce dish. The lack of a Klingon Bird of Prey wasabi holder is an oversight, but one we’re willing to overlook. $34.99

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Awesome Toys and Collectibles to Give Children and Fun-Loving Adults Alike

Anki Overdrive

If you remember the slot car tracks your parents used to play with, you’ll also understand why Anki’s Overdrive has made them utterly obsolete. Those grooved snap-together tracks are now replaced with modular segments held in place with magnets. More importanly, now the cars are free to drive wherever they want, and they won’t go off course thanks to cameras underneath each vehicle, tracking their location on the course. Touchscreen smartphones and tablets also replace those pistol-grip slot car controllers of yesteryear, giving racers access to virtual power-ups and weapons to take down their opponents if driving isn’t their forte.

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Awesome Toys and Collectibles to Give Children and Fun-Loving Adults Alike

ThinkGeek Knight Rider K.I.T.T. USB Car Charger

Self-driving cars are creeping closer and closer to becoming a reality, but until they can drive and talk like Knight Rider’s K.I.T.T. did back in the ‘80s, we’re not interested. In the meantime, this USB car charger from ThinkGeek will tide us over. It plugs into your vehicle’s 12-volt outlet, and in addition to charging up your mobile devices, it lights up and flashes just like K.I.T.T. did, and it has 11 different phrases and sound effects from the TV show. $30

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Awesome Toys and Collectibles to Give Children and Fun-Loving Adults Alike

Arduboy Credit Card-Sized Gaming System

Your smartphone can run everything from Solitaire to Grand Theft Auto, but some games will always be better when played with actual buttons. And since the open-source Arduboy game system is the same size as one of the credit cards in your wallet, you won’t mind bringing it along in addition to your phone. This is how games like Tetris were meant to be played, but there’s also an ever-growing library of free games for the Arduboy whenever you need a new distraction. $40

Order it here.


Awesome Toys and Collectibles to Give Children and Fun-Loving Adults Alike

The Droid R2-D2 Themed Pinball Coffee Table

Grownups are supposed to fill their homes with things like potted plants and coffee tables, right? The latter of those two is far more appealing when it’s also a fully-functional Star Wars-themed pinball machine that happens to look like R2-D2. Beneath the table’s glass you’ll find the guts of an authentic Data East pinball machine that’s been converted, by hand, into what is obviously the only piece of furniture you’ll ever really need. $10,000+

Order it here.


Awesome Toys and Collectibles to Give Children and Fun-Loving Adults Alike

Game On! Air Hockey Salt & Pepper Shakers

The best way to convince kids to eat their brussels sprouts is to keep them distracted and entertained at the dinner table. Forget all this “don’t play with your food” nonsense and grab a pair of these salt-and-pepper shakers that are also working air hockey paddles. Felt pads on the bottom ensure they’ll slide across your dinner table without scratching it all up, but we can’t assure you that red plastic puck isn’t going to cause any damage after a particularly spirited shot. $15

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The Space Subplot on The Last Man On Earth is Setting Up Something Big

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No matter what happens with the crew back on terra firma on The Last Man on Earth, I find the scenes up in space more fascinating. This week, for only the second time this season, Jason Sudeikis made an appearance as astronaut Mike Miller, Tandy’s brother—and even a mention of Mike totally changes everything.

Anytime the show teases things with Mike it ups the overall potential. The questions are endless, about how these brothers both survived, how Mike’s going to get back, if there are others. The latest episode, “No Bull,” made sure to remind us of all that.

Up on the International Space Station, Mike figured out a way to send radio signals from space. He was crazy excited but, as tends to happen for the Miller clan, it didn’t work out. No matter, though—you just know more is going to happen and I’m so excited for when it does. His storyline will eventually change The Last Man on Earth as we know it.

Back on Earth, Tandy and crew had a few problems of their own. One, their cow had a baby, suggesting there was a bull walking around. Two, Phil was still on everyone’s shit list. And three, tensions among the group were rising. Those were not helped by Tandy’s insistence on talking and talking and talking...

...and talking and talking. You get the idea. Basically, his non-stop yapping opens up the flood gates for everyone to talk about their feelings. Gail opens up to Todd about her CPR doll; Todd and Melissa finally talk about babies and bacon and break up; Todd and Gail hook up as a result; Phil tricks Tandy into letting him out of the stocks.

Later, just when things don’t look like they could be any worse for the group dynamic, the bull they’ve been looking for walks up. Simultaneously, in a great, great moment, everyone hits him with tranquilizer darts. Unfortunately, that kills him, but the unanimous show of solidarity - and a ton of meat - seem to bring everyone back together. Even Phil was back, after realizing he wanted to stay with this odd family they’ve created.

The Space Subplot on The Last Man On Earth is Setting Up Something Big

But as much as the family dynamic between everyone is changing and getting funnier, I’m simply too intrigued to find out how Astronaut Mike is going to fit in. That’s dominating my mind right now.

Last Man is off next week, so this column will be too. It’ll be back in December.


Contact the author at germain@io9.com.

This Perfect Snowpiercer Poster Takes You All The Way To The Front of the Train

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This Perfect Snowpiercer Poster Takes You All The Way To The Front of the Train

Snowpiercer, the action-packed 2014 dystopian drama, is jam-packed with evocative imagery. The train against the snowy countryside, the radically different cars on the train, as well as the battles that happen on it. Choosing a single moment for a poster is tough. Which is why artist JC Richard didn’t choose just one.

His poster for Snowpiercer, which io9 is excited to exclusively debut, not only shows the title train in all its glory, but the conflict between Curtis and Mr. Wilford, the man in the engine. It’s kind of a mix of what you think the movie is about (a train holding the survivors of humanity) and what it actually ends up being about (the impossible responsibilities of continuing the human race).

This Perfect Snowpiercer Poster Takes You All The Way To The Front of the Train

Officially licensed by FAMP Art, “Snowpiercer” by JC Richard goes on sale Wednesday, November 25 at 12:30pm EST via www.fampart.com. It’s a 24 x 36-inch print with seven colors. It’s a run of 195 copies and each costs $50. And with the holidays coming up, you can buy up to three and they’ll refund shipping. Now go win some!


Contact the author at germain@io9.com.

The Subtle Ways Anime Changes

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The Subtle Ways Anime Changes

We notice the big changes. When characters look quite different or the animation isn’t up to snuff. What about the more subtle ones? We notice those less, but they offer an interesting peek at how animators bring their own style to a work.

Over on 2ch, a recent thread featured a series of comparison images showing how characters look in episodes helmed by different directors or done by different animators.

It’s obvious that different people making different episodes would produce a varied result, even if they were adhering to the house style, so to speak.

Often, the differences are small, but not always. In some, it might be hard to tell how they’re different. But if you’re playing close attention, they can show how individualistic anime can be. Or, heck, even if you’re not!

In the images below, on the sides are staff names, while at the top, you can see the character’s name. Note: In some images, these are switched.

The Subtle Ways Anime Changes

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The Subtle Ways Anime Changes

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The Subtle Ways Anime Changes

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The Subtle Ways Anime Changes

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The Subtle Ways Anime Changes

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The Subtle Ways Anime Changes

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The Subtle Ways Anime Changes

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The Subtle Ways Anime Changes

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The Subtle Ways Anime Changes

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The Subtle Ways Anime Changes

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The Subtle Ways Anime Changes

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The Subtle Ways Anime Changes

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Top image via 2ch

To contact the author of this post, write to bashcraftATkotaku.com or find him on Twitter@Brian_Ashcraft.


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Give The Gift of Surround Sound This Holiday Season - Everything You Need For $170

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Give The Gift of Surround Sound This Holiday Season - Everything You Need For $170

One of your favorite sound bars is only $198 shipped today from Amazon, and while the “bar” itself is great, what really makes this system special is its included wireless subwoofer and satellite speakers. That means you can experience true 5.1 surround sound at an incredibly cheap price, with no A/V receiver required.

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Basically, the wireless subwoofer sits in the back of the room, and receives a signal from the sound bar in front of your TV. As for your rear channels, the two included satellite speakers hook directly into the subwoofer, rather than an A/V receiver, meaning you don’t have to run a wire from your TV cabinet all the way across the room. I own the 38” model of this system, and I can’t believe how great it sounds, or how easy it was to set up.

We’ve seen this a little cheaper refurbished, but this is the best price we’ve ever seen for a new one, and a great gift idea for the holidays. [VIZIO S4251w-B4 42-Inch 5.1 Channel Sound Bar with Wireless Subwoofer & Satellite Speakers, $170]

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Bonus: An updated model with fresh looks and HDMI connectivity is also down to $200 for Prime members. Discount shown at checkout.

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10 Weird Facts You Never Knew About Your Thanksgiving Dinner

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10 Weird Facts You Never Knew About Your Thanksgiving Dinner

Thanksgiving food is a link to the past, a thing to be grateful for, and a way to keep your extended family from talking to you about politics or religion. But it has a weirder, wilder side to it. Here are 10 things you didn’t know about your favorite Thanksgiving dishes.

