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4 Kids Walk Into a Bank Is the New Comic From the Man Behind We Can Never Go Home

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4 Kids Walk Into a Bank Is the New Comic From the Man Behind We Can Never Go Home

We loved We Can Never Go Home, Patrick Kindlon, Matthew Rosenberg, and Josh Hood’s grounded take on young superheroes—it was one of last year’s best comics. While Rosenberg is moving on from Madison and Duncan, his next comic sounds equally dark and interesting: This is 4 Kids Walk Into a Bank, making its debut exclusively on io9!

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Like We Can Never Go Home, 4 Kids is a five part miniseries at Black Mask Studios, but it replaces the fantasy of superpowers with a darkly comedic take on the classic heist caper. The twist? The ones doing all the capering are a bunch of 11 year old kids.

Written by Matthew Rosenberg with art from Tyler Boss and letters from Thomas Mauer, 4 Kids Walk Into a Bank follows Paige, a young girl who’s father is wrangled into helping some useless ex-cons rob a bank. Fearing their incompetence could land her dad in hot water, Paige recruits her dorky, D&D loving friends into pulling off the perfect heist themselves.

4 Kids Walk Into a Bank Is the New Comic From the Man Behind We Can Never Go Home

4 Kids is something Tyler and I have wanted to do for a very long time,” Rosenberg told io9 over email. “I gave the first issue to a friend and they referred to it as ‘Wes Anderson’s version of Dog Day Afternoon.’ It combines a bunch of stuff I love—misfit coming-of-age tales, bizarre crime capers, and really dark comedy— into one very small story. We are definitely wearing our influences on our sleeves with this one, but hopefully we come out of this showing that we can make something fresh. Or at least that we have a lot of really weird influences people don’t expect.”

Although the series doesn’t delve into the fantastical like the superhero story of We Can Never Go Home, Rosenberg thinks fans of the series will feel right at home with Paige’s story. “Finishing We Can Never Go Home last year and seeing some folks really like what I enjoyed about it, the relationships of these flawed people, made me more determined to try and do more of that kind of thing. More small stories. I love superhero stuff, but the comics that get me inspired every time I read them are stuff like Love & Rockets, Stray Bullets, and the crime comics by Ed Brubaker and Brian Michael Bendis. There is so much humanity on those pages, without ever sacrificing those crazy thrills. That’s what we were going for.”

It might not have the superheroic action we loved in We Can Never Go Home, but we can’t wait for this one. 4 Kids Walk Into a Bank begins in April.


Avatar 2 Won't Hit Theaters by Christmas 2017 After All

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Avatar 2 Won't Hit Theaters by Christmas 2017 After All

The planned Christmas 2017 release date for Avatar 2 is now off the table for Twentieth Century Fox, according to the Wrap. This isn’t really a surprise, since James Cameron and Avatar have always had a long gestation period. Always.

The studio didn’t comment on the delay to the Wrap, but “individuals with knowledge of the situation” confirmed it. The studio already had to push the Avatar sequel’s release date back from 2016 to 2017. When that happened, Fox chairman-CEO Jim Gianopulos said, “Jim Cameron has his own pace.” Which is very true.

What we still don’t know is how this affects the release dates of Avatars 3 and 4, which were supposed to come out in 2018 and 2019. And, while around the Christmas holiday was the target, Fox never actually set an official date for the opening. Which was a shame for people who love horse races and prognosticating on box office, since the delay of Star Wars Episode VIII made it likely that Avatar and Star Wars would be coming out close to one another.

Time will tell if the delay is by a few months or by a full year. There’s every chance we see a Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice/Captain America: Civil War situation where two big releases slated for the same time are moved. In which case, it might be a blessing that the film’s delayed. That way, it’s not the studio being afraid of Star Wars. But again, it’s probably just James Cameron being James Cameron

[The Wrap]

Image: 20th Century Fox


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We Just Learned a Ton of New Details About X-Men: Apocalypse

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We Just Learned a Ton of New Details About X-Men: Apocalypse

Has Cate Blanchett’s Thor role finally been revealed? Tom Cruise is definitely joining The Mummy. Deadpool gets even more hilarious advertising. Plus, the first clip from Pride & Prejudice & Zombies, and new pictures from iZombie and The X-Files. To me, my Spoilers!

X-Men: Apocalypse

A huge amount of information has emerged as part of some set reports from the film. First, Bryan Singer tries to explain how this film fits into the X-Men movie timeline, and just how much Wolverine changed history in the last movie, to Collider:

It’s not leading necessarily toward exactly where we found Patrick Stewart and the ‘X-Men’ at the beginning of ‘X-Men 1,’ There are some things that lead in that general direction, that was part of the philosophy we had at the end of ‘Days of Future Past’ is that you can’t fully change the course or current of the river, but you can just divert it a little bit, and we diverted it a little bit. So some things will be surprises; people could die that were alive in ‘X-Men 1,’ ‘2' and ‘3,’ or people could survive that died during ‘1,’ ‘2' and ‘3.’

The idea that time is like a river. You can splash it and mess it up and throw rocks in it and shatter it but it eventually kind of coalesces and this is, again, quantum physics theory. It’s all based in quantum physics.

To /Film, Singer teased retelling elements of the famous Phoenix Saga with Sophie Turner’s young Jean Grey:

The full Phoenix story, I have no idea. I would have to re-explore that. If it’s already been explored, to re-explore and retell it. Plus the Phoenix story in the comic book has the Shi’ar Empire and the moon. As far as the idea of that brewing within [Jean Grey], without giving anything away I would say absolutely that interests me and you may find a piece of that in [’X-Men: Apocalypse’]. She’s trying to figure out her psychic powers, which are much more powerful than she realizes.

After describing Apocalypse as not having a true physical form but being an “energy”, Singer also teased the villain’s powerset to Collider:

One of them is to imbue other mutants and to heighten their powers and abilities beyond anything they ever imagined. Secondly, he can shield from psychic powers, he can form shields so that it makes it harder for a psychic like Xavier to tap in and get to them.

Bryan Singer teases the mall scene with Jean, Scott, Nightcrawler and Jubilee:

We have a scene where some of the mutants decide to play hooky while Xavier is off at the CIA. They steal one of his really nice cars – and an important thing about ’83 is it’s 10 years after the day that the world discovered mutants. So the world now embraces mutants and accepts them as part of society, so they can go to the mall. Obviously the instigator, Cyclops, who has only been there for like a day, convinces Nightcrawler, Jean, and Jubilee to play hooky, grab a car and go to the mall. It happens to be on a day that something bad happens…

[/Film]

Talking to JoBlo, Olivia Munn discusses Pyslocke’s personality:

She’s methodical and very loyal and she’s very calm and she’s fearless. Her aggression is below the surface, but it’s like, it’s bubbling ... It’s right there at any moment to access. She’s a very calm, easygoing, kind of person within this world of insanity, but she’s so powerful and strong.

Kodi Smit-McPhee discusses the swashbuckling side of Nightcrawler:

I believe we kind of get to see the side of Nightcrawler that we love so much in the comics. The more vulnerable, swashbuckling, joyous, random, personality that we love, but also so grounded in his faith at a young age as well, as we went with the choice to still have the designs.

And Lana Condor discusses Jubilee’s powers and background:

Her power in the comic books is fireworks. In this film, I can safely say that her power is more fire-plasmoid, electricity type.

She is a student at the X-Mansion and she’s been here for about 10 years, so she’s not new, unlike some of the other characters who have just arrived. She’s mostly with Scott, Jean, and Kodi. They’re like her good core friend group. And, I think in this film she serves as a timepiece, ‘cause you’ll never really forget that you’re, like, in the ‘80’s. Because if you’ve seen my costume, like I’m straight out of the ‘80’s, like, they literally took me out. And, she also serves as kind of comedic relief at times where things are-might be a little more tense and real S-H-I-T is going down.

