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The Truth Is in This X-Files-Themed Art Show

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The Truth Is in This X-Files-Themed Art Show

In celebration of the return of The X-Files, the iam8bit gallery in Los Angeles is teaming up with Poster Posse to present an entirely Mulder, Scully, and friends-themed art show. And the art? Is great.

If you’re in Los Angeles from tomorrow until February 14, you can stop in to the gallery and see the show. If you’re not, but you want to cover your walls in this art (or pick up the X-Files coloring book iam8bit is also selling), it will all be available online after the gallery show opens tomorrow evening. Here are a few samples of what you can get:

The Truth Is in This X-Files-Themed Art Show

By Nicholas Bannister

The Truth Is in This X-Files-Themed Art Show

By Harlan Elam

The Truth Is in This X-Files-Themed Art Show

By Dee Chavez

The Truth Is in This X-Files-Themed Art Show

By Chris Malbone

The Truth Is in This X-Files-Themed Art Show

By Alex Griendling

The Truth Is in This X-Files-Themed Art Show

By Justin Cybulski

This short gallery show celebrates the fourth episode in the new X-Files miniseries, “Home Again,” which airs February 8 on Fox.

Top image by Mark Borgions.



Today's Best Deals: Anker Audio, Costco Membership, Laundry Folder, and More

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Today's Best Deals: Anker Audio, Costco Membership, Laundry Folder, and More

Anker’s long-awaited Bluetooth earbuds, a $2 keychain multitool, and a heavily-incentivized Costco membership lead off today’s best deals. Bookmark Kinja Deals and follow us on Twitter to never miss a deal. Commerce Content is independent of Editorial and Advertising, and if you buy something through our posts, we may get a small share of the sale. Click here to learn more.

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Update: All sold out. Hope you got a pair!

We’ve featured an endless parade of affordable Bluetooth earbuds from various manufacturers on Kinja Deals over the past year or so, but a new heavyweight just entered the ring, and their first attempt is already on sale.

Anker’s brand new SoundBuds Bluetooth earbuds run circles around the competition with a 66' Bluetooth range (in ideal circumstances, but still), while offering eight hours of battery life, which is on the high end for this sort of product. Anker only released this a few days ago, so there aren’t a ton of reviews yet, but the early feedback is overwhelmingly positive. Plus, in nearly three years of doing this, I don’t think we’ve ever heard one unkind word about Anker products from our readers. [Anker SoundBuds Bluetooth Earbuds, $23-$25 (depending on color) with 10% off code NKJTGELK. Take 15% off two pairs with code NSJ7ZWKS]

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We’ve seen a few great deals on cordless vacuum cleaners lately, but if you’re still tripping over an old-fashioned plug-in model at home, here’s another chance to cut the cord.

The Hoover Linx features an 18-volt battery, a motorized brush that you can turn on and off, and an easy-to-empty receptacle. It normally retails for $130-$160, but today, you can grab one for $90. [Hoover Linx Cordless Stick Vacuum Cleaner, $90]

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Update 2: Here’s a similar item for just $1 on eBay!

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Update: Sold out at $2, but you can still get it for around $4.

Well this is fun. This key-sized multitool includes a bottle opener, nail file, thread cutter, three screwdrivers, and tweezers. For $2, why wouldn’t you buy it? [Utili-Key Bottle Opener Multitool, $2]

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If winter has cracked your lips and turned your hands scaly, a good humidifier could be just what the doctor ordered. This Air-O-Swiss ultrasonic model was one of your five favorites, and it’s never been cheaper before. [Air-O-Swiss Ultrasonic Humidifier, $115]

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UE’s new Roll Bluetooth speaker is the company’s smallest offering, and early reviews indicate that it lives up to its UE Boom predecessors. If you’ve been waiting for a discount to pick one up, Amazon’s taking $30 off most of the colors they offer right now. That’s a match for the best price we’ve ever seen. [UE Roll Waterproof Bluetooth Speaker, $70]

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Everyone needs to take care of their teeth, so you might as well take advantage of this 30% off deal on Colgate products, courtesy of Amazon. Inside, you’ll find dozens of different toothbrush, toothpaste, and mouthwash varieties eligible for the discount. Just note that your final price won’t show up until checkout, and to get the coupon, you’ll have to order via Amazon’s Subscribe & Save program. [Extra 30% off Colgate Products]


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If you want a tablet to basically use as a portable TV (that’s basically what my iPad is at this point), a big screen is important, and you’d be hard pressed to find a better deal right now than Amazon’s Fire HD 10 for $180.

It’s not as fast as an iPad, it doesn’t have as many apps as a standard Android tablet, and its 1280x800 screen is far from spectacular. But if you just want to binge on Jessica Jones while you cook dinner, it’s tough to beat an internet-connected 10” screen for this price. [Amazon Fire HD 10, $180]

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If you can’t afford an Oculus Rift and a computer to run it, this Google Cardboard-compatible View-Master headset only requires your phone, and can be yours for just $19 (if you’re a Prime member, that is). That’s only about a dollar less than its previous low price, but this is still one of the best “premium” Google Cardboard viewers out there. [Viewmaster VR With Google Cardboard Support, $20]

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If you live near a Costco, but never got around to joining, this deal should be enough to push you over the edge. You’ll still have to pay the standard $55 for a new Gold Star membership, but you’ll get a $20 gift card, 72 free AA batteries, a food court pizza, and a big bag of tortilla chips for free, plus a coupon for $25 off a $250 online order. Just note that this deal is valid for new Costco members only. [Costco Membership w/ $20 Gift Card and Three Free Items, $55]

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The Logitech G502 was your choice for best gaming mouse (though you don’t need to be a gamer to appreciate its benefits), and you can pick one up for an all-time low $50 today.

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The marquee spec here is the DPI range of 200-12,000, adjustable on the fly. There are also five easily movable and removable weights, and 11 customizable buttons, along with the classic Logitech dual-mode scroll wheel. Mechanical microswitches and a braided cable are also nice touches. [Logitech G502 Proteus Core Optical Gaming Mouse, $50]

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You can never have too many Lightning cables, and we’ve got two great options on sale today from RAVPower.

2-Pack RAVPower Lightning Cables ($8) | Amazon | Promo code 4BXRUCZZ

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Death, taxes, and not having enough power outlets. These are the bounds of our mortal existence, but you can at least do something about the third. There’s nothing particularly noteworthy or exciting about this surge protector, but it’s $7, and it never hurts to keep a spare. [Belkin 6-Outlet Commercial Surge Protector with Rotating Plug (6 Feet), $7]

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$20 is a very good price for any 20,000mAh USB battery pack, and this one actually includes a built-in solar panel to recharge itself. While that’s going to be much slower than recharging over microUSB, it can still top off the battery if you leave it out in the sun for a few hours, so it’s a nice little bonus. [ZeroLemon SolarJuice 20000mAh Fast Portable Charger with Solar Charging Technology, $20 with code Z36GZOGN]

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You know all of those little Apple USB charging bricks sitting in your drawer? The clever NomadPlus USB charger can transform one into a travel-friendly portable battery pack, and it’s down to just $15 today.