10) Sweet Potatoes Were Henry VIII’s Favorite Aphrodisiac

Many foods have been considered aphrodisiacs, but sweet potatoes were more famous than most for “procuring bodily lust.” Their powers are mentioned by no less a poet than Shakespeare, who writes in The Merry Wives of Windsor, “Let the sky rain potatoes; let it thunder to the tune of ‘Green Sleeves’; hail kissing-comfits and snow eringoes; let there come a tempest of provocation, I shelter me here.” Today they’re a staple of upscale burger joints, but at the time they were a new food from an exotic land, introduced into a culture hungering for sweetness. We know that Henry VIII liked sweet potatoes, and probably would have had them either boiled with prunes or made into what we would now consider to be a spiced sweet potato pie.

10 Weird Facts You Never Knew About Your Thanksgiving Dinner

9) Thank the French for Both Independence and Pumpkin Pie

Pumpkins are a new world food. They are one of the few foods that might have figured prominently in the pilgrim’s diet, especially during celebrations. However, the earliest pumpkin pies were more like pumpkin puddings. Pumpkin flesh was cooked in the shell, occasionally with milk and spices.

That in 1651 changed when a French chef called Francois Pierre la Varenne wrote a cookbook called Le Vrai Cuisinier Françoise. In it he featured a recipe that recommending boiling pumpkin pulp with milk, straining it, and then mixing it with sugar, butter, and salt. The cook finished up by baking it in a pastry shell. Merci!

8) Freeze-Dried Potatoes Have Been Around Since the 1400s

Today is probably not the day you’ll make potatoes from freeze-dried flakes, but if you did you’d be participating in a true American tradition—albeit a South American tradition. The Inca were the first to freeze dry potatoes. They got geographical help with the process, since the Andes allow for freezing temperatures at night and scorching heat that evaporates the moisture from the potatoes during the day. The people, though, developed a multi-day process for freeze-drying potatoes (including walking on them to remove both skins and dew), and made huge storage facilities so they could enjoy potatoes year-round.

If you’re making regular mashed potatoes on Thanksgiving, be sure to use a hand-held masher and stay away from blenders and food processors. Mashing potatoes is supposed to separate most of the cells and break just enough of them to release enough starch to keep the potatoes together. Blending will release too much starch and make the potatoes gluey.

10 Weird Facts You Never Knew About Your Thanksgiving Dinner

7) Cranberries Can Prevent the Formation of Bacterial Biofilms

Cranberry juice is famous for helping people fight urinary tract infections. If you’ve ever had one, there’s a 90% chance it was caused by the celebrity bacteria, E. coli, as that is what’s responsible for nine out of ten of what scientists tactfully refer to as “community-acquired UTIs.” Cranberry juice helps, but only recently have scientists figured out exactly how it helps.

Since it would be unethical to infect people with E. coli, or leave them untreated if they were already infected, scientists restricted themselves to collecting the urine from uninfected people. Some of those people were asked to drink a lot of water, and some were asked to drink cranberry juice. When exposed to urine filled with cranberry juice, the E. coli bacteria suddenly became less able to stick to each other or anything else. This loss of adhesion meant they couldn’t get together and form biofilms, slick sheets of bacteria that foster further growth. Cranberries don’t kill bacteria directly, but they do run bacterial social clubs out of town.

10 Weird Facts You Never Knew About Your Thanksgiving Dinner

6) Stove Top Stuffing Was a Scientific Endeavor

If you like instant stuffing, you can thank Ruth Siems. Fresh stuffing is fairly resilient. It can be soaked in turkey goo or jammed into a pan and cooked like a poundcake or fried up on the stove before being heated all over in the oven or microwave. Dried stuffing is delicate. It has to be re-hydrated, which means that its inventors had to find just the right size to the bread crumbs.

For a while, adding liquid to the breadcrumbs soaked them through, and left them with the texture of wet tissue paper at the end of the cooking process. Making the breadcrumbs bigger, or making them the wrong shape, left the centers dried and rock hard. Ruth Siems led the team that eventually got the crumbs the right size and shape to bake up soft and fluffy.

5) Cornbread Used to Be Made With Ashes

Cornbread has become progressively less sad over the years. While it was always a staple food, it was rarely made by people who actually wanted to eat it. The earliest cornbreads were just corn mush, water and salt that was baked in the ashes of the fire.

Then the ashes started to do something. Ashes from the fire were often saved and boiled with potassium salts. The resulting white mixture could be made into soap or other cleaning agents. Cooks found that, when they were making sourdough, they could cut the sour taste by adding a little “potash” to the bread. Then they found that the bread made with potash rose more quickly.

Up until then, the only way to make bread rise was to add some yeast. Even cakes were yeast-based. Anything that didn’t rise with yeast didn’t rise at all. Potash was a quick way to fix that. By the 1800s, cooks all over America were turning into chemists, mixing potash and acids in their cornbread to make it rise. The risen dough had a bitter taste, so they added sweeteners. Cornbread stopped being what you ate when you couldn’t get anything else and became more of a treat. Eventually, homemade potash was replaced by commercially-made baking soda, giving us the slightly sweet, fluffy cornbread we eat today.

4) Marshmallow Yam Topping Started a Marshmallow War

The barrel-shaped marshmallows in bags that you see in the stores today are not like the marshmallows of old. For the most part, marshmallows used to be square. Homemade marshmallows are poured out into a large dish, left to solidify, and then cut into squares like brownies. Companies extruded them from a machine instead, but they kept the homemade feel, and they sold marshmallows in packets or tins.

10 Weird Facts You Never Knew About Your Thanksgiving Dinner

In 1917, to boost sales, Angelus Marshmallows decided to promote their marshmallows by including a recipe book on how to cook with them. Few of the recipes caught on, which is why we don’t have marshmallow omelets today, but marshmallows did catch on as an way to make cocoa better and as a very special topping for yams.

The sales of Angelus Marshmallows went up so fast that a competing company, Campfire Marshmallows decided to fight back. It not only also promoted marshmallow recipes (like jellies with marshmallow topping), it made practical changes to its packages. Cooks needed more marshmallows and the square shape wasn’t always attractive, so Campfire made their marshmallows round and sold them in big bags. Others followed suit, which is how candied yams launched the modern marshmallow.

3) Your Gravy Serves a Nutritional Purpose (and It Needs Soy Sauce)

The Royal Society of Chemistry caused a stir in 2009 when it released a general recipe for perfect gravy which included soy sauce. The soy sauce was meant to add MSG, which would improve the savory flavor of the gravy. The recipe caused shock and outrage, but also a lot of publicity for the RSC, making them scientific shock jocks.

For what it’s worth, the RSC also pointed out the importance of gravy. A lot of nutrition seeps away with the juices of roasted meat, including proteins, folic acid, and vitamins B1 and B6. Gravy, made from those juices, is a tasty way to get them back into the system.

As for the recipe, perhaps the RSC felt some backlash, because it’s hard to find online. Here is a basic description. For those of you contemplating adding soy sauce to your gravy, be aware that they mostly tested this out on beef gravy. And that they describe it positively as “marmite-like.”

10 Weird Facts You Never Knew About Your Thanksgiving Dinner

2) Green Bean Casserole Got Its Inventor Into the Hall of Fame

When you fix your polite smile on your face and reluctantly bite into a green bean casserole this Thanksgiving, you will be celebrating the 60th anniversary of this most dreaded of Thanksgiving foods. It was invented in 1955, by Dorcas Reilly, an employee at the Campbell’s Soup Company.

While no one really enjoys its taste, we can at least pay tribute to the casserole as a marvel of practicality. Reilly wanted something that would be fast to make, involve ingredients that most people would already have in their kitchens, and that could be made ahead of time and reheated by the busy cook. She had to use Campbell’s Soup, and she picked cream of mushroom. To that she added milk, soy sauce, and a bag of frozen green beans. The dish didn’t look appealing, so she sprinkled the top with fried onions. For this culinary masterpiece, she was inducted into the Inventor’s Hall of Fame, wherethe original recipe card is forever preserved there.

1) Turkey Makes Urine Turn Purple

Purple urine isn’t great, but to be fair to turkey, it might be seen more as a useful diagnostic tool than a problem. Purple urine is a sign that a person has a bacterial infection.

It starts with tryptophan, which is found in turkey. The chemical does no harm, and as it goes through the digestive system is naturally broken down into indoxyl sulfate. If it has to go stay in the digestive system for a while, bacteria get at it and further break it down into indoxyl. Bacteria can turn urine alkaline. In an alkaline environment, the indoxyl turns into indirubin and indigo. When the urine comes out, especially if it comes out of a patient in a hospital who is catheterized, it can turn green, blue, or sometimes a deep purple. The condition has come to be known as Purple Urine Bag Syndrome. That’s one way to enliven Thanksgiving.