[JoBlo]

And finally, back to /Film, where Singer discusses the romances in the film:

We rekindle romances, there’s three romances we start together. One that I didn’t really explore in Days of Future Past but I did when I wrote the story for First Class between Hank and Raven. We’ve got Jean and Scott. Suddenly Xavier and Moira start getting reconnected, so that’s all starting to happen.


Thor: Ragnarok

Geek.com claims that Cate Blanchett, who’s been heavily hinted as having joined the film, will play the Thor nemesis Hela, the Queen of Hel and ruler of the dead. Hela, allegedly working with Loki, will cast Thor out of Asgard and even destroy Mjolnir, setting up the Thunder God’s journey with the Hulk.


Doctor Strange

The film has cast Stephen Strange’s manservant from the comics, Wong—he’ll be played by The Martian’s Benedict Wong. In the comics, Wong aids Strange in the set up of his occult activities and is a trained martial artist, defending his physical body when Strange transcended to the astral plane. [THR]


The Mummy

Following recent rumors, it’s been confirmed that Tom Cruise will join the movie. Sofia Boutella will play the title role, and the film will now release on June 9th, 2017. [Coming Soon]


Avengers: Infinity War

Charlie Cox discusses a potential role in this film as his Netflix hero, Daredevil.

Somehow, this has managed to spark wild speculation that Marvel is considering recasting Daredevil for the film—but Cox is simply speculating rather than confirming anything specific on that front, as he doesn’t know much about the situation with Infinity War.


Pride & Prejudice & Zombies

The usefulness of carrion flies in the zombie apocalypse becomes readily apparent in the first clip from the film.


Deadpool

Here’s another chance to relish Ryan Reynold’s complete commitment to the Deadpool role, in a viral video celebrating Australia Day.


Legends of Tomorrow

Producer Phil Klemmer discusses the flexibility of the team, saying members can come and go, and other DC heroes can make cameo appearances:

There is definitely room. This season is meant to be a chapter in the anthology. We have no idea where we want to leave things after this season. Our team can have new members. It can have missing members. It can have people who switch sides. That’s the great thing about this show. Season 2 is not meant to be a pressing of the reset button. We want to burn through all of the possible story we can here. We want to make sure that we can never go home again, that the dynamics of this season will be irrevocably changed. Our team for Season 2, if not in the [physical] makeup of the team, will be changed in the way that [the characters] will be different [people]. Season 1 is meant to be standalone. We want to leave everything on the field and figure Season 2 out later.

[TV Guide]

Martin Donovan has been cast in the show as Rip Hunter’s Time Master mentor Druce, a “seasoned Time Master who is accustomed with mediating conflicts throughout history”. Druce will appear in the show’s fourth episode, attempting to convince Rip that his quest to stop Vandal Savage is futile. [IGN]

Here’s an episode synopsis for “White Knights”:

When Vandal Savage (guest star Casper Crump) retreats behind the Iron Curtain in the early 1980s, a string of nuclear scientists begins to mysteriously disappear. The team follows Vandal’s trail straight into the heart of the Soviet Union in an attempt to find his next target. Ray (Brandon Routh) tries to bond with a beautiful Soviet scientist, Valentina Vostock (guest star Stephanie Corneliussen), in the hopes of finding out Vandal’s next move. When Valentina rejects him, it’s Snart (Wentworth Miller) to the rescue. Stein (Victor Garber) pushes Jax (Franz Drameh) to be better, which frustrates Jax and ultimately threatens the Firestorm matrix. Rip (Arthur Darvill) asks Sara (Caity Lotz) to train Kendra (Ciara Renée).

[CBR]


iZombie

A synopsis and gallery of images for “Physician, Heal They Selfie” have been released—more at the link. [Spoiler TV]

Detective Babineaux (Malcolm Goodwin) and Liv (Rose McIver) are investigating a triple homicide, and Liv is shocked to learn that the victims’ bodies are missing their heads. A very hungry Liv is forced to consume the brain of an unfortunate social media hungry soul who was recently run over by a bus. Meanwhile, Peyton (guest star Aly Michalka) leans on Ravi (Rahul Kohl) for support, and things get interesting when Blaine’s (David Anders) worlds start to collide.

We Just Learned a Ton of New Details About X-Men: Apocalypse


Salem

Singer Marilyn Manson will guest star as Thomas Dinley, a grisly barber/surgeon, on the show. [Coming Soon]


The 100

Here’s a very brief synopsis for season 3's fourth episode, “Watch the Thrones”.

Clarke (Eliza Taylor) discovers the mastermind behind a devious plan. Kane (Henry Ian Cusack) struggles to keep the peace. Meanwhile, Jasper’s (Devon Bostick) grief drives him to reckless behavior.

[Ksite TV]


The X-Files

And finally, here’s a few pictures from “Founders Mutation”—more at the link. [Ksite TV]

We Just Learned a Ton of New Details About X-Men: Apocalypse


Additional reporting by Gordon Jackson and Charlie Jane Anders. Image: X-Men: Apocalypse.

Whitesboro Will Finally Change Its Racist Town Seal, Says The Daily Show

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Whitesboro Will Finally Change Its Racist Town Seal, Says The Daily Show

Last night, The Daily Show aired a segment about the racist town seal in Whitesboro, New York. It’s about as hilariously offensive as you’d imagine. But spoiler alert: Whitesboro told The Daily Show this week that it’s changing the seal after all.

As we reported last week, the residents voted 157-55 to keep using the seal depicting a physical struggle between a white man and a Native American. Daily Show correspondent Jessica Williams has been following the story for weeks and may or may not be responsible for the recent flurry of media attention around the seal. Then again, the image of a white man choking a native on the seal of a town called Whitesboro was bound to go viral at some point.

Williams spoke to town mayor Patrick O’Connor about the history of the seal. “[Founder] Hugh White was invited to engage in a friendly wrestling match,” said O’Connor. Williams pointed out how the original seal looked less violent but was changed in 1977 to the current, more murdery one. “This one looks like a sensual embrace between two powerful men,” said Williams about the original seal, “whereas [the new one] definitely looks like attempted murder.”

The Whitesboro mayor called Williams yesterday morning to tell her that the town would change the seal. No word on what the new one will be. Hopefully, it won’t be so racist.

[Comedy Central]


These Hateful Eight Figures Are Delightfully Retro

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These Hateful Eight Figures Are Delightfully Retro

The old school vibe of Quentin Tarantino’s latest wild west movie doesn’t just extend to the director’s trademark styles or it setting—it extends to the merchandise, too. Fluffy, oversized coats for everyone!

NECA have fully unveiled the line of Mego-inspired dolls based on The Hateful Eight all based on the titular eight main characters from the film. Each figure comes with a handful of accessories, from knives to guns to more guns, and fully tailored cloth outfits that, in true classic 7-inch Mego doll style, are often hilariously oversized for their tiny frames.

It sort of worked back in the days of Mego’s height, when everything was much simpler, but here with ultra detailed clothing of modern toy design, it just looks a bit goofy.

These Hateful Eight Figures Are Delightfully Retro

These Hateful Eight Figures Are Delightfully Retro

There’s more coat than Sam Jackson in that figure, I swear to god.

If you’ve got a fondness for the old Mego style, and were a fan of Tarantino’s latest, you’ll probably want to jump on these fast—NECA will only produce one run of the toys, limited to 3,000 per character. It’ll be as hard to get these as it was to see the movie at the L.A. Cinerama dome! They’ll set you back around $30 each when they release in March.

[NECA via Toyark]


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Zack Snyder Will Defend Man of Steel's Miserable Ending Until He Doesn't Have To

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Zack Snyder Will Defend Man of Steel's Miserable Ending Until He Doesn't Have To

There are not many people fond of the ending to Man of Steel—especially Superman’s infamous bout of neck-snapping—and there are many who eagerly await the day for Zack Snyder to apologize for the wanton destruction and general not-Superman-ness of it all. Today is not that day.