While undoubtedly clever, the NomadPlus has always been a tough sell at its usual $40, but you can grab one on Amazon right now for $15 shipped. That’s still a decent price premium over a standalone battery pack, but if you appreciate good design, and only want to carry around a single charging solution, it’s a fantastic deal. It would also make a great gift for your less tech-savvy friends who would never remember to charge a standalone battery pack. [NomadPlus iPhone Charger, $15]

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You only really reap the benefits of Qi wireless charging if you scatter the pads all around your home and office for quick charges throughout the day. Luckily, you can afford to do just that with this deal. [TechMatte PowerPod 2 Qi Wireless Charging Pad, $11]

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We’ve seen cheaper water-resistant Bluetooth speakers, but Mpow’s $28 Armor speaker includes a dedicated 1,000mAh backup battery to charge your phone. I wouldn’t recommend doing that in the shower, but this would be perfect for a camping trip or a day at the beach. [Mpow Armor Water Resistant Bluetooth Speaker with Additional 1000 mAh Emergency Power Bank, $28 with code VNZDPEWC]

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If you’re ready to upgrade your computer monitor to 4K, this refurbished 28" Samsung is the cheapest 60Hz option we’ve ever seen. [Refurb Samsung U28E590D 28" 4K Ultra High Definition (UHD) LED-backlit Monitor, $305]

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Folding clothes isn’t far below scrubbing toilets on my list of least favorite chores, but a laundry board can speed up the process considerably. All it takes is three steps and three seconds once you lay a garment on top, and your clothes will come out perfectly folded every time. [Ohuhu Clothes Folder, $13 with code V2CBBMVF]

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We post a lot of deals on IR thermometers, but if you haven’t picked one up yet, $13 is a great price. These things are perfect for everything from cooking to finding air heating and air conditioning leaks in your house, but more importantly, they’re just a ton of fun to mess around with. [Dr.Meter IR-20 Non-contact Digital Laser Infrared Thermometer, $13 with code 7U92YSVL]

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You never want to be in a situation where you need a solar and hand crank-powered weather radio with a flashlight and USB port for charging your phone, but when you can get one for $18, you probably should buy it just in case. [Esky ES-CR01 Dynamo Emergency Solar Hand Crank AM/FM/NOAA Weather Radio, LED Flashlight, Power Bank, $18 with code LWI8ROFG]

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I don’t think this will last long, but this is a fantastic deal if you can snag it. I use my SodaStream on an almost daily basis. [SodaStream Fountain Jet Soda Maker Starter Kit, $48]

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PlayStation Plus memberships occasionally dip down to $40, but if your subscription is about to lapse, this $43 deal will work in a pinch. [PlayStation Plus, $43]

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Dell’s P2415Q 4K monitor has always been the most affordable 4K IPS display on the market, but today, it’s all the way down to $425 with promo code STACK15%, along with a free $125 Dell promo gift card.

If you aren’t familiar, IPS displays boast superior color accuracy and viewing angles compared to the TN panels you’ll find in most cheap 4K monitors, and with this deal, you’re basically getting IPS for “free” compared to the going rate for similar 4K displays. I happen to own this exact monitor, and I absolutely love it. [Dell P2415Q 24” 4K IPS Display, $425 + $125 promo gift card with code STACK15%]

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The humble Raspberry Pi has been inspiring clever hacks for years, and whether you’re new to the Pi or just want to upgrade your original model, we’ve found a great deal on the new (and much-improved) Raspberry Pi 2.

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This $58 kit comes with everything you need to get started, including a case, Wi-Fi module, microSD card, power supply, and noise filter. If you need some inspiration, Lifehacker has written approximately 17 billion articles on the Pi, including a instructions to turn it into a retro gaming console, and a ton of other fun project ideas to get you started. [Raspberry Pi 2 Model B Starter Kit, $58 with code AY2SHMY9]

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It wasn’t long ago that portable, USB-powered external hard drives maxed out at 2TB, but Seagate’s new Backup Plus manages to double that, and you can pick one up for an all-time low $120 today. That price even includes 200GB of Microsoft OneDrive storage for two years, which is a $96 value on its own.

We’re not sure how long this deal will last, so if you need to keep a lot of storage in your travel bag, or plugged into your Xbox One, I’d grab this quickly. [Seagate Backup Plus 4TB + 200GB Microsoft OneDrive, $120]

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I’m pretty sure this is the first time anyone’s sent us a deal on a drinking game set, so we just had to post it. The included shot glasses are even made out of real glass, shockingly enough. [Ohuhu Shot Glass Roulette Drinking Game Set (2 Balls and 16 Glasses), $13 with code 54P7RFQL]

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This Bluetooth speaker might cost a bit more than others that we list, but having owned it for about a month now, I can tell you the the sound quality absolutely blows away my trusty Jawbone Jambox, and Anker isn’t exaggerating when it boasts about 24 hour battery life. [Anker SoundCore Dual-Driver Portable Bluetooth Speaker, $36 with code NKJTGELK]

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Most smartphone cameras are crazy-good these days, but if you want a little more versatility, this $10 kit lets you take fisheye, wide angle, and up-close macro shots that you could never get otherwise. [Aukey 3 in 1 Clip-on Cell Phone Camera Lens Kit, $10 with code 3QZSUUIX]

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George R.R. Martin Made Me Feel Unspeakably Depressed Yet Again

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George R.R. Martin Made Me Feel Unspeakably Depressed Yet Again

Few authors have as much power to draw you in with fun characters and thrilling adventures—and then crush your spirit utterly—as George R.R. Martin. But the latest way that Martin managed to make me lose all hope for humanity was especially sneaky. And just tremendously soul-shredding.

Here’s your spoiler warning—if you’re not up to speed on all things GRRM, you might get spoiled. Really! I can’t go into any more detail without actually giving a spoiler. Here’s a gif of Jon Snow versus Michael Jackson, to let you decide whether to take the plunge.

George R.R. Martin Made Me Feel Unspeakably Depressed Yet Again

So I am speaking of the Dunk and Egg tales. They’ve been around for years, but I hadn’t gotten around to reading them until they were collected in a shiny volume late last year, called A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.

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These are a series of three novellas, which take place decades before A Game of Thrones, and they follow a hedge knight named Ser Duncan the Tall (aka “Dunk”) who somehow acquires a very unusual squire named “Egg.” In fact, Egg is really Aegon Targaryen, a royal prince who is too far down the line of succession to have much hope of gaining the throne. Dunk and Egg travel around, having adventures, and Egg sees how the common people live, in a similar fashion to King Arthur going by “Wart” in The Once and Future King.

These stories are more light-hearted and whimsical than Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire tends to be, because they take place more or less during peacetime, and the stakes are generally lower (apart from some larger conspiracies here and there.) But they frequently deal with the awful consequences of those endless wars of dynastic succession in Westeros. And in the second, and most fascinating, story, Dunk and Egg deal with a minor local lord, whose neighbor has annexed his stream, and it’s a microcosm of how difficult and complicated government can be.

George R.R. Martin Made Me Feel Unspeakably Depressed Yet Again

As I wrote in my review back in October, Dunk and Egg have a cameraderie that feels very reminiscent of Pod and Brienne in the other books. And even though we know that Egg will become King Aegon V, he and Dunk feel like total underdogs, who sleep in ditches and get a raw deal every time. Dunk is always threatening to clout the future king on the ear, and their friendship is both sweet and earthy.

And the “royal person moves among ordinary people in disguise” trope is one of the best, full stop. Besides Wart, there’s Hal in Shakespeare’s Henry V, and all the many incognito princesses. We’re conditioned by pop culture to believe that any prince or princess who goes among the common people will become an amazing ruler, whose reign will be both just and harmonious. And part of what we see happening in the Dunk and Egg stories is Egg discovering for himself just how challenging and insoluble the problems of statecraft are.

So you sort of expect to end with a hazy sense that Egg became a wise king, who ruled over a contented, peaceful realm, as a result of all the wisdom he gained from being “half a peasant” in his youth. Right?

But this is George R.R. Martin we’re talking about here.

When we talked to Martin at Comic-Con 2013, he told us:

There is always this presumption that if you are a good man, you will be a good king. [Like] Tolkien — in Return of the King, Aragorn comes back and becomes king, and then “he ruled wisely for three hundred years.” Okay, fine. It is easy to write that sentence, “He ruled wisely”.

What does that mean, “He ruled wisely?” What were his tax policies? What did he do when two lords were making war on each other? Or barbarians were coming in from the North? What was his immigration policy? What about equal rights for Orcs? I mean did he just pursue a genocidal policy, “Let’s kill all these fucking Orcs who are still left over”? Or did he try to redeem them? You never actually see the nitty-gritty of ruling.

I guess there is an element of fantasy readers that don’t want to see that. I find that fascinating.