Top Image: Malene Thyssen Pie Image: Evan Amos. Cranberry Image: Keith Weller, U.S. Department of Agriculture. Stuffing Image: Brian Teutsch. Image: Rick Kimpel

This is One Extremely Large, Impressive Wind Tunnel

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This is One Extremely Large, Impressive Wind Tunnel

May 17, 1956: The swinging doors of this massive supersonic wind tunnel utterly dwarf the puny engineer deluding himself that he can control its voracious appetite.

The 7.3 meter (24 foot) diameter swinging valve grants access to the Abe Silverstein Supersonic Wind Tunnel (10x10 SWT) with its 3 meter (10 foot) diameter and 12.2 meter (40 foot) length. It’s big enough to handle large-scale models and full-scale engines or aircraft components, with airflow ideal for testing below Mach 0.36 or between Mach 2.0 to 3.5, but can hit gusts between March 1.5 and 4.1.

When set as a closed-loop system, air is run through an air dryer to filter out moisture before feeding into the loop and exhausting it back into the outside environment. This is perfect if the aircraft might introduce contaminants. The heater can also be used to simulate atmospheric conditions when in an aerodynamic cycle, simulating pressure conditions between 15,240 and 46,940 meters (50,000 and 154,000 feet). It can also be run in an open-loop setup for testing in a propulsion cycle, where it can simulate pressure conditions from 17,370 to 23,470 meters (57,000 to 77,000 feet).

This is One Extremely Large, Impressive Wind Tunnel

Image credit: NASA


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Will Our Descendants Survive the Destruction of the Universe?

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Will Our Descendants Survive the Destruction of the Universe?

Billions of years from now, the universe as we know it will cease to exist. The good news is, that gives us a lot of time to prepare, and maybe even figure out a way to cheat cosmic death. Here are some possible ways our descendants might survive a cosmological apocalypse.

The Universe, like the organisms that reside within it, is a mortal entity. Born in the Big Bang, it will eventually meet its fate through an equally cataclysmic process, whether it be in the form of a Big Rip, a Big Crunch, or an eternal deep freeze. Regardless, all life as we know it will be extinguished.

Unless, of course, our highly advanced offspring can find a way to escape the confines of the cosmos—or more radically, change the rules of the cosmological game.

Building a Basement Universe

Our great-great-great-grandchildren, many times over, could leave our current universe by migrating to a natural or artificially created “basement universe.” A future civilization would link the new universe to the old one with a wormhole, and use it for living space, computing—or to escape an old, decaying universe.

Will Our Descendants Survive the Destruction of the Universe?

“In, through...and beyond.” Disney’s The Black Hole (1977)—a good idea, but poorly executed.

This may seem outlandish, but this idea has been explored by some serious scientists, including theoretical physicists who take the occasional deep dive into black hole theory and inflation cosmology.

Theoretical physicist Lee Smolin of the Perimeter Institute and Stanford string theorist Leonard Susskind have speculated that universes spawn other universes in a natural, evolutionary process, known as cosmological natural selection (CNS). They argue that the cosmos is not just randomly ideal for the development and proliferation of intelligent life—but in fact, our universe may have actually evolved to be that way.

Smolin suggests that baby universes are reproduced through black holes, and that our Universe is nothing more than a glorified black-hole generator. Making baby universes via black holes is thus the “utility function” of the universe. Likewise, Susskind’s theory invokes black holes, but he adds the nature of “inflation”, the force that causes the early universe to expand rapidly.

Given that universes could emerge naturally from the singularities of black holes, some theorists have wondered if it might be possible for us to build our own “basement” universes. The process of artificially creating universes was first proposed by theoretical physicists Edward Fahri and Alan Guth in 1987. Writing in The New York Times, Malcolm W. Browne explains:

...Guth likens the universe in which we live to the two-dimensional surface of a sphere which, because of its immense size, appears to us to be almost perfectly flat. There are circumstances, he says, in which an ‘’aneurysm’’ could develop on this surface, a region in which space and time bulge like a tumor, eventually pinching itself off from its parent into a new universe.

To a hypothetical observer inside the bulge, conditions might initially resemble those of the Big Bang explosion from which our own universe is thought to have arisen. But to observers in our own universe, Dr. Guth said, the aneurysm would merely resemble a black hole — a supermassive object whose immense gravity prevents the escape even of light. After a certain amount of time the black hole would evaporate, leaving no trace of the place where a new universe had been born.

But once the bulge separates from the host universe, the new universe will exist in a totally separate space/time continuum. Any communication between the two universes would be impossible.

Will Our Descendants Survive the Destruction of the Universe?

(Credit: Orion’s Arm)

In their paper, “An Obstacle to Creating a Universe in the Laboratory,” Guth and Fahri sheepishly concede that a tremendous amount of energy density would have to be acquired for this to happen. As the authors write in their paper, “The requirement of an initial singularity appears to be an insurmountable obstacle to the creation of an inflationary universe in the laboratory.”

As Guth notes in the NYT article, “Such an achievement is obviously far beyond our technology, but some advanced civilization in the distant future might...well, you never know. For all we know, our own universe may have started in someone’s basement.’’

More encouragingly, philosopher Nick Bostrom and cosmologist Milan M. Ćirković put out a paper in 2000 arguing that an advanced civilization might actually be able to not only engage in this kind of universe-engineering—but it might also be able to transfer information directly into this baby universe. This information could conceivably include uploaded minds, which would make the prospect of immortality a very tantalizing one, indeed.

Transcension

And it’s not crazy to imagine that we could send our minds through a black hole, once they were uploaded to a computer.

Fifteen years, ago physicist Seth Lloyd argued that black holes are the densest and most efficient computational devices capable of existing in our universe. His “ultimate laptop” consists of a kilogram of compressed matter shrunken down to an absolutely miniscule black hole. Owing to Hawking radiation, this computation engine would only last for a fraction of a second (1019 seconds to be exact), but during that time it would perform about 1032 operations on a 1016 bits.

Inspired by this idea and those of Smolin and Susskind, futurist and systems theorist John Smart has connected the prospect of baby universes, whether they be natural or artificial, to the Fermi Paradox, i.e. the realization that we have yet to see signs of extraterrestrial intelligences when we should have by now. It’s conceivable, he says, that all advanced extraterrestrial life rejects its universe of origin, in favor something more interesting in the Great Beyond. Smart calls this the Transcension Hypothesis.

Will Our Descendants Survive the Destruction of the Universe?

(Credit: Interstellar (2014))

“The more we study universal history, the more it seems every major complexity transition, from galaxies, to life-catalyzing planets, to eukaryotes, to prokaryotes, to humans, to cities, and now, to intelligent computers, occurs via a process I call STEM compression of information production,” Smart tells io9.

By “STEM compression,” Smart is referring to a process in which complex new systems are almost always both denser and more efficient users of Space, Time, Energy, and Matter. This, in turn, causes information, complexity, and intelligence to develop at an accelerating rate. Over time, we’re packing more and more of our stuff into smaller spaces, while simultaneously making more efficient use of information. As a result, intelligence is always racing to inner space, of which there are two types: physical inner space and virtual inner space.

“Our destiny is density, and dematerialization,” says Smart.

This all brings us back to the question of our long-term survival prospects. There’s a very distinct possibility that our posthuman descendants will exist as digital beings, the offshoots of uploaded minds, or the products of entirely new minds and mind-types altogether. True to Smart’s theory, these individuals would be vastly more dematerialized and “immortal” than biological beings.

But what about the future of human civilization itself?

“If our societies are becoming increasingly dense and informational, too,” says Smart, “and if their core knowledge stores, if not their physical bodies, will increasingly look like what the physicists call computronium (the densest and most efficient computing matter available) then the transcension hypothesis may hold for our future, and the question of what happens to information in black holes may be critical to our long-term survival.”

So we could be sending our virtual selves through a black hole, if “black hole information theory” is correct. And the holographic principle also offers some clues as to how this might actually happen. But Smart says many questions remain.

Will Our Descendants Survive the Destruction of the Universe?

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“If all universal civilizations ultimately transcend to black holes as our universe dies, will we do so as informational ‘seeds’ or as conscious entities?,” he asks. His concern is that, like an uninstantiated person in the midst of being teleported in a Star Trek transporter, a digitized mind could end up existing as useless chunks of data floating in the cosmological ether for an eternity.

“Black holes might thus be some kind of maximally dense recording media and universal transporter for intelligence,” he tells io9. “If so, a transporter to where? To the multiverse, to meet myriad other civilizations and compare what we’ve learned? To another universe, to restart our life cycle?”

Changing the Rules of the Game

If our distant offspring can’t find an existential “escape hatch,” whether that be a black hole or a new universe, than it may be incumbent upon them to find other, even more radical solutions. The other option is to change the rules of the cosmological game—and change the very fabric of the Universe itself. In the end, intelligence may prove to be the most powerful force in the Universe.