Snyder’s latest defense of the many criticisms leveled at the movie come in the latest, Batman v Superman-focused issue of Famous Monsters of Filmland, and the answer is similar to one he gave when Entertainment Weekly asked him why Superman would be so cool with flattening the vast majority of his adoptive city of Metropolis:

I stand by it, because for me, I’ve always said when I was working on Watchmen—and maybe it’s sort of left over from a Watchmen philosophical sort of thing—that there should be consequences to superheroes’ interaction with the Earth. And that was kind of the way that we approached Man of Steel. I wanted a big consequence to Superman’s arrival on Earth. Certainly, Batman v Superman sort of cashes in all its chips on the ‘why’ of that destruction.

You can see where Snyder is coming from, honestly. Delving into the consequences of those actions is something that creates interesting reason for Batman to have beef with Superman in Batman v Superman (beyond the mandatory “it’s a team-up movie, we have to fight first”). But it doesn’t really acknowledge the sheer excess of Man of Steel’s carnage—far beyond anything you’d expect a hero like Superman to inflict on bystanders—or even process the fact that there’s ways to justify the fact that you can have big superhero fights with wide consequences and not make your hero just look like a destructive asshole who doesn’t care (see Avengers and Avengers: Age of Ultron, which both make big points of evacuating civilians and defending bystanders as they head into their “blow up all the things” final acts).

At the same time, we shouldn’t be surprised that Snyder will defend Man of Steel to the hilt—and will do so for the foreseeable future. After all, he is still deeply entrenched in the creation of the DC Cinematic Universe, from Batman v Superman to Justice League. Do we really expect him to run around admitting that the cornerstone of DC’s new cinematic universe is flawed ahead of Warner Bros. big tentpole superhero movie? It wouldn’t exactly be the smartest idea. I mean, look at the recent Star Trek Into Darkness apologies from Damon Lindelof and JJ Abrams—those didn’t come until after both creators stepped away from the franchise, and well after the fact.

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It’ll be the same for Man of Steel. Look forward to the io9 blogotron beaming out a story titled “Zack Snyder finally admits the Man of Steel ending had issues” directly into your cyber-implant’s holofeed sometime in 2025.

Deadpool Celebrates Australia Day in the Deadpool-iest Way Possible

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This new Deadpool promo was in Morning Spoilers, but it’s so good, I didn’t want anyone to miss it. It features the Merc with a Mouth wishing Australia a happy Australia Day mainly by making fun of them and throwing shade at them for producing Wolverine and by extension, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, a “personal low point.”

All these Deadpool videos have been on point, but this one is pretty much perfect. Honestly, if the entire movie was Deadpool fighting with that hat, I’d be completely on board.

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Undiscovered Crevice at the Bottom of Loch Ness is Big Enough to Hide a Monster

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Undiscovered Crevice at the Bottom of Loch Ness is Big Enough to Hide a Monster

A sonar reading recently revealed a previously unseen trench at the bottom of Loch Ness. Located about nine miles east of Inverness, it looks just large enough for Nessie to hide in. Or more plausibly, it’s yet another attempt by the locals to keep the myth alive—and the tourists flocking to the lake.

The crevice was discovered by retired fisherman Keith Stewart, who now happens to be, ahem, a tourist sightseeing boat skipper. Using sonar equipment, Stewart captured a vivid 3D image of the gaping abyss.

Undiscovered Crevice at the Bottom of Loch Ness is Big Enough to Hide a Monster

Here’s what he had to say about the discovery in a Telegraph article:

I wasn’t really a believer of the monster beforehand. But two weeks ago, I got a sonar image of what looked like a long object with a hump lying at the bottom. It wasn’t there when I scanned the loch bed later. That intrigued me and then I found this dark shape about half way between the Clansman Hotel and Drumnadrochit which transpired to be a crevice or trench. I measured it with our state of the art 3D equipment at 889 feet. I have gone back several times over the abyss and I have verified my measurements. It is only about a few hundred yards offshore whereas previous sonar searches have traditionally been down the middle of the loch. Searches of the monster have also been in those areas as well as Urquhart Bay so maybe the local legends of underwater caves connecting Loch Ness to other lochs and perhaps even the waters of the east and west coast are true.

Or maybe we should get some real scientists out there to do this sort of work. And indeed, that’s apparently what’s going to happen. Alerted by the discovery, Adrian Shine of the Loch Ness Project, a scientific research organization, said his team “may well take a look at the area.”

Until a proper survey is done, Shine says we need to be cautious “because there is an anomaly which occurs with sonar readings taken close to the side walls called lobe echoes, which can give misleading results about the depth,” adding that “it doesn’t matter how sophisticated your sonar equipment is, you can still get this anomaly.”

Undiscovered Crevice at the Bottom of Loch Ness is Big Enough to Hide a Monster

If the newly dubbed “Stewart’s Abyss” is confirmed, it would represent a new deepest point to what is already the second deepest lake in Scotland (the deepest being Loch Morar at 1,017 feet). The previous official maximum depth of Loch Ness is 754 feet, but the new data suggests a new figure of 889 feet.

At any rate, the presence of the new trench should hardly be taken as evidence for the Loch Ness beast. The hole certainly appears wide and deep enough to obscure a monster, but it’s just that—a hole at the bottom of a lake. Regardless, the discovery is sure to give added fuel the Loch Ness myth, which is exactly what Keith Stewart and the locals are counting on.

[The Telegraph]

All images: Peter Jolly

Email the author at george@gizmodo.com and follow him @dvorsky.

Today's Best Deals: Bluetooth Beanie, Wake-Up Light, Under-Desk Elliptical, and More

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This typically sells for about $70 more on Amazon, and today’s $100 deal is the best price we’ve ever seen. It is a Gold Box deal though, so the deal is only available today, or until sold out. [Under Desk Elliptical by FitDesk, $100]

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It might not be something you use often, but everybody should keep a power inverter in their glove box, just in case. If you don’t own one, this is a no-brainer at $20. [SNAN 300W Power Inverter DC 12V to AC 110V Car Inverter, $20 with code SNAN300W]

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One thing I’ve learned in my extensive personal research into toaster ovens is that, with very few exceptions, you need to spend about $200 to get a good one. Sure, there are hundreds of cheap metal boxes with three knobs that will (inconsistently) brown your bread or heat up a slice of pizza, but when it comes to features, speed, and above all, consistency, you really do get what you pay for.

That logic certainly applies to the Cuisinart Chef’s Toaster Convection Oven, which is marked down to $220 today on Amazon. Instead of fiddly knobs, you get a digital screen with precise information. Rather than two small heating elements, you get five, plus convection fans to distribute that heat evenly. And while cheap toasters might hold two or four pieces of bread, this can easily accommodate up to six standard slices (or nine if they’re small), and customize the toast time to achieve your preferred level of doneness. Yes, it’s an investment, but as I said before, you get what you pay for. [Cuisinart Chef’s Toaster Convection Oven, $220]

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This seemingly-basic remote might not look like much at first blush, but it can actually control eight of your favorite home theater devices, and even turn your smartphone into a universal remote as well.

You’re probably used to seeing Logitech Harmony remotes with screens built-in, but it turns out that you already carry a much better screen in your pocket. So in addition to controlling your TV, cable box, game console, stereo, and more from the remote itself, the Logitech Harmony Smart Control can now do the same from your iPhone or Android from anywhere in the house. That’s especially handy when your favorite show is about to start and you can’t find the remote anywhere. Today’s $70 deal is the best is a match for the best we’ve ever seen, but I’d expect it to sell out quickly. [Logitech Harmony Smart Control with Smartphone App and Simple Remote, $70]

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Motorola’s absurdly tiny, second generation Hint Bluetooth headset went on sale less than half a year ago for $130, but if you act fast, you can grab a set for $80. [Motorola Hint, $80]

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In today’s edition of “Silly Things That Are Actually Kind of Useful,” we have a $16 beanie with tiny Bluetooth speakers built right in. I’m sure the sound quality isn’t amazing, but it should be adequate for listening to Serial, or even some summery songs to make you feel less cold and miserable. [DOB Bluetooth Beanie, $16 with code WZSKOFJS]

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Most cheap kitchen scales have a small plate for weighing ingredients, but this one opts for an oversized, removable tray. If you’re cooking for a whole family, this can really improve the consistency of your meals, and even help with cleanup. [Freetoo Precision Digital Kitchen Scale with Removable Tray, $14 with code 8TFQBHQS]

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If you’ve been itching to upgrade to 4K, and you aren’t opposed to a refurb, this highly-rated Vizio M-series set is all the way down to $400 today on Woot. That’s $228 less than buying it new from Amazon, where it happens to have a 4.2 star review average. [Refurb VIZIO 50" 4K UHD Full-Array LED Smart TV, $400]

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Today's Best Deals: Bluetooth Beanie, Wake-Up Light, Under-Desk Elliptical, and More

It’s a bit cold outside, especially for those of you on the east coast, so we rounded up some of the web’s best outerwear deals for men. Head over here to see the full list.