So maybe I shouldn’t have been so disappointed when I found out what actually happens when Egg the lovable squire becomes a king. Martin published a ginormous volume called The World of Ice and Fire back in 2014, and it contains the whole story of Aegon V’s reign. Given that Aegon ruled not long before King Robert—his older brother Maester Aemon is still alive in A Game of Thrones—it makes sense that Aegon didn’t leave Westeros a paradise. But still, it’s a major bummer.

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Basically, Egg becomes king because there are no other better heirs, although it takes a Great Council of hundreds of lords to decide on the succession. And then... shit happens.

First off, Aegon takes the throne in the middle of an epic winter that lasts years, and causes widespread starvation—and his attempts to send grain to ease the hunger in the north only win him more enemies in the south. And those wars of dynastic succession which caused complications for young Egg are still going on once he becomes king. As The World of Ice and Fire puts it, “the unlikely king was forced to spend much of his reign in armor, quelling one rising or another.”

George R.R. Martin Made Me Feel Unspeakably Depressed Yet Again

Meanwhile, Aegon attempts to push through reforms to give more rights and protections to the common people, but this only provoked defiance from the lords under him. The more Aegon tried to rule, the more frustrated he became by the process of compromise. It seems like, reading between the lines, he learned compassion for the smallfolk, but not realpolitik, from his time as a squire. Even though he witnessed firsthand the trickiness of sorting out disputes like the one over a minor lord’s “Chequy water,” he hasn’t fully taken on board how difficult statecraft actually is.

And then there are Aegon’s children. He married for love, back when nobody thought he had a serious shot at becoming king. And now, all of his kids want to marry for love as well. (Including one son and daughter who want to carry on the fine Targaryen tradition of incestuous marriage.) Aegon has promised all his kids in marriage to various noble houses, and this is a major cornerstone in his plan to build support for his reforms among the nobility—so it’s a huge setback when all of his kids defy him and marry whom they want.

So Aegon’s reign wasn’t particularly successful, overall. He was constantly fighting off rebels, sellswords and pretenders. His reforms were thwarted at every turn. His kids screwed him over. But that’s not why the story of Dunk and Egg leaves me feeling utterly depressed. Rather, I’m horribly bummed about the way they both die.

George R.R. Martin Made Me Feel Unspeakably Depressed Yet Again

After facing defiance from his lords and his children, King Aegon becomes obsessed with bringing back dragons. If only he had command of some dragons, the way his ancestors did, he figures he could make everybody obey him. Instead of finding a practical solution to his problems as a ruler, or deploying any of the underdog, scrappy resourcefulness that he was so good at as a boy, he decides his only hope is to wield a few WMDs, so he can exercise despotic power for the good of the realm.

As Aegon gets older, his desire to find a way to bring back dragons grows, until it’s all he can think about. He sends people all over the place, to the farthest reaches of Essos, in search of lore that could bring those dragon eggs back to life and make them hatch once more.

And then, just as Aegon is celebrating the birth of his grandson Rhaegar Targaryen (who later gets killed by King Robert), he does some final experiment to try and bring back dragons. The World of Ice and Fire is vague about what actually happens. But according to other sources I’ve read online, Aegon tries to use wildfire (the stuff that Tyrion uses to nuke Stannis’ fleet) to microwave a dragon egg. And it kills not just himself, but Dunk and a bunch of other people. So Egg dies in the most pointless, foolish, arrogant manner possible, and takes his best friend with him.

Not only that, but in his obsession with dragons, King Aegon has neglected the threat of the “Ninepenny Kings,” an alliance of sellswords with a pretender to the throne, Maelys the Monstrous. As soon as Aegon is dead, the Ninepenny Kings descend and plunge Westeros into a new and horrendous war, that is only settled when a young knight named Ser Barristan Selmy slays Maelys the Monstrous in single combat. Aegon’s son reigns only a couple years, and then is succeeded by... the Mad King.

So even in the short term, Aegon didn’t really leave Westeros better than he found it, and if he hadn’t gotten obsessed with bringing back dragons at the expense of actually ruling, he could have saved everyone a lot of suffering. But his pointless death is what shows that he didn’t really learn enough from his unique experience, back when he was known as Egg.

Top image: Song of Ice and Fire Calendar 2014, art by Gary Gianni. Jon Snow vs. Michael Jackson gif via Sawdust Films. All other art by Gary Gianni, from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.


Charlie Jane Anders is the author of All The Birds in the Sky, which is available now. Here’s what people have been saying about it. Follow her on Twitter, and email her.

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Bryan Singer Confirms He'll Soon Begin Work on 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea 

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Bryan Singer Confirms He'll Soon Begin Work on 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea 

On his 50th birthday in September, director Bryan Singer posted an Instagram photo of a script he’d co-written for a new adaptation of Jules Verne’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, dubbing it “a story I’ve wanted to retell since childhood ... an adventure very dear to my heart.” And now, it’s happening.

The 1954 Disney version is the story’s best-known screen take—until now. Singer, who’s best-known for his four X-Men films (including X-Men: Apocalypse, due in May) as well as The Usual Suspects and Superman Returns, just confirmed the news to Deadline:

“I’m incredibly excited to be working with my friends at Fox, with whom I’ve had such a long and fruitful relationship,” he said. “Ever since I was a boy and first discovered the 1870 Jules Verne novel, I have dreamt of retelling this classic story. Without revealing too much, it contains not only the original characters of Captain Nemo, Ned Land and Professor Aronnax, but also some new and original characters and Sci Fi plot twists culminating in a timeless adventure for all ages.”

Deadline says Fox is aiming to start production in the fall, which means some casting news can’t be far behind this announcement. Though X-Men star Patrick Stewart might seem an obvious, James Mason-esque choice for Captain Nemo, here’s hoping the new film hews closer to Verne’s original character (the son of an Indian Raja) and doesn’t cast a white guy in the iconic role.

Top image: Divers from the submarine Nautilus harvest kelp and hunt fish in this scene from the 1954 film ‘20,000 Leagues Under The Sea’, adapted from the novel by Jules Verne. The film was directed by Richard Fleischer for Walt Disney Pictures. (Photo by Hulton Archive/Getty Images)

Star Wars: Reimagined Gives The Galaxy Some Fresh New Looks

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Star Wars: Reimagined Gives The Galaxy Some Fresh New Looks

A group of artists over on CG+, many of them professionals working in video games, have for the past few months been submitting some incredible entries in a competition called Star Wars: Reimagined.

The brief was simple: to “to re-imagine your favorite character, creature or vehicle from the Star Wars universe.” Entries are now closed, and while the winners have yet to be announced, a quick look over some of the better entries showcases a lot of stuff that at worst I’d want a print of, and at best some very expensive action figures.

To see the larger pics in all their glory (or, if they’re big enough, so you can save them as wallpaper), click on the “expand” button in the top-left corner.

Fine Art is a celebration of the work of video game artists, showcasing the best of both their professional and personal portfolios. If you’re in the business and have some concept, environment, promotional or character art you’d like to share, drop us a line!


Star Wars: Reimagined Gives The Galaxy Some Fresh New Looks

By Marcelo Laborda


Star Wars: Reimagined Gives The Galaxy Some Fresh New Looks

By Jeronimo Gomez


Star Wars: Reimagined Gives The Galaxy Some Fresh New Looks

By Nicolas Gekko


Star Wars: Reimagined Gives The Galaxy Some Fresh New Looks

By Stepan Alekseev


Star Wars: Reimagined Gives The Galaxy Some Fresh New Looks

By Riyahd Cassiem (we actually showcased a 3D model of this last week)


Star Wars: Reimagined Gives The Galaxy Some Fresh New Looks

By Gregory Vlasenko


Star Wars: Reimagined Gives The Galaxy Some Fresh New Looks

By Pirkka Harvala


Star Wars: Reimagined Gives The Galaxy Some Fresh New Looks

By Andrei Pervukhin


Star Wars: Reimagined Gives The Galaxy Some Fresh New Looks

By Carlos Villa


Star Wars: Reimagined Gives The Galaxy Some Fresh New Looks

By Jake Rowlands

A Museum's 155-Year-Old Antique Mouse Trap Is Still Catching Rodents

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A Museum's 155-Year-Old Antique Mouse Trap Is Still Catching Rodents

Now here’s a testament to build quality. If you’ve ever lamented about your electronics dying after just a few years, you’ll be impressed with Colin Pullinger & Sons’ Perpetual Mouse Trap which, 155 years after its design was originally patented, is still successfully catching mice.