Will Our Descendants Survive the Destruction of the Universe?

(Credit: 2001: A Space Odyssey)

The idea that intelligence is not an isolated or epiphenomenal aspect of the Universe is not a new one.

The Jesuit philosopher, theologian, and scientist Pierre Teilhard de Chardin believed that humanity was greater than the sum of its parts, and that something profound awaited our species in the future. True to his Christian sensibilities, Teilhard disagreed with the scientific convention of classifying the human animal according to our physical characteristics, thus relegating us to one small species in the entire order of primates.

Teilhard observed that virtually all nonhuman animals display an amazing capacity to adapt to their environments, while humans have learned to make tools that are actually separate from ourselves. With the establishment of written language, libraries, and powerful communication tools, humans took gigantic leaps that exceeded their physical constraints in dramatic ways. Humanity, thought Teilhard, was in the process of becoming a single organism with a single nervous system, that was increasingly tightening its hold on the planet. He took the concept of the biosphere one step further, giving rise to the concept of the “noosphere.” Teilhard saw no reason why humanity’s reach couldn’t extend even further than that, inspiring the philosophers, futurists, and scientists who followed in his wake.

Indeed, Earth has recently entered into a new geological era, one dubbed the “Anthropocene.” Scientists have finally acknowledged that human intelligence is force of nature unto itself—one that’s reshaping the planet, both for better and for worse. In future, there’s no reason to believe that intelligence won’t continue to exert itself on its environment, whether it be a planet or an entire star cluster.

In The Age of Spiritual Machines, futurist Ray Kurzweil speculates that the characteristics of the Universe may not be fixed, and that intelligence will ultimately permeate the universe and decide the destiny of the cosmos. He writes:

So will the universe end in a big crunch, or in an infinite expansion of dead stars, or in some other manner? In my view, the primary issue is not the mass of the universe, or the possible existence of antigravity, or of Einstein’s so-called cosmological constant. Rather, the fate of the universe is a decision yet to be made, one which we will intelligently consider when the time is right.

Intelligence, predicts Kurzweil, will eventually prove to be more powerful than any of the universe’s big “impersonal” forces.

The Selfish Biocosm

Complexity theorist James Gardner took this idea to its furthest extreme, by arguing that the life-friendly nature of the universe can be explained as the predictable outcome of natural processes, including life and intelligence.

According to his “selfish biocosm” theory, “the emergence of life and ever more accomplished forms of intelligence is inextricably linked to the physical birth, evolution, and reproduction of the cosmos.” In other words, intelligence exists in the Universe not by accident; rather, it’s a deliberate and purposeful force of nature.

Will Our Descendants Survive the Destruction of the Universe?

A consequence of Gardner’s theory would be that intelligent life creates new universes and its own successors. We may or may not be able to survive the ultimate destruction of the universe, says Gardner, but our progeny will live on elsewhere. He writes:

[We] and other living creatures are part of a vast, still undiscovered transterrestrial community of lives and intelligences spread across billions of galaxies and countless parsecs who are collectively engaged in a portentous mission of truly cosmic importance. Under the Biocosm vision, we share a common fate with that community—to help shape the future of the universe and transform it from a collection of lifeless atoms into a vast, transcendent mind.

Gardner’s theory is interesting in that it applies the Strong Anthropic Principle—the philosophical idea that the laws of the cosmos make life not just possible but inevitable—in such a way that life itself becomes responsible for the very presence of the universe.

Both Kurzweil and Gardner agree that advanced intelligence will spread out into the cosmos and convert matter into a more useable form. But while Kurzweil concedes that intelligence may not migrate far beyond its local galactic confines, Gardner speculates that intelligent life will somehow find a way to branch out “across billions of galaxies.”

The Ever-Unfolding Universe

But the Fermi Paradox could suggest otherwise. A so-called Great Filter may be in effect, that precludes intelligent life from advancing beyond a certain developmental stage. And you could argue that the laws of the universe, as they’re currently set up, actually prevent life from advancing to a futuristic space-faring, universe-engineering phase.

Will Our Descendants Survive the Destruction of the Universe?

(Credit: NASA)

As unlikely as it seems, however, the cosmological situation could change billions of years from now. Similar to how our Solar System was chaotic and grossly uninhabitable billions of years ago, the Universe may likewise become “safer” and more hospitable towards superintelligence in the far future than it is today. Once that developmental stage is reached, there may be no limits to what superintelligent civilizations could do to ensure their own long term prospects.

Sadly, it’s fair to wonder if our civilization didn’t show up too early in the history of the universe, to take advantage of this opportunity to shape it.


Sources: Mary Lukas and Ellen Lukas: Teilhard: The Man, the Priest, the Scientist | Ray Kurzweil: The Singularity is Near | Ray Kurzweil: The Age of Spiritual Machines | James N. Gardner: Biocosm: The New Scientific Theory of Evolution: Intelligent Life is the Architect of the Universe | Clément Vidal: The Beginning and the End | Malcolm W. Browne: Physicist Aims to Create a Universe, Literally


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Your Least Favorite Aliens Character Could Star In the Upcoming Sequel

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Your Least Favorite Aliens Character Could Star In the Upcoming Sequel

Some fans of James Cameron’s Aliens consider Newt the worst part of the movie: Her high-pitched scream, laughable dialogue, it can be painful. If you are one of these people, I have some potentially bad news: Newt might be the star of Neill Blomkamp’s Aliens sequel.

Talking to Icons of Fright, Aliens star Michael Biehn talked about the story Blomkamp was developing before the project got put on indefinite hiatus as Ridley Scott makes at least one, and maybe more, Alien prequels. It would directly involve his character, Hicks, and Newt.

They’re planning on bringing me and Newt back and at this point Newt will be around twenty-seven years old. I know that every actress in Hollywood is going to want to play this one, it’s really a passing of the torch between Sigourney and this younger actress who would play Newt. It would keep the franchise alive and the studios would make money, because that’s what the bottom line is now: money.

Your Least Favorite Aliens Character Could Star In the Upcoming Sequel

Personally, Newt doesn’t bother me. We totally understand why the character of Newt exists: She can give Ripley and the Marines information, she’s a rescuable character, and it helps showcase Ripley’s maternal instincts that she never got a chance to use.

Biehn also elaborated on what we’d all heard several months back: Blomkamp’s movie would pretend Alien 3 and Alien: Resurrection never happened, and pick up the story of Aliens with Ripley, Hicks and Newt decades after escaping LV-426.

The basic idea is acting like Alien 3 and 4 never existed, so if you go on Neill Blomkamp’s site, everyone can see all of the artwork for that. I know Ridley Scott is doing his movie first and is going to be the executive producer on this one, so I’m really looking forward to that. I know that Ridley’s focus is on the second Prometheus and I’m sure that he and Fox both don’t want that and Neill’s movie to come out right next to each other, because they’re kind of two different worlds, with Aliens taking place thousands of years later, which is how they explained it all to me, but at the same time, they want to give them a similar feel. I know they’re putting the brakes on Neill’s movie just for a little while, but I really think that it would be embarrassing to Ridley and Fox and Sigourney if they just didn’t make the movie.

However, when (or if) this will ever happen is the big question. Fox is currently all-in with the Prometheus sequel Alien: Covenant, directed by Ridley Scott, and in the press release for that, they called it the second movie in a trilogy. Since those movies all take place before Alien and Aliens, Blomkamp’s film would likely have to come after the trilogy is complete, so as not to confuse film goers.

I think the Alien universe can certainly handle films in both of these timelines and, honestly, I’m a bit torn on which one I want to see more: Blomkamp’s retconned sequel or Scott’s continuing prequel. We just have to hope they’re better than the last several films in the franchise.

[Icons of Fright]

Image credits: Aliens/20th Century Fox


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Steven Moffat Reveals the Nightmare Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Special We Could Have Had

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Steven Moffat Reveals the Nightmare Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Special We Could Have Had

52 years ago today, Doctor Who aired for the very first time—and two years ago, it took over the world as it broadcast “The Day of the Doctor,” the show’s 50th anniversary special. But the celebration was, according to Steven Moffat, nearly a total disaster: and somehow almost didn’t star The Doctor at all.

It seems like it’s been one hell of a week for candid behind-the-scenes interviews. On the back of a shockingly honest Hobbit featurette about the trilogy’s production problems, we now have an equally interesting interview with Who showrunner Steven Moffat for the Radio Times, which discusses one of the writer’s most challenging periods on the show: the celebration of the longest running science fiction series’ golden anniversary.