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Despite the extremely low price, this 1080p dashcam has really solid Amazon reviews, and the sample videos and video stills uploaded by reviewers look perfectly serviceable. It’ll even automatically detect accidents, and lock the footage accordingly. [DBPOWER Ultra thin HD Car Black Box, $32 with code L2EEUTNM]

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If you missed out on last summer’s surprise gaming sensation, Rocket League is down to $14 on PC today. [Rocket League, $14]

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$.50 per tool is usually a good threshold when shopping for a deal on a mechanics tool set. This Husky set checks in at $.31 per tool. If you like to tinker with cars, you should absolutely give it a look. [Husky Mechanics Tool Set in Metal Box (200-Piece), $65]

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Contigo’s Autoseal line ran away with our Kinja Co-Op for favorite travel mug, and the new Metra model, which features a non-slip grip sleeve and bottom pad, just got its first discount from $25 to $20. [Contigo Autoseal Metra Travel Mug, $20]

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Whether you’re about to buried in snow, or just want to be prepared, you’d be hard pressed to find a better deal on a basic snow blower. [Snow Joe 10-Amp Electric Snow Shovel with Light, $63]

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My favorite deal of 2016 is back in stock and ready to get you through to the spring. [Hanes Comfort Blend Sweatpants, $7]

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We’re big fans of Anker charging products around these parts, and their well-reviewed Lightning cables are on sale today.

$6 gets you a 9' cable that’s perfect for running across the room to your couch, or you can spend $2 more for a kevlar-wrapped PowerLine cable with reinforced stress points. If you’re rough on your Lightning cables, you won’t find a better third party option.

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Mpow’s excellent, minimalist, universal magnetic smartphone vent mountis back down to $5 today. [Mpow Grip Air Vent Mount, $5 with code HV8X67VR]

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If your closet looks anything like mine, you could definitely use this shoe organizer. It’s $10, has great reviews, and holds 12 pairs, so there’s not a lot to complain about here. [Ohuhu Over-the-Door Shoe Organizer / Shoe Storage, 24 Pockets, $10 with code 8Q664OI9]

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Tide Pods are the easiest way to do laundry, and you can get an 81-count tub for just $15 today on Amazon. You’ll need to clip the $5 coupon, and order via Amazon’s Subscribe & Save program, but you can always cancel that subscription once you receive your first delivery. [Tide PODS 81-Count, $15 after $5 coupon]

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McG May Have the Power to Finally Make a Live-Action He-Man Movie

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McG May Have the Power to Finally Make a Live-Action He-Man Movie

The grown man who continues to identify as McG is in talks with Sony to direct the long, long, long in development Masters of the Universe movie. As io9's resident gonzo He-Man fan, I have long been of the opinion that no live-action movie can possibly live up to my unreasonably high expectations; it’s almost comforting to know that Sony isn’t even going to try.

I mean, McG? Come on. Deadline says Hollywood believes the property to have “Transformers potential”—i.e. a huge, on-going movie franchise; personally, I think He-Man is way too much of its time for that to be true, but I’m 100 percent certain it won’t be possible with McG at the helm. I don’t think he’s by any means the worst director in the world—although let’s remember he’s the one who gave us Terminator: Salvation—but he’s also not going to be the key to taking a problematically bizarre series like Masters of the Universe and turning it into something mass audiences enjoy.

You know what the main problem with He-Man is? It’s that it’s 2016, and the main character is still named “He-Man.” That’s a pretty major hurdle to leap.


The Survivalist Provides a Gritty, Paranoid Look at a Post-Apocalyptic World

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When people think of post-apocalyptic fiction, there really isn’t a definitive vision. The Road, Mad Max, Fallout—there are hundreds of good ones, all of which are different in interesting ways. Now, a new movie called The Survivalist looks to put another spin on it.

The Survivalist, directed by newcomer Stephen Fingleton, opens in the U.K. February 12 but has yet to acquire US. distribution. It stars Martin McCan as a man who has been surviving on his own for the better part of a decade. Then, one day, a mother and daughter enter his life. He’d like to believe they are kind and have the best intentions, but he can’t quite tell.

What we can tell from the trailer is The Survivalist looks to be a post-apocalyptic world based on tension and realism. It’s a smaller take than some of its counterparts, but a welcome one if it creates the kind of thrills this trailer promises.

[Film Stage]


With More Awesome Casting News, xXx 3 Is Actually Looking Somewhat Interesting

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With More Awesome Casting News, xXx 3 Is Actually Looking Somewhat Interesting

Earlier this week we learned that Jet Li will join star Vin Diesel in director D.J. Caruso’s xXx: The Return of Xander Cage. Now, here’s more intriguing news: Tony Jaa (Ong-Bak: Muay Thai Warrior, Furious 7) has signed on, too.

There’s no word on what his character will be, but The Hollywood Reporter quotes studio execs offering nothing but the highest in vague praise:

“Tony Jaa joining the cast of xXx 3: The Return of Xander Cage further demonstrates the level of extreme athleticism and action that we are going to deliver to audiences,” Revolution CEO Vince Totino said Thursday in a statement. “The fans have been asking for it and our goal is to deliver it.”

Added Revolution COO Scott Hemming: “The xXx franchise is known for spy plots, espionage twists, government turns and extreme action; with Tony now part of that formula, he rounds out the cast that won’t disappoint.”

Suddenly, xXx sounds like it’s shaping up to be action movie gold. What’s Iko Uwais up to lately?

Top image: Tony Jaa arrives at the premiere of “Furious 7" at the TCL Chinese Theatre IMAX on Wednesday, April 1, 2015, in Los Angeles. (Photo by Matt Sayles/Invision/AP)

I Don't Care About Anybody Caught Up in The 5th Wave

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I Don't Care About Anybody Caught Up in The 5th Wave

The 5th Wave starts with a lot of promise, leading us to expect a fresh take on the alien-invasion story through the filter of young-adult storytelling. But what follows is a story where it’s difficult to care about any of the characters, and that’s the real disaster.

Spoilers ahead...

In The 5th Wave, Chloe Grace-Moretz plays Cassie, a normal high school girl who parties, likes boys, loves her family and plays soccer. Just then, giant spaceships appear on Earth. Slowly, and in waves, those ships wreak havoc on the population, killing most of them and forcing survivors to fend for themselves. Humanity must now figure out a way to fight back before the final, fifth, wave hits.

Director J Blakeson goes through the first several waves at a confident, fun pace. The editing and music create a captivating paranoia. Big special effects draw you in to the potential scope of this story, and his overhead camera moves show the action from a unique perspective. Everything is set up well at first, so you’re genuinely excited to see if this alien invasion film will surprise you.

It doesn’t. After a few twists and turns, we realize the bulk of the story is much, much smaller: the parallel telling of Cassie trying to get back to her brother, and her brother living at a military base. Downshifting to a more character driven story like that would be okay if there was actually “character” or “story” to grasp on to. The 5th Wave barely qualifies for either.

I Don't Care About Anybody Caught Up in The 5th Wave

Let’s start with story. Cassie spends most of the movie running through the woods and awkwardly flirting with a mysterious boy, Evan, played by Alex Roe. The only real drama in her storyline is whether she’ll heal from an injury, and get back to her brother. We’re really curious about that second one, though, because what’s happening with her brother is so incredibly weird.