A Museum's 155-Year-Old Antique Mouse Trap Is Still Catching Rodents

They say if you build a better mouse trap the world will beat a path to your door, but apparently mankind’s mouse trapping ingenuity peaked back in the late 1800s. Yesterday, the Assistant Curator of the Museum of English Rural Life (MERL), at the University of Reading, in the UK, discovered that the antique trap had worked once again, trapping and killing a mouse that had somehow snuck into the museum.

A Museum's 155-Year-Old Antique Mouse Trap Is Still Catching Rodents

The terrible irony of the mouse’s demise was that having successfully snuck into the museum, it had access to a lifetime’s supply of wood and paper products for it to survive on—and possibly even build a cozy little mouse cabin with.

But, even though the Colin Pullinger & Sons trap hadn’t been baited for decades, the mouse still decided that climbing inside was a great place to start its explorations of the museum. And devoid of batteries, electronics, or other components that would have degraded and stopped working after 155 years, the trap still performed as admirably as it would have the day it was first assembled.

As for what’s left of the mouse, the museum and university are debating having it taxidermied and put on display alongside the trap, as a testament to its ‘Will Last a Lifetime’ claims.

[University of Reading via Atlas Obscura]

Galaxy Quest's Happy Ending Is Actually an Evil Government Reality Show

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In the last scene of Galaxy Quest, we see the once-washed-up actors, previously stuck in a decades-long hell of fan expos and ribbon-cuttings, back on the airwaves in a brand new show for the next generation of sci-fi fans! …Or so we think. There’s actually much, much more to it. And it involves energy-hungry feds and America’s obsession with unscripted TV.

Galaxy Quest: The Journey Continues is actually a reality show. The cast and the Thermians actually travel the galaxy in the bona fide spaceship, scoring monster ratings while also scoring the US government powerful energy sources from the far reaches of space.

That’s why the ending is even cooler than you think. Everybody wins! The cast get the most insane gig in Hollywood history, the studio saves money on special effects, the hero-worshipping Thermians continue fawning over the crew, and the government gets a space ship to search for nuclear fuel and rare elements.

The Journey Continues viewers win, too—they’re watching the greatest show of all time.

I Wrote a Weird Book About Two People Who Belong in Different Stories

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I Wrote a Weird Book About Two People Who Belong in Different Stories

A young witch and a wild science genius—the characters in my new novel All the Birds in the Sky don’t even belong in the same book together. They’re misfits in the eyes of the world, but they’re also weird to each other. And that turns out to be the most fun thing to explore. Read an excerpt and see for yourself!

All the Birds in the Sky has been out for a week or so, and it’s been an intense ride. Getting to geek out with people about this book has been really fun. This is a book that brings together two different genres—but more than that, it’s about two people who belong to two different worlds, and how they learn from each other.

Patricia, the witch, feels isolated and miserable in middle school, but then she grows up and joins a whole secret community of witches. Laurence is bullied and misunderstood as a kid, but then he gets to work with some of the coolest science geeks on Earth as an adult. I feel like this book ended up having a lot of stuff about growing up weird and then finding the people you belong with—and the ways that that, too, can get complicated and scary.

So I’m stoked to share with you an excerpt from All the Birds in the Sky, focusing on the part where Laurence meets all of Patricia’s fellow witches for the first time. I’m also reading from the book tonight at Skylight Books in Los Angeles!

http://www.amazon.com/All-Birds-Char...

Danger: Bookstore Is Open!

Laurence had just enough time to run home, take a quick shower, and change before he had to be back in the Mission to see Patricia. They were meeting at some kind of used bookstore where one of the witches lived. Like, he was disabled or homebound or something, so he just spent all day and all night in his tiny bookshop, which Laurence suspected was illegal, right?

He was the kind of sleep deprived where he saw LCD-monitor ghosts when he closed his eyes. When he was a couple blocks away from that bookstore, on the corner near the bacon-wrapped sausage cart, Laurence felt a panic attack starting. He was going to say the wrong thing, and these people would turn him into a knickknack. Like Mr. Rose.

“Practice your breathing,” Laurence told himself. He managed to get some oxygen into his brain, and it was like a temporary workaround for sleep deprivation. He was probably dehydrated thanks to this crazy heat wave, so he bought some water from the bacon-wrapped sausage guy. Then he made himself walk to the three-story mall with the Spanish-language signs. For Patricia, whom he sensed he really wanted in his life.

The mall looked deserted, and there was only one bulb on the ground floor to guide him to the winding staircase that led, past beauty-supply stores that looked dead, up to the top floor, where a sign read: “DANGER. BOOKSTORE IS OPEN.” Laurence hesitated, then pushed open the doorway to Danger Bookstore, with a jangle of chimes.

The bookstore was one surprisingly spacious room, with an ancient rug that looked symmetrical until you noticed that the big wheel of fire and flowers at the center was rolling off to the right. Bookshelves covered the walls and also jutted sideways into the room, and they were divided into categories like “Exiles And Stowaways,” “Ideas Too Good to Be True,” or “Scary Love Stories.” The books were about half-English, half-Spanish. Besides books, every shelf had memorabilia perched on its edge: an ancient ceremonial dagger, a plastic dragon, an assortment of ancient coins, and a whalebone that supposedly came from Queen Victoria’s corset.

I Wrote a Weird Book About Two People Who Belong in Different Stories

Laurence didn’t get two steps inside Danger before someone ran an ultraviolet wand over him, to kill most of the bacteria on his skin. Patricia rose from one of the fancy upholstered chairs and hugged him, whispering that Laurence must not touch Ernesto, the man on the red chaise longue—the one who never left the bookstore. Ernesto hadn’t been out in the sun for decades, but his skin was still a warm brown, and his long, high-cheekboned face had deep wrinkles. His gray hair was in a single braid, and he wore eyeliner or kohl around his eyes. He was wearing a crimson smoking jacket and silky blue pajama pants, so his outfit looked quasi-Hefnerian. He greeted Laurence without rising from his chaise.

Everybody was super-friendly. Laurence’s first impression wasn’t of any one person, but just of a gaggle of people all talking at the same time and clustering around him, with Patricia watching from across the room.

A short older lady with wide glasses on a string, and black-and-white hair in an elaborate bun, started telling Laurence about the time her shoe had fallen in love with a sock that was much too big. A tall, handsome Japanese man in a suit, with a neat beard, asked Laurence questions about Milton’s finances, which he found himself answering without thinking. And a young person of indeterminate gender, with short spiky brown hair and a gray hoodie, wanted to know who Laurence’s favorite superhero was. Ernesto kept quoting the poetry of Daisy Zamora.

They all just seemed so nice, Laurence didn’t mind that they were all talking at once and overflowing his buffers. Probably this was because of the magic thing, and he ought to freak out. But he was too tired to make himself worry about things that didn’t already worry him on their own. Laurence was nervous that he smelled like bacon-wrapped sausage fumes.

The bookstore had no musty “old books” smell, and instead it had a nice oaky aroma, similar to the way Laurence imagined the whiskey casks would be before you put Scotch into them for aging. This was a place where you would age well. There was some debate over whether they would go out for dinner— everybody except Ernesto, that is—or just bring in food. “Maybe we could check out that new hipster tapas place,” suggested Patricia.

“Tapas!” Dorothea, the elderly lady, clapped her hands, so her bracelets rang.

The person of unknown gender, whose name rather unhelpfully was Taylor, said perhaps Laurence would be more comfortable on neutral ground.