Moffat has freely admitted that the creation of “The Day of the Doctor,” as well as organizing a plethora of side-projects to tie into the show’s anniversary, was one of the most stressful periods of his time on the series. But it wasn’t just pressure to deliver an episode that had to satisfy five decades of time travel and legions of potentially bloodthirsty fans that got to Moffat—it was figuring out a way to integrate the adamant desire from viewers to see old Doctors. His original plan for the show featured no actors from the “classic” period of the show, but instead the then-three actors to have portrayed The Doctor in the post-2005 era:

The first version was David [Tennant], Matt [Smith] and Chris [Eccleston] together. With whatever involvement we could contrive for the other Doctors, but – being brutal – it had to be Doctors that still looked like their Doctors. I know I’m a bastard but hey, I think Peter [Davison], Colin [Baker] and Sylvester [McCoy] were better deployed in The Five-ish Doctors [a spoof short film] than they could ever be elsewhere.

Steven Moffat Reveals the Nightmare Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Special We Could Have Had

The problem, however, would be Christopher Eccleston. Rumors as to why the actor left the wildly successful show after just a single season persist to this day, but ever since his departure, the actor has sworn off the idea of ever returning to the role. Moffat met with Eccleston to attempt to persuade him, but eventually it lead to plans being scrapped on the current incarnation of the script altogether:

But I knew that Chris was almost certainly going to say no. I met him a couple of times and he was absolutely lovely. He met with me because he didn’t want to say no through his agent or a phone call or email. He wanted to do it personally. And I three-quarters talked him into it.

So I started a version of it but I got to a point where I could go no further unless it was going to be him. I went for another meeting with him and he decided no. His reasons are his business and he’s a very private man. But it’s reasonable to say he really cares about Doctor Who. He’s well versed in what’s happened since he left, and happily chatted away about Amy Pond by name.

But while those meetings went on, more and more actors publicly denied that they would be a part of the special, prompting growing discontent from Doctor Who fans—who didn’t realize that behind-the-scenes problems with the script, and a ticking clock, meant that Moffat very nearly had to scrape together a story with whatever actors he could find. Case in point? In one form or another, there was a story outline for “The Day of the Doctor” that featured no Doctors at all... only Jenna Coleman as Clara.

We had to work out what else to do. At that point neither David nor Matt were under contract either. I had Jenna [Coleman]. And I did come up with a plotline that was just Jenna. It was a nightmare. We’re weeks from filming. A production team is assembled, people are doing storyboards and I don’t even know if anyone who has ever played the Doctor is going to be in it.

And meanwhile the entire internet is finding my email and sending me the most hideous death threats. Because I haven’t got William Hartnell back! And I’m thinking, “Well, one: he hasn’t answered the phone. I don’t know why...” But never mind him – I’m not sure if David and Matt are doing it either. I’m crouched in the corner of my office wondering, “What the f*** am I going to do!”

But eventually, things came together. Smith (who was already negotiating for his exit from the show) signed on for the special, followed by Tennant. Instead of courting a former Doctor to join them, the idea to cast a previously unseen incarnation of The Doctor was set into motion. Shortly after John Hurt was cast, a script was hastily written, and the episode went into production just days later:

Didn’t John Hurt say something like “I received the script on Friday and was on set on Monday”?

It wasn’t quite as fast as that but it was bloody fast. He was top of our list. I wrote the War Doctor script and we sent it off to John Hurt, assuming that was the beginning of a frantic two weeks of sending it off to every actor you’ve ever heard off and got Janette Krankie. And – God bless him for ever! – he said yes almost immediately. That was the first stroke of luck we had on that sodding show.

We know the rest of the story: “The Day of the Doctor” debuted in a record-breaking 94 countries, and somehow, managed to pull off an adventure that satisfied (almost) every Doctor Who fan’s immense expectations.

And now we know how very nearly wrong it all went. You can check out more of the Radio Times’ interview with Steven Moffat at the link below.

[Via Radio Times]

Image Credit: BBC/Doctor Who

Check Out the Glorious Capes on These Batman v Superman Action Figures

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Check Out the Glorious Capes on These Batman v Superman Action Figures

Although some may disagree, nothing beats a good cape on a superhero suit—and the same stands for superhero action figures. So it’s a good jobe Medicom’s new toys based on Batman v Superman have some fantastic, poseable capes to make the figures really shine.

Medicom revealed the roughly 6-inch-tall toys earlier today, and while there’s things about them that don’t quite work—it might be the posing but Batman seems like he might have some neck problems in his advancing age, and Superman has some of the strangest colored lips I’ve ever seen on a figure—they’re overall fantastic. The hyperarticulation helps with that, but really, it’s the capes. Glorious, swooshy capes—with wire frames to pose them fluttering in the wind, like any good cape should!

Check Out the Glorious Capes on These Batman v Superman Action Figures

See what I mean about Batman’s neck problem though? I mean jeez Bruce, I know you love to brood but think of the spine pain! That does not look comfortable.

Aside from their capes, Batman and Superman come packed with a few extra accessories. Both have alternate hands for posing and gripping some extra bits and bobs, but Batman has a trusty Batarang, a grappling hook gun, and some kind of machine-gun-looking device (that, knowing Batman, probably isn’t an actual gun). Superman, on the other hand, doesn’t need many wonderful toys—instead, he comes with an alternate head to show him ready to blast his heat vision .

Check Out the Glorious Capes on These Batman v Superman Action Figures

Man, combined with those eyes, Superman’s lips look even weirder.

Medicom’s MAFEX Batman and Superman will be out in July 2016, and set you back 5,500 yen each (about $47 USD).

[Via Toyark]


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This Star Wars Expanded Universe Story Proves That Luke Is the Worst Jedi Master

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This Star Wars Expanded Universe Story Proves That Luke Is the Worst Jedi Master

Hello, and welcome to a nostalgic trip through the old Star Wars Expanded Universe. This time, I’m looking at the first EU books I ever read, Kevin J. Anderson’s Jedi Academy trilogy. Brace yourselves, because there’s a lot of stupid going on in here.

Twenty-year-old spoilers follow.

To this day, I remain shocked that third-grade me read these books first and then chose to keep reading EU books. Because the Jedi Academy trilogy is full-on bananas.

The three books—Jedi Search, Dark Apprentice, and Champions of the Force—contain two basic intersecting plots. They are 1) Luke Skywalker’s failure to start a Jedi School and 2) Admiral Daala’s failure to defeat the New Republic. The first is somehow much worse than the second. Daala’s not a great military mind, but Luke is the worst Jedi Master. Daala was also Tarkin’s lover, so enjoy that mental image:

This Star Wars Expanded Universe Story Proves That Luke Is the Worst Jedi Master

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The trilogy begins with Luke discovering a machine that detects Force sensitivity. I know that there was no Phantom Menace at the time, but the chronology does mean that Qui-Gon Jinn was able to do a basic medical test to check Anakin Skywalker’s midichlorian levels while Luke has to use the Star Wars equivalent of a Scientology stress test.

Luke decides to set up his new Jedi school on Yavin 4, a moon that just happens to have an evil Sith ghost wandering around it. The ghost’s name in Exar Kun, and Luke didn’t do any research into Yavin 4’s Sithy history before putting his school of vulnerable Jedi trainees on it. So, immediately, one of Luke’s brand new students has a vision that he’ll die if he goes with Luke to Yavin 4. He goes anyway.

Luke then has to start by teaching, by himself, a bunch of new Jedi that are all basically adults with emotional scarring. Anderson really backs up the prequel-era Jedi Council’s policy of only teaching babies. Let’s take a look at how some of Luke’s first students turned out:

  • Kyp Durron (gets possessed by Exar Kun, the evil Force Ghost)
  • Dorsk 81 (dies in Darksaber. Which I will get to, I promise)
  • Kam Solusar (previously evil)
  • Brakiss (super-evil, goes on to set up a Sith Academy)
  • Streen (becomes influenced by Exar Kun, tries to kill Luke with a tornado. It should be dramatic, but it is instead hilarious. Because imagine Leia holding onto Luke’s floating body in a magic maelstrom)
  • Gantoris (evil and then burnt)

Luke might be the worst teacher in the history of time. My god, I know it’s the spirit of Exar Kun using Kyp Durron that puts Luke into a coma in Dark Apprentice, but he could very well have been reacting to Luke’s training—like a very angry entry on Rate My Professor.

This Star Wars Expanded Universe Story Proves That Luke Is the Worst Jedi Master

Fear the . . . generic floating face.

Speaking of Kyp Durron... Han should never have left this kid in Luke’s care without a mountain of therapy. We’re talking about a kid whose brother was conscripted into the Empire when he was eight, while he and his parents were sentenced to hard labor in the Kessel mines. By the time Han rescues him and hands him off to Luke’s academy, Kyp spent around a decade in total misery. So sure, why not start training him to use an immense power on a planet with a Sith cloud living on it?

When Durron turns evil, he does so with the knowledge of the Sun Crusher. My colleague and friend Rob Bricken does not like the Sun Crusher:

Can a weapon be a Mary Sue? Thanks to Kevin Anderson’s Jedi Academy trilogy, we know the answer is yes. The Suncrusher is a small ship with the ability to destroy entire star systems, thanks to its 11 “energy resonance torpedoes.” It has a hyperdrive, indestructible armor, can withstand shots from the Death Star laser and is basically completely unstoppable — oh, and even the Emperor didn’t know about it, because no one would have possibly been able to explain its existence post-RotJ otherwise.