You see, Cassie’s brother Sam (Zackary Arthur) has been taken to a military base where the Army is training kids to fight the aliens. Cutting between these stories feels like changing the channel to a vaguely similar, but definitely different movie. Nothing about this storyline feels in line with the rest of the movie and while it eventually does pay off, it does so in a very nonsensical manner.

Then there are the characters, if you can call them that. As Cassie, Chloe Grace Moretz exhibits a growing charisma, but she doesn’t have a lot to chew on other than “Save your brother” and “This boy is cute.” Any real leaps she takes—like from high school athlete to cold blooded killer—happen suddenly and with forced motivations. Even so she’s the most interesting character, by far.

As for everyone else, they mostly serve to fill plot needs. Take Evan and Ben (Alex Roe and Nick Robinson), the film’s other two leads. Each starts and ends the movie with basically same demeanor. They may be at a different point in the narrative, with a few new feelings, but that’s it. This is even more upsetting and pronounced when characters played by Maria Bello and Liev Schreiber suffer worse fates. They walk into scenes, deliver lines that move the plot forward, and then leave. There’s nothing dramatic to grasp onto with any of them, and that just makes the film feel incredibly slow.

But this is a sci-fi movie, right? At least there are some cool bad guys and tech to enjoy about, right? No. Not at all. The aliens, not-so-cleverly referred to as “The Others,” have a very minor presence in The 5th Wave. In fact, after the movie’s first act, there are only a handful of shots showing anything alien at all. On a few occasions we see the creatures via an X-ray, but mostly they live inside a human host, who walks around with a gun. That means the action scenes of The 5th Wave are basically just humans running around with guns, and maybe throwing a few punches at other humans. It’s all disappointingly conventional and nothing we haven’t seen before in a million other movies of every genre.

I Don't Care About Anybody Caught Up in The 5th Wave

As this is all happening, the film tries to pepper in some interesting but criminally underdeveloped themes. We’re asked to wonder if, like The Others, humans would invade another planet if we had the need. But because the film never shows us this story on a global scale, it doesn’t give us much insight into this question. Then, Cassie’s relationship with Evan raises questions about the purpose and meaning of love. Unfortunately, their conversations on the topic happen at such inopportune times and with such cheesy, melodramatic dialogue, that they become laughable rather than moving.

Finally, all of these issues are compounded by a realization that, like other YA sagas, The 5th Wave isn’t going to wrap up nicely. It’s book one, a franchise starter, so that excruciating story really is nothing more than setup to avoid telling the story we’re being promised: Humans fighting back against killer alien adversaries. Even the hackneyed love triangle set up for Cassie is only teased in one scene, saving most of the drama for a movie that may never happen.

The 5th Wave is a huge let-down.


Fox Didn't Want to Pay Gillian Anderson the Same as Her Male Co-Star and That's Bullshit

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Fox Didn't Want to Pay Gillian Anderson the Same as Her Male Co-Star and That's Bullshit

Gillian Anderson has been pretty public about her fight to get paid the same amount as David Duchovny for her work on The X-Files. She’s clearly a badass. To Fox, though, I have to say: Are you fucking kidding me?

Earlier this month, Anderson told the Hollywood Reporter that “There’s no point in dealing with my side [first] because, as usual, they come to me with half of what they want to offer David.” Which—as Scully herself says in one of the upcoming episodes—is batcrap crazy.

This is stupid on so many levels that it’s going to take some time to unravel. We should be well past the point where female costars are paid less than their male counterparts, but we aren’t. That’s the base level at which this is awful.

But on top of that, it’s not like there’s any unknown quantity to these negotiations. Because the show was on TV for nine fucking years, everyone involved knows that Mulder and Scully are a team. Even if Mulder’s obsession initially drove the show, you can’t say the characters aren’t equals. You can definitely say that Duchovny and Anderson are co-stars, not a lead and a sidekick. In fact, Duchovny left the show and Anderson carried it for two years as the lead. And they’re going to offer her half of what they offered him? FUCK NO.

It’s not like he’s become some superstar while she languished in obscurity and she should just be grateful for any work and they needed to offer him more as an incentive. I would watch The Fall and Hannibal and Bleak House 20 times each rather than sit through a single episode of Aquarius.

I get that Duchovny left, so maybe there’s an argument that he might need more convincing in the form of cold hard cash. But at this point, they’ve both moved on. Even if Anderson were more willing to come back, offering her half from the outset is just insulting.

So, really, the only reason to offer her less is because of sexism—either because her work isn’t valued as much or because of the idea that women won’t negotiate for as much. Everyone who thought this was a valid negotiation strategy should be forced to roam the hills of Los Angeles until a coyote gnaws off their face.

Now we get to the point where the specifics get even more absurd. Apparently, the network initially required Scully to always stand a few feet behind Mulder and it took three years for Anderson to get equal pay to Duchovny. Speaking to the Daily Beast, Anderson said:

I can only imagine that at the beginning, they wanted me to be the sidekick. Or that, somehow, maybe it was enough of a change just to see a woman having this kind of intellectual repartee with a man on camera, and surely the audience couldn’t deal with actually seeing them walk side by side!

Either option is laughable. The partnership between Mulder and Scully is what made The X-Files work. Even if Scully was initially seen as a sidekick, she should have been able to walk next to him. Unless you can tell me that Burt Ward was required to always be behind Batman in 1966. Oh no? Then fuck right off.

It wasn’t the studio that realized there needed to be a change. It was Anderson, who may very well be flawless:

I have such a knee-jerk reaction to that stuff, a very short tolerance for that shit. I don’t know how long it lasted or if it changed because I eventually said, “Fuck no! No!” I don’t remember somebody saying, “Okay, now you get to walk alongside him.” But I imagine it had more to do with my intolerance and spunk than it being an allowance that was made.

I imagine she’s right. Because Hollywood will always try to hang on, tooth and nail, to the status quo until someone stands up. Which could backfire completely and get an actress labeled as difficult.

Anderson also points out that getting offered half the salary that Duchovny got seemed especially strange given that she’d fought so hard for equal treatment the last time around:

It was shocking to me, given all the work that I had done in the past to get us to be paid fairly. I worked really hard toward that and finally got somewhere with it.

Even in interviews in the last few years, people have said to me, “I can’t believe that happened, how did you feel about it, that is insane.” And my response always was, “That was then, this is now.” And then it happened again! I don’t even know what to say about it.

It is shocking that, over two decades later, nothing had changed. The same network tried to pull the same bullshit with the same person. And thought, what? It would work? She would suddenly be cool being treated unfairly? And tell people? And they wouldn’t look like asshats of the highest order?

Even though Anderson ended up getting paid the same amount as Duchovny, the assumption that she shouldn’t be is galling. In the Daily Beast interview, Anderson calls it “sad.” I have another word for it: Bullshit.



Legends of Tomorrow Is the Most Comic Book TV Show I've Ever Seen

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Legends of Tomorrow Is the Most Comic Book TV Show I've Ever Seen

Legends of Tomorrow is unlike anything DC or the CW have tried to make for live-action television. Where Arrow and The Flash were focused character studies of Oliver Queen and Barry Allen, both of which slowly bloomed into team shows over many episodes, Legends of Tomorrow corrals all the B-players from its popular CW duo, and tries to make a show out of it.

[Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers!]

The pilot wastes no time setting up its premise. In the opening seconds, Doctor Who-wannabe time traveler Rip Hunter abandons his fiery doomsday future in 2166, leaving his wife and child to a bloody end by the hands of Vandal Savage. (Coincidentally, Legends of Tomorrow may hold the world record for quickest instance of child murder on a TV show.)