“Yes, yes, you must go,” Ernesto said in his gravelly voice with a hint of a Latin accent. “Go! Do not worry about me at all.” In the end, Ernesto insisted so loudly that they simply must leave him behind, everybody wound up offering to stay in with him.

Laurence couldn’t help wondering if he’d just witnessed a wizard duel.

I Wrote a Weird Book About Two People Who Belong in Different Stories

Somehow, they managed to catch the Korean taco truck driving from one location to another, and bought a dozen spicy bulgogi and barbecue tofu tacos while it was stopped at a red light. Laurence’s taco had a lot of cilantro and onions, the way he secretly liked it. His anxiety melted away, and he envied Patricia for having such charming friends. If this had been a gathering of Laurence’s tribe, by now someone would already have tried to prove they were the supreme expert on some topic. There would have been dick-measuring. Instead, these people just seemed to accept one another and feed each other tacos.

They all got seats on folding chairs or the handful of actual armchairs in the bookstore. Laurence wound up sitting between Taylor, the young person of indeterminate gender, and Dorothea, the lady of indeterminate age.

Dorothea smiled and leaned over as Laurence chewed his taco. “I once owned a restaurant that had doorways in a dozen cities around the world,” she whispered. “Each entrance wore a different menu, advertising a different cuisine, but we had no kitchen. Just tables, tablecloths, and chairs. We carried the dishes back and forth, between the cities in different lands. So were we a restaurant, or a conduit?” Laurence wasn’t sure if she was telling a real story or just taking the piss, or both. He stared, and all at once her face was full of laugh lines.

After dinner, Ernesto sauntered to a bookcase labeled “Parties That Already Ended,” which was mainly histories of various empires. He removed a Decline and Fall with a flourish and the bookcase swung open, revealing a passageway leading to a secret bar, with a neon fairy on the wall and a sign proclaiming it to be the Green Wing. The Green Wing was another oblong, spacious room like Danger Books, but this one was dominated by a circular wooden bar in the center of the room, with a single rack full of absinthe. Art nouveau maidens and crystal dragons and parchment scripts adorned the bottles, which were every size and shape. A few people wearing corsets and poofy skirts were already drinking at a high table in the far corner, but they all waved at Ernesto.

Ernesto climbed inside the bar and started pouring from bottles into shakers. Patricia got next to Laurence long enough to whisper in his ear that he should be careful with any drink made or touched by Ernesto. “Take small sips,” she advised. “If you plan on having a brain tomorrow.”

I Wrote a Weird Book About Two People Who Belong in Different Stories

None of these people seemed to be super-influential, and if they ruled the world they were doing a good job of hiding it. In fact, every other conversation was about how messed up the world was and how they wished things could be different. Ernesto mixed Laurence something bright green that captured the neon light, and he caught Patricia’s warning gaze before lifting it to his mouth. It smelled so delicious, he had to make a mighty effort to avoid pouring it through his lips. His mouth was full of wonder and joy, and there were so many sharp and sweet and bright flavors that he needed to keep sipping to identify half of them.

Laurence was legless. He stumbled until someone helped him into a brocaded eighteenth-century chair that he could not find his way out of again. He realized that this was a perfect opportunity to ask some questions about magic, since nobody could blame the drunk guy for being nosey. Right? He raised his head and looked into the swarm of blurry shapes and lights, and strained to form a not-too-rude question. He was unable to find a verb to save his life. Or a noun.

Top image: Carnivale on Mission Street, photo by SharonaGott/Flickr


Charlie Jane Anders is the author of All The Birds in the Sky, which is available now. Here’s what people have been saying about it. Follow her on Twitter, and email her.


Why Are So Many Newborns Still Being Denied Pain Relief?

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Why Are So Many Newborns Still Being Denied Pain Relief?

In 1985, a premature baby was born in Maryland who needed surgery to tie off a dangerous blood vessel near his heart. The newborn, Jeffrey, died weeks after the procedure. His family learned afterwards that none of the procedures had been performed with analgesics; the only drug administered was a muscle relaxant.

The press ran with the story, alerting Americans to the grim realization that hospitals in the United States routinely operated on critically ill premature babies without giving them painkillers. “Most adults would be shocked if they saw what was done to children in hospitals without anesthetics,” said Myron Yaster of Johns Hopkins in a subsequent Baltimore Sun article. “It’s like roping and holding down a steer to brand it.” Jeffrey’s parents took action, leading to the 1987 declaration by the American Academy of Pediatrics that it was no longer ethical to perform surgery on preterm babies without anesthetics.

It’s been nearly 30 years since the AAP declaration, but to this day, many procedures are performed on newborns without the benefit of analgesics. That’s largely because of an enduring misconception in the medical community that newborns don’t feel pain like adults.

Two years ago, a review of neonatal pain management in intensive care units (NICUs) in Europe found that newborn babies experience 11 painful procedures each day on average, but that 60 percent of these babies weren’t receiving any kind of pain relief. That’s in keeping with common practice in the United States and Britain, where less than 35 percent of infants undergoing painful procedures received any kind of analgesic to manage their pain. These procedures ranged in scope from the very mild, such as taking blood samples, to more invasive interventions, like chest tube insertions and circumcisions.

http://io9.gizmodo.com/how-drugs-work...

And the latest scientific evidence shows unequivocally that newborns not only experience pain, but that they experience it more intensely than adults. The medical community is proving slow to respond. And experts who speak out continue to face ridicule and censure.

Why Are So Many Newborns Still Being Denied Pain Relief?

Groundbreaking cardiac surgery for newborns in 1945 at Johns Hopkins. A nurse can be seen at the head of the table administering anesthesia. Via The Alan Mason Chesney Medical Archives of The Johns Hopkins Medical Institutions.

Prior to the Second World War, surgeries performed on babies were often fatal. Physicians began to administer anethesia to infants in the 1940s and 1950s, but many infants experienced cardiac arrest and brain damage. Their tiny bodies couldn’t sustain the metabolic and circulatory effects of these potent anesthetics. Discouraged, surgeons started to wonder if anesthesia for infants was even necessary.

It was also around this time that clinical psychologist Myrtle McGraw began to study the reactions of newborn infants to various stimuli, including pinpricks. Her experiments, conducted at Babies Hospital in New York City, showed that babies who had been fed and swaddled did not react to pinpricks, and that those who were awake did not have a specific response to pinpricks on parts of the body that were stimulated. In her subsequent research paper, McGraw assumed that the infants’ more generalized startle response was not a specific response to pain, and concluded that babies don’t perceive pain—at least not in the way that adults do. Her research was integrated into medical textbooks and became standard.

Over the next three decades, it was common to perform surgery on newborn infants using no anesthetics or pain relief. To prevent babies from squirming and thrashing around, surgeons administered neuromuscular blocks (muscle relaxants). Doctors essentially paralyzed their patients for surgery.

“What many people failed to acknowledge in the years following McGraw’s work was that pinpricks are a minor injury, or that they may not even cause any tissue injury at all,” said Kanwaljeet J. S. Anand, professor of Pediatrics and Anesthesiology at the Stanford University School of Medicine, and a pioneer in the study of infant pain. “Surgical operations, on the other hand, they’re a lot more invasive.”

The situation started to change in the late 1970s and early 1980s, culminating in the AAP decision. But the idea that babies don’t really feel pain persisted, and doctors continued to be wary of using painkillers on babies. “Neonatal circumcision is one common surgical procedure,” Anand said. “The use of analgesia or sedation or local anesthetic is not widely prevalent for this.” Other procedures routinely performed on infants include immunizations, blood extractions, and the placement of IV catheters and chest tubes, usually without analgesia.

Why Are So Many Newborns Still Being Denied Pain Relief?

A neonatal intensive care unit in Hawaii. Via Kapi’olani Medical Center

To get a sense of what routinely occurs in hospitals today, we talked to a bedside nurse who works at a NICU and asked to remain nameless. She requested anonymity for fear of losing her job; her opinions on infant pain are not shared by many of the doctors she works with.