Respectfully, he is wrong about it being one of the 12 worst things in the EU. It is an amazing thing. Someone looked at the Death Star and went “But what if it was smaller? And indestructible? And blew up suns?” It is everything excessive and unrestrained about the EU. It is, in its own way, beautiful in its stupidity.

I love everything about the Sun Crusher. I love that it was designed by a bunch of amoral scientists on a lark, since they’d already made the Death Star(s). I love that their research center is hidden in a collection of black holes. I love that the lead scientist on the matter was named “Qwi Xux.” I love that the New Republic’s plan to deal with the indestructible murder ship was to just fire it into the center of the gas giant Yavin. You know, right near a school filled with people with otherworldly powers and a penchant for going evil.

Of fucking course Kyp goes evil and retrieves the Sun Crusher! What kind of person wouldn’t?

This Star Wars Expanded Universe Story Proves That Luke Is the Worst Jedi Master

Also, Kyp uses the Force to basically take an ice cream scooper to Qwi Xux’s mind. She’s under the protection of Wedge Antilles, a general in starfighter command. They’re traveling undercover, despite him being a famous hero of the Republic. She should have a commando team or even a police officer. The only reason to put her with Wedge is for name recognition and the half-baked romance between the two. Excellent use of time.

Kyp takes the Sun Crusher to the Imperial academy that his brother ended up at. He’s clearly unstable, and what the people there decide to do is “stall” Kyp by telling him his brother died. So an angry Kyp sets the sun there to “splodey” at which point the Imperials bring out the brother in a big “Just kidding!” reveal, all so Kyp gets to see him one last time before his brother dies for real, along with every other inhabitant of the solar system.

Eventually Kyp pilots the Sun Crusher into a black hole, because good triumphs blah blah blah. And then he becomes a Jedi, despite all the millions of dead people. I believe in second chances, but these books do not make a case for it.

The whole trilogy has some bewildering set-ups, with Luke’s Jedi school being the most doomed. But special attention must also be paid to Han and Leia’s insane decision to send all three of their babies to an isolated planet to spend the first two years of their lives in a fortress, tended to solely by the Alderaanian aide Winter and a pile of nanny droids. Of course, when a team lands to kidnap baby Anakin, only the appearance of Leia and Admiral Ackbar saves the day. And they only showed up because they’d found out what was happening. The planet’s defenses weren’t enough on their own. I hope it was worth the mental scarring of the child.

I will give the Jedi Academy books this: Exar Kun is a better name than a lot of the evil Jedis get to have.


Contact the author at katharine@io9.com.

Book illustrations via Amazon

This Week's TV: Doctor Who's Weirdest "Experimental" Episode Yet!

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This Week's TV: Doctor Who's Weirdest "Experimental" Episode Yet!

Gravity Falls is airing its final episodes. Doctor Who is trying a strange experiment. The Walking Dead shambles off with a midseason finale, and the premiere of Regular Show: The Movie! All this, Gina Gershon, and more, on This Week’s TV!

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Tonight

Gotham (8PM, FOX)

“Gordon confronts a suspect who is connected to Galavan, but falls short of obtaining any information. Meanwhile, Bruce gets one step closer to discovering the name of his parent’s killer”

What’s this?! Mayor Galavan…exonerated? The Penguin… captivated! And Gordon—boy oh boy, is he aggravated!

Can the GCPD stop Father Creel’s murder cult of monks and killers, or will Gotham’s finest wind up transubstaniated? You’re obligated to watch!

Only one-episode left, Bat-fans! Genuflect! The end…is NIGH!

Gravity Falls (8PM, DISNEY XD)

By now, you’ve all heard the news that Gravity Falls is unexpectedly ending next year. And there’s only two episodes left! The final Gravity Falls of 2015 airs tonight.

Supergirl (8PM, CBS)

“Kara’s two identities are stretched thin when Supergirl must protect National City from a series of bombings and Kara is tasked with babysitting Cat’s son, Carter. “

“But Supergirl, you can’t be in two places at once!”

Minority Report (9PM, FOX)

“Blake withholds information from the Defense Intelligence Agency when he learns they are on the precogs’ trail, and Arthur takes matters into his own hands to save them. Meanwhile, Dash gets a vision of a political assassination that intrudes into Vega’s personal life.”

Blindspot (10PM, NBC)


Fall finale!

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Tuesday

Scream Queens (9PM, FOX)

“Chad takes Chanel to his family home for Thanksgiving, where she meets his brothers, Brad (guest star Chad Michael Murray) and Thad (guest star Patrick Schwarzenegger), as well as his parents (guest stars Alan Thicke and Julia Duffy). However, an uninvited guest throws the holiday into chaos. Meanwhile, Dean Munsch gathers the survivors at Kappa House, but dinner quickly explodes into accusations of who among them is really the killer. Then, the Red Devil carves up a deadly main course as another victim falls in the all-new “Thanksgiving”

Introducing Brad and Thad Radwell! A timely Thanksgiving episode when most series this week have already moved on to Christmas.

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Wednesday

Lego Scooby-Doo: Knight Time Terror (6PM, CARTOON)

Those excellent Scooby-Doo Lego sets get a thirty-minute commercial, essentially!

Teen Titans Go! (6:30PM, CARTOON)

“Two Parter”, the first half-hour special of Teen Titans Go! The Titans visit the Hall of Justice to use the swimming pool. Guest-starring Weird Al Yankovic as Darkseid!

Regular Show: The Movie (7PM, CARTOON)

Time travel, robots, spaceships and intergalactic despots—Regular Show gets the rare honor of a TV movie!

Making of The Wiz, Live! (8PM, NBC)

A bold, pre-show behind-the-scenes special! I want to know how they make the Chinese lantern and garbage can monsters from the subway scene.

Star Wars: Rebels (9:30PM, DISNEY XD)

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Thursday

Haven (10PM, SYFY)

“Audrey and Duke search for a way to save Nathan from the Void. Dave must plumb the depths of his own mind in his struggle to free himself from Croatoan’s deadly grasp.”

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Friday

Z Nation (10PM, SYFY)


Gina Gershon guest-stars as the Queen of the Zeroes! Essential.

Black Jesus (11PM, CARTOON)

“Jesus makes a Christmas wish after he grows upset with the commercialization of the holiday. But, his wish brings unintended consequences.”

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Saturday

Pokemon: XY (8AM, CARTOON)

Blastoise and Ivysaur help an Eevee overcome its crippling stage fright. Week three of the sprawling Eevee Is Prone to Anxiety Saga.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (11AM, DFC)

The two-part season finale!

Power Rangers Dino Charge (12PM, NICKELODEON)

“While searching for a new Purple Ranger, the teens find all their personal wishes coming true in the worst way.”

Henry Danger (8PM, NICKELODEON)

A Christmas episode! And this is the promo they released…

Ash vs Evil Dead (9PM, STARZ)

Ash gets exorcised! And possibly castrated.

Doctor Who (9PM, BBC AMERICA)

An unprecedented 65-minute episode starring Peter Capaldi and NO ONE ELSE! Looks like experimental television is making a comeback in season nine’s penultimate episode.

Guardians of the Galaxy (9:30PM, DISNEY XD)

“The Guardians encounter a living planet that’s fallen under the control of a revived Ronan.”

The Returned (10PM, SUNDANCE)

We’ve been remiss for failing to mention that Sundance is currently airing this excellent French series about the dead returning to life. If you’re familiar with the comic book series Revival, it’s pretty much the extra-French alternative.

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Sunday

The Librarians (8PM, TNT)

“An old friend of Baird’s is running for Mayor of a small New Hampshire town and finds himself embroiled in a scandal in the form of a missing intern and a literal contract with the Devil. Baird soon finds herself in a battle not only for her own soul, but also for the souls of all the Librarians.”

I’ve always known the Devil spent a lot of time in New Hampshire.

Agent X (9PM, TNT)

“A biological weapon is used in a failed assassination attempt on a high ranking government official. John, Natalie, and Malcolm investigate the case, and quickly find themselves racing the clock to stop a domestic terrorist group from deploying the virus on a greater, catastrophic scale.”

Bio-weapons! Agent X inches closer to becoming Megaforce: The Series.

The Walking Dead (10PM, AMC)


Presented by XBOX ONE: the mid-season finale of The Walking Dead. You’ll need a checklist to keep track of of who lives and who dies!

Top image: Doctor Who, via Radio Times

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Want to See Angelina Jolie As the Bride of Frankenstein? You Aren't Alone

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Want to See Angelina Jolie As the Bride of Frankenstein? You Aren't Alone

Coming off a monster year at the box office, Universal Studios is hard at work developing their own monsters. Specifically, a huge universe based on Universal Monsters, which will start with The Mummy and expand from there.