Rip’s plan is to beg the Time Masters, basically Gallifreyan Time Lords, to fiddle with history so he can destroy the immortal Savage before he annihilates his family along with his world, and to do that he’ll need a team. Cue recruitment montage! This is where voracious fans of CW’s DC universe receive sufficient crossover sustenance. All the major players from Arrow and The Flash make appearances as superheroes and heroines contemplate Rip Hunter’s otherworldly offer.

You could say that Legends of Tomorrow is lapping up table scraps, adopting side characters from two popular shows who no longer had a place. But these are strong characters in their own right with due diligence paid to their personal story arcs. If you are up to speed on your superhero TV, Legends of Tomorrow is that much more rich and engrossing. If you’re not, the show does a good job of bringing newbies along for the ride anyway.

Plus, it includes The Atom, Firestorm, Hawkgirl, and Captain Cold. It’s not like the team’s completely staffed with Z-listers like Arm-Fall-Off Boy or something.

Legends of Tomorrow Is the Most Comic Book TV Show I've Ever Seen

Most awkwardly designed spaceship ever. Via CW.

Once the team agrees to Rip Hunter’s crazy offer, some more reluctantly than others, Hunter pulls the invisible cloak off his TARDIS, I mean Waverider. Suddenly, the entire existence of the known universe, past, present, and future, is open to the team’s exploration, so they first head to............ 1975.

Okay, or that, too. Yeah, that’s cool. Hunter and crew zip away, followed quickly by the downright disagreeable bounty hunter Chronos.

Back in the groovy ‘70s, the Time Team abducts Shiara and Khufu’s son (from a former life); we get to know his story, and there are EMOTIONS. Then he gets laser murdered by Chronos. Oh well, shit happens. Moving on!

In the process of all this murdering and mayhem, Hunter kinda lets slip that the reason he picked this specific team is that, well, they’re “insignificant to the timeline.”

Legends of Tomorrow Is the Most Comic Book TV Show I've Ever Seen

Disheartened and rightly pissed, “Pilot: Part 1" devolves into a second bout of soul-searching as heroes and villains figure out what the hell they’re really doing on this crazy mission. Once again, they come to the conclusion to stick it out in an effort to actually do something that means a damn. Smart idea.

In 45 minutes or so, Legends of Tomorrow accomplishes a ton. It creates conflict, forms a team, and kills two sons (impressive), all while juggling the meandering story of arcs of nine random individuals.

Is the acting great? No, but it’s CW great. Is the dialogue great? No, but it’s superhero comic book great. The most glaring problem with Legends of Tomorrow is that these characters currently have no chemistry with one another. Sure, Captain Cold/Heat Wave and Dr. Stein/Jackson have some memorable moments, but these characters still feel a little locked in their separate universes.

But you know what? That’s okay. I’d probably feel the same if some time-hopping Brit signed me up to kill an immortal madman. Hopefully this uncomfortable feeling will ebb with time.

Legends of Tomorrow Is the Most Comic Book TV Show I've Ever Seen

White Canary’s fight scene was an epic “don’t mess” moment. Via CW.

Legends of Tomorrow’s “Pilot: Part 1" and its core reminds me of Silver Age comic booking. It’s over the top and beyond believable, but you just have to buy into it and let it fill your superhero-loving being. The narrative’s stripped of dark themes like in Arrow, and other grim DC films that I honestly don’t understand, and is just a fun superhero romp through time. If that premise alone doesn’t get you to the second episode, what in the hell would?


What Happened To Sulu's Face On Mezco's New Star Trek Toy?

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What Happened To Sulu's Face On Mezco's New Star Trek Toy?

When Mezco announced they were bringing the original Star Trek to their detailed One:12 line, they did so with a jaw-droppingly brilliant figure of Spock. The next in the line, Mr. Sulu, continues so many of the amazing details that wowed us with that figure…. and then totally whiffs on the face sculpt itself.

Seriously, otherwise this latest 6" figure would be absolutely remarkable, just like Spock was before it—impeccable tailoring on the clothes, something notoriously tough to do on figures two or three times the size of this, let alone on a scale a small as this. A buttload of cool little accessories, including a bevy of alternate hands, a phaser, communicator, tricorder, and even Sulu’s fencing sword. It would be spectacular, but then you see the face sculpt. It really drags the whole thing down.

What Happened To Sulu's Face On Mezco's New Star Trek Toy?

It’s just way too soft to really capture George Takei at his finest on Star Trek. His defined, angular face, his thick eyebrows, his piercing eyes—none of that comes through. It’s a damn shame, because with the slightest tweaks this would be right up there with Spock and the rest of Mezco’s One:12 efforts. The alternate smiling head does an admirable job, but similarly falters. It’s probably because good emotion is difficult to capture in a static sculpt, but the softness once again just makes this look really off—so close, but not quite there.

What Happened To Sulu's Face On Mezco's New Star Trek Toy?

Oh my, indeed.

Still, if you’re so inclined—while it’s not perfect, it’s still very good indeed—Mezco’s Sulu is available to preorder on their website ahead of a June 2016 release. He’ll set you back $70.

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22 Fantastic New Star Wars Characters (Who Weren't In The Force Awakens)

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22 Fantastic New Star Wars Characters (Who Weren't In The Force Awakens)

The Star Wars universe is bigger than ever, thanks to Disney’s new mandate that everything that gets published is in canon, along with the movies. But if all you’ve done is watch the movies and TV shows, there’s a whole half of the universe you’re missing.

Here are all the new, notable and most interesting characters from all the Star Wars books and comics released so far, including Rebels, Imperials, Jedi, aliens, bounty hunters, and even a few droids. Spoiler warning, obviously—but if you want to know what else is going on in a galaxy far, far away, it’s essential to know about these characters.


Before A New Hope

22 Fantastic New Star Wars Characters (Who Weren't In The Force Awakens)

Depa Billaba (Kanan)

She was the Jedi Master to Kanan (star of Star Wars Rebels, back when he was going by Caleb Dume.) Captured by space pirates at an early age, she was rescued by Mace Windu, who not only brought her into the Jedi order, but trained her himself. Eventually she also joined the Jedi High Council, and made background appearances in the Council scenes in The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones. She was fighting the Separatists on the planet Kaller with Caleb Dune when Order 66 was enacted; she was meditating at the time, which allowed her to receive a Force vision of the danger. She sacrificed herself to the clone soldiers, given Caleb enough time to escape.

Janus Kasmir (Kanan)

A Kalleran criminal and con artist who ran into Kanan, then called Caleb Dume, both before and after Order 66. He had no love for the Jedi or the Separatists— but when he found Caleb hiding in Plateau City, he fed and took in the young Jedi. After hearing a message calling all Jedi to return to Coruscant, Caleb actually stole Janus’ spaceship. When he discovered it was an Imperial trap, Caleb brought the ship back, but Janus banished him. The two later ran across each on Kaller, after Kanan had beat up some criminals Kasmir had intended on fleecing; as punishment, the Kalleran forced Caleb into his crew, telling him to get rid of everything that marked him as Caleb Dume, including his name—and that’s how he became Kanan Jarrus. The two made great partners in stealing and smuggling, skills Kanan continued to utilize later, but to help the Rebellion.

Isval (Lords of the Sith)

A former Twilek slave who helped lead a rebellion on the planet Ryloth alongside Cham Syndulla (whom you might recognize from Clone Wars, or as the father of Hera on Rebels). She loved Cham and hated the Empire, and gave her life for both causes. She even confronted Darth Vader, sacrificing her life so Cham could continue fighting against the Empire.

Ciena Ree (Lost Stars)

Born on the planet Jelucan, Ciena enthusiastically joined the Empire after it liberated her impoverished planet. She attended the Royal Imperial Academy, receiving top marks and going on the command track. She was assigned to Darth Vader’s flagship Devastator, where she narrowly avoided being killed on the Death Star along with many of her friends and fellow former students. Although she was appalled at what she considered the Rebellion’s act of terrorism, eventually she began to see that the Empire was evil. At first she thought maintaining order was the greatest good, then she hoped to change the Empire for the better from within, but she finally stayed purely because of her vow of service, as Jelucans take their honor very seriously. Ciena was the commander of the crashed Star Destroyer on Jakku, seen early in The Force Awakens.