“I’ve heard doctors say that they don’t believe babies—especially premature babies—feel pain the same way as adults because their nervous system (and/or musculoskeletal system) is not fully developed,” she explained to Gizmodo in an email. “Clinically this does not seem to be the case.”

Recently, her unit had an infant patient whose brain stopped developing during the eighth week of pregnancy. Fluid had accumulated in the baby’s ventricles, putting pressure on her brain. Yet the doctors didn’t think she could be in pain because her brain was so underdeveloped. The nurse also cited instances of doctors skipping pain medication for children who have chest tubes, are intubated, or are uncomfortable because they have an accumulation of excess fluid.

“Chest tubes are very painful,” she said. “Endotracheal tubes are uncomfortable—just imagine a rigid rubber tube shoved down your throat trying to breathe for you. Our ventilators are quite smart and try to breathe with the child as much as possible so that they are not fighting the vent. This doesn’t always work. Babies will be sedated if they are fighting the vent so much that we cannot properly ventilate them.”

Why Are So Many Newborns Still Being Denied Pain Relief?

A newborn sleeping in an incubator. Via Zerbey CC BY-SA 3.0.

The doctors in her unit don’t administer pain relief for gastroschisis, a condition whereby an infant is born with their bowels, and sometimes other organs, on the outside. To treat it, a medical team will put the bowels and organs in a pouch and hang it above the infant, so the pouch can slowly descend into the abdominal cavity. But because the organs develop outside of the body, they must be put back in slowly so that the cavity has time to expand. Sometimes, surgeons will assist the process by slowly pushing a little intestine inside.

“We like to give pain medication for this procedure and our neonatologists are usually pretty good at ordering this, but the surgeons don’t like it,” the nurse said. “They are of the opinion that the procedure doesn’t hurt because the intestines do not have pain receptors. However, the skin that has to stretch to accommodate these organs do have pain receptors—and just imagine if someone put a heavy weight on your stomach, it wouldn’t be pleasant. Our patients do not tend to tolerate the procedure very well without pain medication. Their PIPP scores are often quite high.”

PIPP refers to the Premature Infant Pain Profile (pdf), a behavioral measure of pain for premature infants. Other similar scales exist, including the Neonatal Infant Pain Scale (NIPS), Pain Assessment in Neonates (PAIN), the Neonatal Assessment of Pain Inventory (NAPI), and many others. But there’s a surprising lack of standardization between them.

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Indicators on the PIPP profile include gestational age, changes to behavioral state, heart rate, oxygen saturation, and physical indicators such as nostril flaring, bulging brows, and eye squeezing. But even armed with the PIPP, nurses have trouble translating behavioral cues to pain.

Why Are So Many Newborns Still Being Denied Pain Relief?

PIPP illustration. Via Royal Hospital for Women.

“Most normal baby behaviors are reflexive, including feeding,” said the nurse. “Reflexes are so primitive that it is difficult to assess the cognitive status of these children. If we can’t even discern cognitive status in these infants, how can we be expected to appropriately assess something as subjective as pain?”

Anand said he wasn’t surprised by the nurse’s experiences. “I think these surgeons are not well informed about the nature of pain,” he said. Preterm babies in particular are at risk, as they’re the ones most likely to be exposed to the greatest number of painful stimuli in the NICU. They also happen to be the smallest and sickest.

Since babies can’t talk, behavioral measures of pain are important, even if they’re limited and open to interpretation. Pain can be judged by looking at changes to physiology, and later by looking at changes in psychology, such as an aversion to certain stimuli.

But neurological evidence is emerging as well. A pioneering study conducted at Oxford University last year, led by Rebeccah Slater, used fMRI to scan the brains of 10 healthy infants aged one to six days old, and 10 healthy adults aged 23 to 36. The researchers poked subjects’ feet with a special device that retracts upon contact. “It’s a bit like poking the baby with a blunt pencil,”said study co-author and Oxford postdoctoral researcher Caroline Hartley.

Why Are So Many Newborns Still Being Denied Pain Relief?

Brain scans showing activity in adults and babies when poked with a special retracting rod. Red-yellow colored areas show active brain regions. Via University of Oxford.

The team found that babies respond in a very similar way to adults. In fact, 18 out of the 20 brain regions activated in adults were also activated in babies, including brain regions that tell us where a given stimulus is on the body, and those that tell us a stimulus is unpleasant. The brains of the newborns exhibited the same response to a weak stimulus as the adults did to a stimulus four times as strong, suggesting that babies might be more sensitive to pain that adults.

Scientists at the Goldsmiths InfantLab at the University of London have shown that babies feel tickles differently from adults. This study, published in Current Biology, describes the phenomenon as “tactile solipsim,” a developmental stage in which babies are incapable of relating touch to an object or event outside of themselves. As lead author Andrew Bremner explained in Brain Decoder, “They just feel the touch as a touch on their body and that’s all. To me this idea of what it would be like to be a baby feeling a touch is quite strikingly different to our own realities.”

Why Are So Many Newborns Still Being Denied Pain Relief?

There are consequences to ignoring infant pain. A 2003 study published in the British Medical Journal listed several, including immediate effects like irritability, fear, and sleep disturbance, short term effects such as a diminished immune system, and long term effects like ongoing memory of the pain and even developmental delays. Study after study has shown that babies who are given pain relief consistently exhibit better medical outcomes.

So why the reluctance? There are multiple factors at play. According to Anand, there’s “a somewhat extravagant concern” about the side-effects or toxicities of pain relieving agents in newborns. He said there is still a “diehard notion” among some practitioners that babies should not be given painkillers.

Analgesic drugs do have side-effects, and if used indiscriminately they can cause severe problems for babies. Exposure in the absence of pain will change a baby’s brain development, and can cause a newborn to develop a dependence on the drugs.

“So herein lies the rub,” said Anand. “We have to use our clinical acumen to judge the degree of pain that is being produced by a particular procedure, and use analgesia in a judicious way to take away that degree of pain, or at least lessen the intensity of that pain. I’m all for the judicious use of analgesia and for avoiding large or prolonged doses of drugs.”

Changing medical culture around the treatment of newborns won’t happen overnight, but it’s not an intractable problem. Pain management should be incorporated into medical training, and workshops and online resources should be made available. A recent study done in Europe found that countries with nationally accepted guidelines, such as Sweden, the Netherlands, and France, did much better in treating neonatal pain than those without. The US and Canada are lagging behind. In 2001, an international consensus group on neonatal pain tried to get the ball rolling on the development of standardized national guidelines, but not much has been done since then.

When Anand began his work in the 1980s, he found that people were eager to deny and denigrate the information he was presenting.

It was as if the medical community as a whole was experiencing cognitive dissonance on the matter, afraid of having to confront the truth and go to the trouble of overturning standard medical convention.

“My career has taken a hit because of my commitment to getting people to pay attention to this aspect of newborn care,” Anand said. “Grant funding has also been very difficult. Obviously, I’m committed to the babies whose suffering needs to be acknowledged.”

[ Sources: Sezgi Goksan et al., 2015: “fMRI reveals neural activity overlap between adult and infant pain” | K. J. Anand et al., 1987: “Pain and its effects in the human neonate and fetus” | D. W. Roofthooft et al., 2014: “Eight years later, are we still hurting newborn infants?” | Goldsmiths InfantLab 1, 2 | P. Matthew et al., 2003: “Assessment and management of pain in infants” | American Academy of Pediatrics ]

Top image: Jim Cooke

Email the author at george@gizmodo.com and follow him at @dvorsky.

Arrow Just Rocked Felicity Smoak's World Again, and She Has No Idea

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Arrow Just Rocked Felicity Smoak's World Again, and She Has No Idea

Felicity Smoak’s year is about to get worse, and she doesn’t even know it. The latest episode logistically, emotionally, and narratively made not one single lick of sense... until the very end. That’s not necessarily a bad thing.