Now, in a new story at The Hollywood Reporter, they talk about the studio’s dream casting for the Bride of Frankenstein. They want Angelina Jolie to play the role, which would be pretty amazing. They’d also love her to come back for a role in Wanted 2, a movie many fans have been hoping for.

How bad does Universal want this to happen? That’s the best part. The article says they financed Jolie’s current box office bomb By the Sea in the hopes it would buy good will with the actress. The thought is, even if that movie loses a ton of money, they’ll make that back and more if Jolie does even one of these other tentpole pictures. (They also made last year’s Jolie film Unbroken, which was a moderate hit.)

Want to See Angelina Jolie As the Bride of Frankenstein? You Aren't Alone

Only time will tell if the plan worked. All we currently know about the new Universal Monsters franchise is Alex Kurtzman (Star Trek, Transformers) and Chris Morgan (Fast and the Furious franchise) are working on the big picture shape of it, with Kurtzman helming The Mummy for a March 24, 2017 release. From there, several other monster movies will come out leading to an Avengers-type team up movie. Or at least that’s the plan.

Casting on The Mummy should start soon and, hopefully after that, we’ll find out which monster is next. Either way, if Jolie comes on board as The Bride of Frankenstein, that would automatically legitimize the universe in a way few other things could do.

[The Hollywood Reporter, H/T /Film]

Image credit: Kevin Tong for Mondo, By the Sea/Universal Pictures


Contact the author at germain@io9.com.

The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

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The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

You’ve reached our hub for all the best Black Friday deals! As you’ve probably already figured out, “Black Friday” is a bit of a misnomer; many of the best deals are available up to a week in advance. Luckily for you, we’ll be adding them all here as they go live, so you can focus on stuffing your face and trying not to kill your family. If you want all of the latest updates, don’t forget to follow us on Twitter and Facebook.

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The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

One of your favorite sound bars is only $198 shipped today from Amazon, and while the “bar” itself is great, what really makes this system special is its included wireless subwoofer and satellite speakers. That means you can experience true 5.1 surround sound at an incredibly cheap price, with no A/V receiver required.

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Basically, the wireless subwoofer sits in the back of the room, and receives a signal from the sound bar in front of your TV. As for your rear channels, the two included satellite speakers hook directly into the subwoofer, rather than an A/V receiver, meaning you don’t have to run a wire from your TV cabinet all the way across the room. I own the 38” model of this system, and I can’t believe how great it sounds, or how easy it was to set up.

We’ve seen this a little cheaper refurbished, but this is the best price we’ve ever seen for a new one, and a great gift idea for the holidays. [VIZIO S4251w-B4 42-Inch 5.1 Channel Sound Bar with Wireless Subwoofer & Satellite Speakers, $170]

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Bonus: An updated model with fresh looks and HDMI connectivity is also down to $200 for Prime members. Discount shown at checkout.

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The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

Hands down, Nespresso is the easiest way to make decent espresso at home, and their Inissia model is on sale at eBay for an a ridiculously low $75, if you hurry.

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It’s rare to see any Nespresso model below $100, and $75 is easily one of the best prices we’ve ever seen. You even get to choose your color, so I’d hurry up and grab this before your favorite one inevitably sells out. [Nespresso Inissia, $75]

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The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

If you were waiting for a Black Friday sale to upgrade your home network or buy a NAS, today’s your lucky day.

As part of their Deals Week promotion, Amazon is offering great prices on a number of routers, networked storage, hard drives, and powerline adapters, and more, today only. The most popular item in the lineup is a 4TB WD My Cloud networked external hard drive for an all-time low $150, but be sure to head over to Amazon to see the full selection. [Black Friday Networking and Storage Sale]

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The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

Whether you’re planning on buying a PS4 this holiday season, or you’re a long-time owner with a looming PlayStation Plus expiration, here’s a chance to save $10 on a year of the essential service. [PlayStation Plus, $40]

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The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

We’ve posted deals on these smartphone lens kits enough that you probably already own a set, but if you need an easy stocking stuffer idea, this checks all the boxes: It only costs $10, it has nearly universal appeal, and relatively few people already own something like it. [Mpow 3 in 1 Fisheye, $10 with code E238LN98]

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The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

If you haven’t upgraded your home’s network to 802.11ac yet, Apple’s AirPort Extreme is one of the easiest ways to make the leap. There are faster routers, and ones with more configuration options and ports, but none are as dead simple to set up and maintain as Apple’s.

Best Buy is selling refurbished models available for $100 right now, which is $29 less than Apple’s own refurb price, and $80 less than buying it new from Amazon (where it has a 4.6 star review average). I suspect this will sell out relatively quickly. [Refurb AirPort Extreme, $100]

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The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

As part of their Black Friday lead-up event, Amazon’s offering some nice coupons on a variety of oral care products, including the step-up models of your favorite toothbrush. Between Thanksgiving dinner, gingerbread cookies, and eggnog, you’ll probably be needing some of this.

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Oral-B Black 7000 SmartSeries Electric Rechargeable Toothbrush with Bluetooth ($126) | Amazon | Clip the $30 coupon

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The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

Swiss Army Knives can make for great holiday gifts, and if you spend $50 on them today at Amazon, you’ll automatically get a $10 discount at checkout. [Spend $50, Save $10 on Victorinox Knives]


The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

You can never have too much hard drive space, especially when external drives are this cheap.

Seagate Backup Plus Slim 2TB Portable External Hard Drive ($68) | Amazon

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Seagate Backup Plus 5TB Desktop External Hard Drive ($120) | Amazon

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The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

Motorola’s SB6141 cable modem is still the best modem for most people, but what if your cable ISP offers downstream speeds greater than 343mbps? The next step up is the SB6183, which is down to an all-time low $90 today.

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Functionally, it’s identical to the SB6141, except that it supports double the downstream bandwidth: Up to 686 mbps. Many of us can only daydream about those kinds of speeds, but if you’re lucky enough to have an ISP that doesn’t suck, this is a great deal if you’re sick of paying modem rental fees. [ARRIS SURFboard SB6183 DOCSIS 3.0 Cable Modem, $90]

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Note: This does not support Google Fiber, Verizon FiOS, or any other fiber internet service. It’s only for cable.

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The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

Samsung’s new Gear S2 is one of the best looking wearables on the market, and that rotating bezel is a stroke of genius. Amazon and Best Buy both have it for $50 off today, which is the best Black Friday deal we expect to see. [Samsung Gear S2, $250. Also at Best Buy.]

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The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

If you’re looking for a great gift for a DIY enthusiast, you won’t do much baetter than this six-tool combo kit from Black & Decker.

$150 gets you a cordless, 20V motor that can power a drill, sander, jigsaw, oscillating tool, router, and impact driver, all in one space-saving kit. The set normally sells for $200, and today’s deal is the best Amazon’s ever offered, but it’s only available today. [Black & Decker Matrix 6 Tool Combo Kit with Case, $149]

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The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

Today only, Target is taking 20% off hundreds of kitchen items with promo code KITCHEN. If there are any home cooks on your holiday shopping list, this is a great chance to pick up some gifts. We’ve highlighted a few options below, but head over to Target’s site to see the rest. [Target]


The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

We thought Guitar Hero’s Black Friday pricing had settled in at $70 for one guitar, and $120 for two, but those bundles just dropped an extra $5 and $10, respectively. Rock on. [Guitar Hero Live 2-Pack, $110 (PS4/Wii U Only)]

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[Guitar Hero Live 1-Pack, $65 (all platforms]

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The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

Walmart’s offering $30 off when you two select games from a list of most of the games that are relevant right now. Options include Fallout 4, Metal Gear Solid V, Star Wars: Battlefront, and lots more. [Buy two games, get $30 off]


The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

Unlike most sound bars, Bose’s 4.5 star-rated Solo 15 sound system is deep enough for your TV to actually sit on, if that would work better for your current home theater arrangement. If you’re still listening to audio through your TV’s built-in speakers, this will be revelatory.

The Solo 15 normally sells for $400, but Amazon’s knocked an extra $100 off as part of their Deals Week promotions. It’s only available today though, so be sure to grab yours while you can. [Bose Solo 15 TV Sound System, $299]

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More Black Friday Sound Bar Deals:

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The a6000 is my personal camera of choice, with ludicrously fast autofocus, a good lens ecosystem, a small footprint, and a digital viewfinder that’s not terrible to use. It’s under $700 today with two lenses that together will more than cover the range you care about. [a6000 with 55-210mm and 16-50mm Power Zoom Lenses, $696] - Shane (here are some a6000 photos from Iceland)

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If you’re looking to spend a bit less, or get into the Canon ecosystem, or want a standard-sized DLSR, this Canon SL1 bundle is also a great deal. [Canon EOS Rebel SL1 Digital SLR with 18-55mm STM + 75-300mm f/4-5.6 III Lens Bundle, $499]

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The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

While tablets and big phones may have stolen their thunder, there’s still no better digital reading experience than an e-ink Kindle, and you can save $20-$30 on yours for Black Friday.