Thane Kyrell (Lost Stars)

Thane was Ciena’s childhood friend who also joined the Royal Imperial Academy, following the pilot track. Their childhood friendship blossomed into romance, but while Ciena stayed in command ships among fellow Imperials, Thane flew TIE Fighters to various planets and into various battles, and saw the Empire’s evils first hand. Eventually he deserted, helped by Ciena, who had him declared dead. But Thane’s conscience eventually got the better of him, and he joined the Rebellion, pitting him against his love.


After A New Hope

22 Fantastic New Star Wars Characters (Who Weren't In The Force Awakens)

Evaan Verlaine (Princess Leia)

A native Alderaanian, Evaan was mentored by Queen Breha growing up, giving her a love of its royal family and the Rebel Alliance it supported. After the Death Star destroyed the planet, she pledged her service to Princess Leia as they searched for other survivors who had been off-planet, while the Empire was hunting them down. She protected Leia as they traveled to Naboo, Sallust and other planets (since the Empire had a bounty on the princess’ head) and together they brought together thousands of Alderaanians. When this group came to together to discuss electing a new leader, Verlaine assumed Leia would take the role; instead, Leia nominated Verlaine.

22 Fantastic New Star Wars Characters (Who Weren't In The Force Awakens)

Sana Solo (Marvel’s Star Wars)

Born Sana Starros, Sana is most notable for claiming to be Han Solo’s wife. Han Solo claims this is 100% not true. Who is lying? Well, more on that in a bit. We do know for certain, however, that Han has been avoiding Sana for years—which could just as easily be because she’s crazy and dangerous. At any rate, Sana tracked down Han—who was unfortunately hitting on Leia at the time—in the Monsua Nebula, right before the Empire attacked. Sana’s plans to turn Leia in for her bounty, and basically kidnap her husband, were dashed when Han reveals he is also a Rebel, and if the Empire lands he’ll be killed too—forcing Sana take both Han and Leia prisoner while escaping from the Empire until she figures out how to get rid of one and not the other.

Eventually Sana reveals that she and Han were married—but it was part of a scam job the two pulled together. When the deal went sour, Han ran off with Sana’s cut, and she’s been trying to track him down since. After Leia saves Sana from a monster outbreak in Grakkus the Hutt’s arena, Sana and the group part amicably—although there’s no mention as to whether she ever got actually got the money she was looking for.

Grakkus the Hutt (Marvel’s Star Wars)

He was a Hutt crimelord on Nar Shaddaa—known as the “Smuggler’s Moon,” since it was basically one big criminal underworld. He controlled a legion of bounty hunters and smugglers, indulging in crimes and contract killings all over the galaxy, which funded his passion for collecting Jedi artifacts. When Luke Skywalker visited Nar Shaddaa in the hopes of hiring a pilot to take him to Coruscant, Luke got into a bar fight and was forced to use his lightsaber. One of Grakkus’ operatives pretty much immediately stole the weapon and gave it to the Hutt. It actually worked out kind of all right for Luke; trapped in the Hutt’s massive collection of artifacts, Luke had access to over a dozen of Jedi Holocrons containing recordings of past Jedi masters. Then Grakkus decided Luke would better serve him fighting to the death in the crimelord’s arena. This decision didn’t work out well for anybody.

22 Fantastic New Star Wars Characters (Who Weren't In The Force Awakens)

Doctor Aphra (Darth Vader)

The “rogue archaeologist” came to Darth Vader’s attention for her technological ability, particularly with droids—she managed to find and reactivate 000 and BT-1, two of the deadliest droids in the galaxy, without being murdered by them. Vader sought her out to help him acquire an army, having fallen out of favor with the Emperor after A New Hope. Aphra took him to Geonosis and commandeered the last remaining droid factory there. Later, after learning the name of the pilot who destroyed the Death Star, Vader sent her on a sensitive mission—find the Naboo doctor who performed the autopsy on Queen Amidala’s corpse, to confirm whether she had still been pregnant when she died. Aphra is young and spunky, and is an odd match for Vader, but the Sith Lord has spared her life on several occasions, while Aphra has also gone out of her way to rescue her new master.

22 Fantastic New Star Wars Characters (Who Weren't In The Force Awakens)

0-0-0 and BT-1 (Darth Vader)

Like C-3PO, 000 is a protocol droid; like R2-D2, BT-1 looks like an Astromech. Also, they tend to squabble with each other. Other than that, though, they are totally different—because both droids basically want to kill all humans (and frequently ask their master Dr. Aphra for permission to do so). Triple-Zero is programmed for etiquette and torture, which he enjoys quite a bit—he has been known to laugh while setting droids on fire—while BT-1 is an assassin droid, created by the Empire in a program that was shut down immediately after BT-1 killed all his creators and blew up the base it was housed in. They are, without a doubt, the greatest characters in the new Star Wars continuity—not least of which is because of the time they manage to capture Luke Skywalker after painting the normally black 0-0-0 gold, disguising him as C-3PO.

Nakari Kelen (Heir to the Jedi)

One of Luke Skywalker’s new love interests in Disney’s new Star Wars canon. After her mother was jailed for writing a presumably dirty song titled “Darth Vader’s Many Prosthetic Parts,” Kelen joined the Rebel Alliance. Her slugthrower skills got her paired with Luke on a mission to rescue the cryptographer Givin Drusil Bephorin from Imperial clutches. The two fell for each other, and Luke even told her about his burgeoning Force talents. Alas, she was killed in the line of duty.

Zarro (Chewbacca)

After Chewbacca crash-landed on Andelm-4, he came across a young girl named Zarro, who managed to enlist the Wookiee into helping her free her people from the evil crimelord Jaum. Jaum had enslaved the planet’s inhabitants into mining Andelm beetles and selling them to the Empire (they power blasters, somehow). Chewie and Zarro basically liberate the entire planet themselves—including Zarro’s dad—and even take out a Star Destroyer. But the real reason you need to know Zarro is that she’s the person who’s currently hanging onto Chewbacca’s medal, after the Wookiee gave it to her to remember their adventure by.

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Chanath Cha (Lando)

This female bounty hunter was hired directly by the Emperor when his royal yacht, the Imperials, was stolen. Her mission: To kill the thieves, and destroy the vessel if need be, lest certain items fall into the wrong hands. The emperor gave Cha a ship, use of an Imperial space station and a droid, although the bounty hunter had to take several precautions with them to make sure the Emperor couldn’t have her killed after she had completed her task. When she located the yacht, she entered it and prepared to complete her mission… until she discovered the thieves were Lobot, her former lover, and his companion Lando Calrissian. Chanath eventually reneged on her mission and sided with Lando and Lobot, eventually helping them destroy Palpatine’s yacht.

22 Fantastic New Star Wars Characters (Who Weren't In The Force Awakens)

Sarco Plank (The Weapon of a Jedi)

A Melitto alien who lived on the planet of Devaron (home of the aliens who look a lot like devils), who lived by scavenging and selling items as well as working as a guide to the planet’s jungles—although he wasn’t above killing his fares and stealing their valuables. Sarco mainly stayed on Devaron as he was convinced that the local, abandoned Jedi Temple of Eedit contained great riches, but he could never get into the temple to retreive them. When Luke Skywalker arrived, eager to search the temple, Sarco volunteered as the hero’s guide; eventually he revealed his plan to Luke, and the two fought. Luke knocked him into a pit inside the temple and left him (there was no treasure). Eventually, somehow Sarco Plank escaped and moved to Jakku, as he’s seen early in The Force Awakens at Niima Outpost, with fellow scavenger Rey. (Making him the only character on this list who appears in Episode VII.)