Star City’s newest supervillain is the Calculator, and he’s a hacker. This means that he and Felicity do battle online in a story that takes the kind of liberties with computer science that should cause computer science’s older brother to challenge it to a duel. The two are evenly matched, and they establish a kind of bantering rapport during their online fight, but it’s weird there’s so much focus on them. That is, until Felicity gives a wonderful presentation at work, with the Calculator in attendance. Then this happens:


Well-played, Arrow, my old friend. Well-played indeed.

A Sassy Lee Harvey Oswald Makes a Big Impression in This Clip From Hulu's 11.22.63

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A Sassy Lee Harvey Oswald Makes a Big Impression in This Clip From Hulu's 11.22.63

Entertainment Weekly snagged this clip from Hulu’s Stephen King adaptation 11.22.63—which stars James Franco as a teacher who time-travels to prevent a certain history-changing presidential assassination from happening. This scene is clearly from early in the series, and it features a flashback to one character’s memorable first encounter with Lee Harvey Oswald.

11.22.63, which also stars Chris Cooper and Josh Duhamel and is executive-produced by King and J.J. Abrams, will be an eight-part series. The first episode debuts February 15 on Hulu.

A New Interpretation Of The Force Was Revealed On A Trippy Star Wars Rebels 

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A New Interpretation Of The Force Was Revealed On A Trippy Star Wars Rebels 

Star Wars Rebels keeps showing us these fascinating corners of the Star Wars universe that the main movies can’t quite get to. Last night, we discovered something very important—namely, that not everyone in the galaxy agrees on what the Force even is.

In the episode, called “Legends of the Lasat,” Zeb discovered two members of his race (he thought they were practically extinct.) One of them, Chava, explains their people’s and beliefs to him, including the “Ashla,” which seems to be the Lasat interpretation of the Force.

This feels like a big moment for Star Wars, diving into something rarely discussed. We know there’s a Force, but we don’t know if everyone in the Galaxy believes in it or how everyone explains it. (Most races probably aren’t up on Midichlorians, I’m sure.) That’s fascinating, especially when you consider how many different races and peoples are potentially in the Star Wars universe. Do they all have different beliefs regarding the Force? How often does the Force figure into their religion? How do they view the Jedi and the Sith, if they know about them at all?

Most importantly, does the Ashla differ from the Force? We don’t know. We may, however, see it used later in the episode. Zeb takes his staff and helps guide the Ghost through a massive, seemingly impenetrable space maelstrom. It’s one of the trippier, more ethereal and chill-inducing moments in Star Wars Rebels and may be a visual realization of how the Ashla is used by the Lasat. Or maybe it’s just cool.

How very 2001: A Space Odyssey of them, right?

“Legends of the Lasat” was all about providing back story for Zeb, sure. But it’s exceedingly awesome to get a peek in to the nature of the mysterious spirituality in the Star Wars universe.


In the New Movie Creative Control, Virtual Reality Is Dangerously Irresistible

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The widespread use of virtual reality is inevitable, and it’s getting closer and closer. A new movie called Creative Control now takes the tech to the next level, and the results aren’t good.

Written, directed by and starring Benjamin Dickinson, Creative Control premiered at South by Southwest 2015 to solid reviews and finally hits theaters March 11. It centers on an executive whose company has created the next level of virtual reality, in a form that not-so-subtly reminds us of Google Glass. But as things turn to sex—as they tend to do—the virtual takes precedence over the reality.

And yes, that’s Reggie Watts, as himself, in the movie. Which is worth the price of admission alone.


If Your Father Was a Pulp Science Fiction (and Porn) Writer in the 1970s, Life Got Pretty Weird

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If Your Father Was a Pulp Science Fiction (and Porn) Writer in the 1970s, Life Got Pretty Weird

Andrew Offutt was a prolific author of pulpy science fiction and fantasy stories, along with porn, under a variety of names. Now his son Chris has written a memoir called My Father the Pornographer. And he’s been writing some fascinating essays about growing up with a dad who wrote cheap paperbacks.

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According to the Science Fiction Encyclopedia, Andrew Offutt wrote 375 pseudonymous porn novels, many of which were science fiction sex. He wrote or co-wrote the Spaceways novel series, and also wrote a ton of sword-and-sorcery books. Under his own name, he wrote the near-future novel Evil Is Live Spelled Backwards. His 1972 novel, The Castle Keeps, “more ambitiously depicts—through an acid examination of Survivalist shibboleths—the violent disintegration of Western culture through overpopulation and pollution.”

Chris Offutt talked to Esquire about finding out at age 11 or 12 that his dad wrote stacks of filthy books, along with some not-so-filthy adventure novels. Andy Offutt lived in rural Kentucky and sold insurance—and his life got a lot harder when the people in his town found out what he did in his spare time. But one great escape, both before and after the town knew Andy’s secret, was to go to science fiction conventions, where everybody knew about all of Andy’s books.

As Offutt writes in his book (quoted in Esquire):

My parents cultivated a special con wardrobe. Dad dressed in dashikis or open-necked shirts with giant collars, zipper boots, wide leather belts, and flared pants. Mom wore short skirts and low-cut blouses that zipped up the front with no bra, high boots, and tight belts. John Cleve wore a long djellaba with nothing underneath, while mom wore a floor-length polyester gown. To complement Dad’s leather-and-denim leisure suit, Mom had a leather miniskirt. My parents were a compelling pair, and I was awestruck by the figures they cut.

Chris Offutt lost his virginity at a science fiction convention, with the daughter of another science-fiction writer. (And he knew all about sex from reading his dad’s books.)

If Your Father Was a Pulp Science Fiction (and Porn) Writer in the 1970s, Life Got Pretty Weird

You can also read the fascinating essay that Offutt wrote for the New York Times a year ago, in which he describes the tail end of his father’s porn/science fiction career:

In the 1980s, John Cleve’s career culminated with a 19-book series for Playboy Press, the magazine’s foray into book publishing. The “Spaceways” series allowed him to blend porn with old-time “space opera,” reminiscent of the 1930s pulps, his favorite kind of science fiction. Dad’s modern twist included aliens who possessed the genitalia of both genders. Galactic crafts welcomed the species as part of their crews, because they were unencumbered with the sexual repression of humans and could service men and women alike. The books were popular, in part, because of their campiness, repeating characters and entwined stories — narrative tropes that later became standard on television. The “Spaceways” series ended in 1985, coinciding with the widespread ownership of VCRs. Men no longer needed “left-handed books” for stimulation when they could watch videotapes in their own homes. The era of written pornography was over.

From his father’s workmanlike, assembly-floor approach to books, Offutt learned to treat writing like a job. This served Andy’s son well, when he went on to become a writer for HBO’s True Blood, where he wrote the first sex scene between Bill and Sookie.


Charlie Jane Anders is the author of All The Birds in the Sky, which is available now. Here’s what people have been saying about it. Follow her on Twitter, and email her.

Do not discuss your life before: Wayward Pines’ first season made it clear that Matt Damon’s charact

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Do not discuss your life before: Wayward Pines’ first season made it clear that Matt Damon’s character would not return. So the M. Night Shyamalan-produced show returns this summer with a new lead: Jason Patric, as a surgeon who’s been un-thawed to serve the kids who’ve taken over the creepy town. [Deadline]


Legion Finds Professor X's Son in Downton Abbey

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Legion Finds Professor X's Son in Downton Abbey

Legion, the upcoming X-Men semi-spinoff TV series, has found its star. Dan Stevens, best known as Matthew Crawley in the hit British period series Downton Abbey, has been cast as David Haller, the estranged son of Professor X, who isn’t sure if he has immense mental superpowers or is totally insane.

Stevens isn’t the only new cast member announced. Deadline reports Aubrey Plaza will play “David’s friend Lenny, who despite a life of drugs and alcohol abuse, knows that any day now her life is gonna turn around” while Jean Smart has been cast as “a nurturing, demanding therapist with a sharp mind and unconventional methods.” The three join Rachel Keller as Syd, the female lead, love interest, and possible mutant.