Personally, I think it’s worth spending the extra $50 for the Paperwhite’s 300dpi screen and built-in reading light, but they both have access to Amazon’s vast ebook ecosystem, so you can’t go wrong either way.

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The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

There’s no need to wait for next week if you’re in the market for a new TV, because a whole bunch of confirmed Black Friday deals are already live. We’ve highlighted a few of our favorites below, but check out the “Televisions” section of the post for more options.


The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

If your home networking needs are more advanced than most, this absurdly-powerful TP-LINK Archer C3200 is down to an all-time low price for Black Friday. Its little brother, the Archer C7, won a coveted Wirecutter recommendation for best router, but the C3200 offers greater range and throughput speed. [TP-LINK AC3200 Tri-Band Wireless Gigabit Wi-Fi Router (Archer C3200), $230]

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The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

Are curved monitors a gimmick? Who cares, they look really cool! If you’ve been holding out for a deal to pick one up yourself, Amazon’s taken $100 off the usual price of both of these Samsung 1080p models for Black Friday.

Samsung 27-Inch Curved Screen LED-Lit Monitor ($250) | Amazon

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Samsung 23.6-Inch Curved Screen LED-lit Monitor ($150) | Amazon


The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

Unlike the HERO 4 line, GoPro’s consumer-grade HERO cameras rarely get deals, but Black Friday is a happy exception. Today, you can choose between a $30 gift card from Best Buy, or a $20 discount from Amazon on the GoPro Hero+. [GoPro Hero+ Action Cam + $30 Best Buy Gift Card, $200 at Best Buy. Also $180 with no gift card at Amazon.]

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If you want a full rundown on specs and options, Gizmodo has a great rundown.

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The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

The #1 bestseller in pedometers, the Fitbit Charge, is just $90 today. Nothing like a constant reminder of your lethargy on your wrist to keep you moving. [Fitbit Charge, $90]

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The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

Dorco makes some of the best razors on the market, including the ones you get every month in your Dollar Shave Club box. If you don’t mind buying in bulk though, you can save even more in their early Black Friday sale. Plus, if you spend $10, your order ships for free. [$20 off Any $50 Dorco Order, Promo code GiftDorcoNov]

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The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

If you think you need faster (more expensive) SSDs than Samsung’s EVO series, you’re probably wrong, especially at these prices.

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The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

In some ways, the Pebble Time is actually the best smartwatch you can buy, and Woot just beat everybody else’s $129 Black Friday pricing on the wearable. It’s only available today though, so don’t waste any...time. [Pebble - Time Smartwatch, $125]

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The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

The holidays are coming, and that means you can’t avoid hanging out with your family. Luckily, these board games can pass the time, and some of them are actually fun. [Buy Two Board Games, Get One Free]


The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

Anker makes some of the best and most popular charging gear in the world, and a huge assortment of it is on sale today on Amazon. These battery packs, USB chargers, and kevlar-wrapped Lightning cables would all make great gifts for the holidays, so stock up while they’re cheap.

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Anker PowerCore+ 13400 Premium Aluminum Portable Charger (Black) ($28) | Amazon | Promo code QSONC9X7

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The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

Most gaming mice look like futuristic EMP grenades or robotic pets, but Razer’s DeathAdder became one of your favorite gaming mice by keeping things clean and simple. Want to try one out, or buy it for the gamer in your life this holiday season? Amazon’s marked it down to $40 today, the best price we’ve ever seen. [Razer DeathAdder, $40]

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The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

The Philips Norelco Multigroom 5100 is actually seven different grooming tools rolled up into one device, and you can own one for an all-time low $25 today on Amazon. [Philips Norelco Multigroom 5100 Grooming Kit, $25 after $5 Off Coupon]

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Save even more over the holidays with a rewards credit card. Chase Freedom is offering a massive 10% back on Amazon Nov. 23-Dec. 31. Read more and see your other best reward credit card options here.

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Vandal Savage Strikes In The First Trailer for Legends of Tomorrow

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We got the briefest of glimpses for Legends of Tomorrow earlier this year, when Oliver and Barry teamed up to recruit a team of time-travelling superheroes and villains. But now we’ve got our first offical look at the series, and it’s looking amazing.

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There’s a mix of old and new footage in here, but we get to meet the full team with some great shots—The Atom shrinking and growing to fight goons, Firestorm’s new costume, Captain Cold getting to wallop Ray in the face (because come on, wouldn’t he?) and the Hawks in action both against Savage’s forces and... each other? And then there’s Arthur Darvill pulling his best Doctor Who impression as Rip Hunter. Time travel! Timeline changes! The most oblique references to Batman and Superman in the CW universe ever! Oh, we can’t wait.

But before all that, Savage will make his debut in the upcoming Flash/Arrow crossover special. You can take a look at at next week’s “Heroes Join Forces” crossover event—including more Hawkpeople, more Vandal Savage, and way mo’ problems for Oliver and Barry—below:

It appears that we’re going to get to see a lot of Vandal Savage’s past as an extra on Exodus: Gods and Kings a warlord, which makes sense, being as this is the big set-up for the Legends of Tomorrow. I would be annoyed, except that it’s always a good time when Ollie and Barry work together. Plus, the fact that both Hawkgirl and Hawkman are with them means there’s a lot of potential for Diggle to be completely boggled at everyone’s superpowers, and that’s always hilarious.

Legends of Tomorrow begins January 21st on the CW. Arrow and Flash’s crossover begins next week on December 1st.


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Netflix and Marvel Know the Exact Ten Seconds Which Will Make Us Squeal 

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Netflix and Marvel Know the Exact Ten Seconds Which Will Make Us Squeal 

Last week, the Daredevil Twitter account had a short video of Luke’s taking over for Josie’s in Hell’s Kitchen. Now, Jessica Jones is getting in on the act.

I guess if you need a lawyer in New York, and you’re the kind of girl who can punch through walls, this is the card you’ll eventually get. this is ten seconds. There aren’t even any faces or dialogue. And it somehow all we’ve wanted. Plus, if you’ve seen Jessica Jones, it gets you running on completely half-baked theories for the next season already. The internet is a great and terrible power.


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A New Science Fiction Magazine That Aims To Be The Most Beautiful of Them All 

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A New Science Fiction Magazine That Aims To Be The Most Beautiful of Them All 

A new project on Kickstarter aims to create the most beautiful science fiction magazine ever. Considering the team behind TYCHO, we think they can pull it off.

TYCHO will be “a visually compelling love letter to science fiction” in a bound journal of “wonderful, heavy paper stock” that can live forever on your coffeetable or bookshelf. The creators envision a publication that features short fiction, essays, profiles, interviews, comics, photography, and more—all laid out with scrupulous attention to design details.

A New Science Fiction Magazine That Aims To Be The Most Beautiful of Them All 

TYCHO plans to publish original writing but also work as a pure art magazine, and 32% of its budget is earmarked to pay contributors. So how will the team generate an “un-disposable, indispensable, contemporary science fiction artifact” instead of a throwaway periodical? It’s a tall order, but the people behind TYCHO have the chops:

The EIC is Adam Brent Houghtaling, an author and former EIC of BlackBook Magazine, the Executive Publisher is Cici James, founder of NYC’s SF&F bookstore Singularity & Co. and publisher of its Save-the-Sci-Fi project (disclosure: I used to work at Singularity & Co.), Art Director Esther Wu has a shiny minted degree from SVA, and Contributing Editor Ryan Britt has written for the likes of Tor.com, The New York Times and OMNI, and is the author of the excellently-named Luke Skywalker Can’t Read and Other Geeky Truths. This is a group steeped in science fiction, excited to make a new space to feature all kinds of creative output from the genre universe.

Plus TYCHO’s advisory board is awesome:

  • Super-hacker, security expert, and holder of one of the seven keys to internet, Dan Kaminsky
  • Actor and science fiction devotee, Paul Giamatti
  • Clarkesworld founder and editor, Neil Clarke
  • Futurist, Vice Motherboard/Terraform Editor, and Yacht vocalist, Claire L. Evans
  • Executive Publisher of Art Forum magazine, Knight Landesman
  • Creative Director of Orbit Books and Yen Press, Laura Panepinto
  • Director of the Brooklyn Law BLIP Clinic, Jonathan Askin

A $25 pledge will score you the first issue of TYCHO, and there are a bunch of cool perks at higher levels, like funky tote bags and this hoodie featuring magazine namesake Tycho Brahe, “the Kanye West of 16th century astronomy,” that I really wish I was wearing right now.

A New Science Fiction Magazine That Aims To Be The Most Beautiful of Them All 

[TYCHO Kickstarter]

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