After Return of the Jedi

Norra Wexley (Aftermath)

After her Rebel husband was dragged off by Imperial troops, Norra Wexley left her young son Temmin in the care of her sister, and joined the Rebel Alliance herself in hopes of finding him (she is unsuccessful). Years later, after the battle of Endor, she returned to her home planet of Akiva to reunite with her son, who in the meantime has become a skilled pilot, inventor and criminal—even stealing a mysterious weapon from a local crimelord. Temmin was bitter his mother abandoned him, but when Norra realized a group of high-level Imperials are having a secret meeting on Akiva, she, Temmin and a group of others banded together to capture them, striking yet another crippling blow against the Empire. Years later, Temmin would be better known as Snap Wexley, the Resistance pilot played by Greg Grunberg in The Force Awakens.

Sinjir Rath Velus (Aftermath)

An Imperial Loyalty Officer who was at the battle of Endor and deserted following their horrific loss. He hid from the Empire ever since, knowing he’d immediately be executed for treason (or handed to another Imperial loyalty officer), and was getting drunk on Akiva when he heard of the arrival of Star Destroyers. In his attempt to get off planet, he got captured by a local crimelord, and rescued by a bounty hunter and the Wexleys, and then also got caught up in the attempt to capture the high-level Imperials meeting on the planet, using his intimate knowledge of the Empire to break them into the meeting’s location. Sinjir is homosexual, which has proven to be quite controversial among horrible people.

Jas Emari (Aftermath)

A bounty hunter who was at the battle of Endor to assassinate Princess Leia, who only stopped when she realized the battle had shifted to the Rebels’ favor. Later, she came to Akiva to assassinate Arsin Crassus, a rich slaver who funded the Imperials; but when she spied Admiral Sloane, Grand Moff Pandion, former advisor to the Emperor Yupe Tashu, and other major Imperial targets, she decided to take them all out at once—before unfortunately being captured by a local crimelord. She partnered with the Wexleys and Sinjir for their skills, and led the attempt to capture and kill the Imperial leaders.

Mr. Bones (Aftermath)

A Battle Droid repurposed and reprogrammed by Temmin into becoming his bodyguard, Mr. Bones was actually a terrifying killing machine when need be, and Temmin, who regularly ran afoul of many bad people, often needed him to be. His name came from the bones Temmin decorated the droid with, which frankly just makes him more terrifying. Imagine a battle droid that could move like Darth Maul but also had a habit of creepily humming to itself, and you get the idea.

22 Fantastic New Star Wars Characters (Who Weren't In The Force Awakens)

Rae Sloane (Aftermath)

The Admiral of the last Super Star Destroyer and the highest ranking officer left in the Imperial Navy after Endor, Sloane took it upon herself to gather the remaining major leaders of the Empire to figure out what direction in a secret meeting upon Akiva. Unfortunately for her, trying to get the many disparate, often power-hungry Imperials to agree on anything proved impossible, and she was forced to abandon the idea—and them, literally, when the New Republic fleet got wind of the meeting and arrived in force. Having served Grand Moff Tarkin, Darth Vader and even the Emperor himself during her long career, she will undoubtedly be a continued force for the New Republic to deal with.

The Operator (Aftermath)

This mysterious person is an unknown high-ranking Imperial officer who gives Admiral Ackbar and the New Republic forces information on Imperial troops, but for unknown reasons. Although Ackbar doesn’t trust him, his information has always been good—including that of the Imperial meeting taking place on Akiva. At the end of the novel Aftermath, it’s revealed that the Operator’s motives are pretty simple: He wants to eliminate his competition for control of the remaining Imperial forces. His identity is as yet unknown.

22 Fantastic New Star Wars Characters (Who Weren't In The Force Awakens)

Shara Bey and Kes Dameron (Shattered Empire)

The parents of The Force Awakens star Poe Dameron, who likely conceived the eventual Resistance pilot immediately after defeating the Empire during the celebration on Endor. Shara Bay was an elite Rebel pilot who flew Princess Leia to Naboo when she asked them to join the New Republic. The Empire got wind of her journey, it attacked Naboo, and Bey was instrumental in stopping their assault. Meanwhile, Dameron was a member of the Pathfinders, a special strike team led by Han Solo that specialized in rooting out entrenched Imperial forces; they also stopped Operation Cinder, an Imperial plan to destroy several worlds in retaliation for the Emperor’s death. Shortly thereafter, Dameron left the Rebel Alliance, and Bey more reluctantly did the same, relocating to Yavin-IV to raise their son, Poe—and brought along a Force-sensitive tree originally planted at the Jedi Temple on Coruscant, gifted to Shara by Luke Skywalker, after they liberated two of the trees from Imperial control.

22 Fantastic New Star Wars Characters (Who Weren't In The Force Awakens)

The Messenger (Shattered Empire)

A mysterious being tasked with delivering messages from the Emperor. When the Emperor died, he brought the order to enact Operation: Cinder to Captain Lerr Duvat, who began by attacking Naboo (where Leia and Shara Bey happened to be). There’s not much to know about the Messenger yet, but between his obvious importance and his very distinct look, I believe he’ll be showing up in the new canon again soon.


Lucifer Might Just Be The Best Supernatural Detective Show We've Ever Seen

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Lucifer Might Just Be The Best Supernatural Detective Show We've Ever Seen

Grimm, Angel, Constantine and countless other shows have explored detective stories with supernatural and occult themes—but Lucifer, which debuts Monday night on Fox, proves there’s room for one more. In fact, Lucifer may be the best this genre has ever seen, thanks in large part to its title character.

(We saw the pilot along with two later episodes, and will avoid giving any spoilers in this first-impressions post.)

Welsh actor Tom Ellis stars as the rakish former ruler of hell, who’s now a nightclub boss and man-about-town in Los Angeles; the character is loosely based on a Neil Gaiman creation but is very much his own beast here. The writing of this character and Ellis’ performance are what make the show so, so great. Most of Lucifer’s other elements—including its “sinful Hollywood” setting, and supporting roles played by Lauren German (as Chloe, a no-nonsense LAPD detective who’s weirdly immune to Lucifer’s charms) and Rachael Harris (a Linda, a man-crazy psychiatrist who falls for said charms immediately)—are fairly generic.

But that’s okay, because Ellis kills it. He’s cheeky and funny, and right away we learn the big skill that’s helped him become such a roaring success among humankind: he’s able to get people to confess their darkest desires, just like they’re giving him directions. (This could get old as the series continues, but Ellis has a way of doing it that’s both seductive and hilarious.) But as we soon see, he’s not just a sharp-dressed ladykiller who starts dabbling in police work to stave off boredom. He’s deeply conflicted; the forces of good and evil have been off-kilter since he’s been bopping around on Earth, and both sides very much want him back on his fiery throne, which he’s in no rush to do. He’s also both delighted and terrified to discover that he’s becoming—gasp!—mortal, and that getting in the middle of a gangland war might result in a bullet wound that could actually hurt him.

The evolution of Lucifer is the meta-narrative at work here, but Lucifer the show is also a case-of-the-week cop drama. The episodes we saw are full of paper-thin mysteries (a troubled pop star is killed in front of Lucifer’s club; a hip shoe designer is nearly killed at his own fashion show) that are easily solved with the combined forces of police work and the Devil’s special skill set—aside from his powers of persuasion, he can also make his eyes glow red and show his true form when he needs to intimidate someone. There’s also a clever running gag about how Lucifer is owed favors by nearly every successful person in town.

Chloe’s irritation with Lucifer’s unconventional methods—and you can see how it’d be annoying to be stuck with this creature who’s decided, on a lark, that he wants to play detective—wears a bit thin with her fifth or sixth disgusted eye-roll. But presumably these two will learn to work together, and promisingly, it doesn’t seem like they’re being set up for a romance down the line, which would be miraculous if true.

Still, Ellis’ Lucifer is the number one reason to watch Lucifer. He’s a delight, and if this show is a hit—as it should be—he’ll be the reason why.

Lucifer Might Just Be The Best Supernatural Detective Show We've Ever Seen

Top image: Lauren German and Tom Ellis in Lucifer. ©2016 Fox Broadcasting Co. CR: Bettina Strauss/FOX. Lower image: Tom Ellis in Lucifer. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. CR: FOX

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