Literally all I know about Stevens is that 1) he was good on Downton Abbey and 2) people are still pissed that he left the show after season 3, because he wrecked the series’ main romance. Something tells me if Legion is a success, he won’t be able to escape from Fox quite as easily as he did the BBC.

[Deadline]


The Young Octavia Butler Shaped Her Own Future Success Through Sheer Force of Will

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The Young Octavia Butler Shaped Her Own Future Success Through Sheer Force of Will

When she was still a struggling writer, Octavia Butler vowed that she would become successful, no matter what it took. Her handwritten affirmation about her own future success is amazing to read, now that it’s come true.

The Huntington Library was given a collection of Octavia Butler’s papers after her death, and they’ve catalogued 8000 different items. Including notes for more than a dozen novels, many short stories, essays, letters and other things. Since May 2014, the archive has been accessed nearly 1,300 times.

One of the amazing items among Butler’s papers is this handwritten note in which she vows to become successful—and help other writers of color—no matter what it takes:

The Young Octavia Butler Shaped Her Own Future Success Through Sheer Force of Will

Butler’s legacy is about to get even more attention, because the Huntington is collaborating with Clockshop to create a year-long program called Radio Imagination. Writers and artists will do research in the Octavia Butler collection and then will create brand new works. Check out a calendar of events here, and if you’re in L.A., you should definitely make time for these.

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Another amazing page from the Octavia Butler collection was just released—this hand-annotated draft page of the book that became Kindred:

The Young Octavia Butler Shaped Her Own Future Success Through Sheer Force of Will

Learn more about the Octavia Butler collection here. [via Huffington Post]

Top image: Mind of My Mind cover by John Jude Palencar, via NYPL


Charlie Jane Anders is the author of All The Birds in the Sky, which is available now. Here’s what people have been saying about it. Follow her on Twitter, and email her.

New Batman Animated Movie Does Dick Grayson Justice

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New Batman Animated Movie Does Dick Grayson Justice

The Dark Knight is a terrible dad, generally way too busy brooding and fighting crime to utter “I love you.” In his newest animated movie, his family has to save his life. Does he say thank you? C’mon, of course not.

Batman: Bad Blood is the finale of a trilogy loosely based off of story arcs centered on Damian Wayne, the son of Bruce Wayne and Talia, daughter of criminal mastermind Ra’s Al Ghul. Over the course of a number of years, various intertwined arcs written by Grant Morrison introduced Damian, killed off Bruce Wayne and had Dick Grayson step into his mentor’s cowl. The basic structure of this extended story remains in the movie adaptation but the story surrounding them is radically different, with some plot beats thrown out or majorly re-worked.

One of the best parts of the Bat-mythos is the idea of the Batman family. Over the course of 75-plus years of publishing history, the character who started off as a grim loner became father figure and inspiration for a whole crew of crusaders. The prevailing current-day understanding of the Dark Knight is that he’s ultra-obsessed and emotionally unavailable. Given how closed off he is, there’s a dark irony to the fact that he’s got adoptive and biological offspring who came of age in his shadow.

The previous two movies, Son of Batman and Batman vs. Robin, cast Deathstroke as a would-be successor to Ra’s Al Ghul, killed off that near-immortal Bat-villain and incorporated elements of the Court of Owls storyline. Bad Blood opens with a high-octane confrontation between Tusk, Killer Moth, Firefly, Executioner and a bunch of other mid-level villains. Batman and Batwoman jaw at each other while taking out the super-thugs, only to be interrupted by a big bruiser wearing a gimp-mask version of Batman’s cowl. Things escalate and a massive explosion flings Batwoman away from the site of battle. Caught in the huge conflagration, Batman goes missing for two weeks.

In that time, the Heretic (the overly muscled Bat-wannabe from the first fight) has been amassing ill-gotten gains and tech with his super-powered crew. Nightwing, Batwoman, Damian Wayne, Lucius Fox all spin their wheels with worry in the Dark Knight’s absence until Dick Grayson decides to step into his mentor’s boots.

As the plot unfolds, some of the best moments from Morrison’s Damian opus get trotted out. We see the first Boy Wonder masquerading as Batman and verbally sparring with the newest kid to wear the red tunic. Beats like that sit alongside newer exchanges, like the fractious partnership between the Grayson Batman and Batwoman. Voiced by Yvonne Strahoski, the Batwoman in Bad Blood uses guns in her war on crime, a big no-no for most members of the Bat-family. That nod to the character’s military service is nestled into a stripped-down version of Kate Kane’s backstory. Batwoman comes off a great foil to the new Dynamic Duo, a character who diverges from the Bruce Wayne school of punching bad guys. She’s not emotionally connected to Batman and disses Dick Grayson for being wrapped around the Bat’s finger. “Just because I wear this [touches Bat-symbol] doesn’t mean I’m part of your little cult,” she says.

Luke Fox—son of Wayne Tech head honcho Lucius Fox—isn’t part of that cult either. But Bad Blood sees him donning technologically advanced armor to become Batwing after his dad gets hurt by the Heretic’s gang. He gets a handful of cool action sequences but nothing about his dialogue stands out. Along with Batwoman’s chip-on-the-shoulder standoffishness, the characterization of Nightwing is a high point in Bad Blood. He’s got the same fetching combo of filial Bat-angst, devil-may-care breeziness and compassionate empathy that’s made him a fan favorite.

Usually, when Batman shares adventures various members of his family, the dynamic is about who needs whom more. Does Batman need Nightwing as a tether to humanity more than Nightwing needs acceptance from his mentor? Here, the answer is a gruffly conceded draw. Bruce is in super-asshole form after he gets rescued but acknowledges by the movie’s end that he does in fact have a family around him. Bad Blood ends with a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it teaser of another member of the Bat-family, which suggests that we might see more of Batman being the unlikeliest paterfamilias of all.


That Crazy Post-Apocalyptic Zorro Movie Is Now a Ridiculous Futuristic Zorro Movie

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That Crazy Post-Apocalyptic Zorro Movie Is Now a Ridiculous Futuristic Zorro Movie

What do you do when you’ve already made and remade every single famous property out there? You set them in the future. It’s happening with Robin Hood, and now it’s happening with Zorro, too.

Last year, news broke that a post-apocalyptic Zorro film called Zorro Reborn was in the works. That film has now been reworked into a futuristic Zorro film, called simply Z. That’s the bad news. The good news is Jonas Cuaron, co-writer of Gravity and son of Oscar-winning director Alfonso Cuaron, is on board to direct.

The concept of a masked man who fights for the people will remain intact, but Z will be set in the “near future,” according to The Hollywood Reporter. The hope is for Cuaron to start shooting it this summer, but previous incarnations of this film have been lingering for almost two decades. So don’t hold your breath.

We can only imagine, if this film happens, a scenario where futuristic Zorro and futuristic Robin Hood exist in a shared universe, that leads in to a sort of unimaginative, futuristic literary Avengers. That’s the only way this news could feel any more clichéd.

[Hollywood Reporter]

Update: Cuaron will actually be starting fresh and not updating the previously in development Zorro Reborn.

Image credit: Guy Williams as Zorro


10 Movies That Secretly Hid Spoilers Inside the Movie Themselves

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10 Movies That Secretly Hid Spoilers Inside the Movie Themselves

It’s always a nice wink at an unknowing audience when a movie reveals a huge spoiler during the movie itself. It’s harmless fun that most people don’t even catch because they don’t know enough about what’s happening in the movie yet. But on future watches it gives a little extra chuckle layer for people to enjoy.

Screen Rant cooked up another list of 10 movies that hid spoilers (or foreshadowed important scenes) in the video below. Some are really big! Some are just funny! But yes, they’re all spoilers.

  • Back To The Future
  • Tangled
  • The Prestige
  • Frozen
  • Guardians Of The Galaxy
  • Captain America: The First Avenger
  • Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
  • Looper
  • Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban
  • Casino Royale


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