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The Power Rangers Movie Just Cast Elizabeth Banks as Rita Repulsa

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The Power Rangers Movie Just Cast Elizabeth Banks as Rita Repulsa

Oh my god. The Power Rangers reboot has officially announced that the show’s classic, scenery-chewing villainess Rita Repulsa will be played by Elizabeth Banks. This is either going to be ridiculous, or a chance to see Banks go absolutely full on bonkers.

As one of the primary antagonists of Might Morphin’ Power Rangers, Rita Repulsa has long been rumored to be part of the Power Rangers adaptation. But now it’s been finally confirmed with Banks’ casting—joining Naomi Scott, Ludy Lin, Becky G, RJ Cyler, and Dacre Montgomery, who will play the titular Rangers. There’s not much out there about her role, but we can presume that she wants to conquer Earth, because that’s what Rita Repulsa always wants. Banks herself took to twitter to confirm the casting, quoting Rita’s classic, cheese-oozing declaration from the original opening to Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers.

You know, I’m looking over those old rumors of Rita Repulsa wanting to rob banks on a quest for gold that floated around last year, and I’m trying to imagine Elizabeth Banks coveting gold. This could be an amazing disaster.

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[THR]


NASA’s New Mission to Mars Will Include a Giant Laser 'Lunar Flashlight'

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NASA’s New Mission to Mars Will Include a Giant Laser 'Lunar Flashlight'

When NASA’s first mission to Mars kicks off in 2018, the goal is to make sure that the agency’s new rocket can make it out there before they start sending people. So, instead of a crew, this first mission will be filled with equipment for 13 science projects...including a gigantic laser flashlight that will orbit the Moon.

Although the Space Launch System is headed towards Mars, these “cube satellite” missions will be released along the way to hit different destinations—one towards an asteroid, several to the Moon, and several others to drift in deep space.

NASA’s New Mission to Mars Will Include a Giant Laser 'Lunar Flashlight'

Among the projects is a highly-concentrated laser that will fly above the moon, scanning it for water. This “Lunar Flashlight” will eventually give us a map of where to find water sources. Why should we care just where the water on the moon is located? Because someday, we might need it.

“In a future mission, we’d have to live off the land,” Jitendra Joshi, head of NASA’s Advanced Exploration Systems, explained during a press conference today. “This map could help find good sites for that.”

There is also a solar sail mission that will fly out to Asteroid 1991BG and hover above it, to essentially spy on the asteroid and send us back photos and data. Called the NEA (Near Earth Asteroid) Scout, it’s not just for the pretty pictures—Joshi described this mission as a “precursor scout mission for a human mission.”

NASA’s New Mission to Mars Will Include a Giant Laser 'Lunar Flashlight'

In addition, there were five other named projects, which included a project also designed to look for lunar ice (dubbed the “Lunar IceCube”), a space weather monitor station headed out to deep space, a hydrogen mapper that will look at what’s hiding in the Moon’s permanent shadows, a lunar surface mapper, and a deep-space yeast project that will measure space radiation.

Beyond that, there are six open slots out there still. Three of them are reserved for other international space agencies, but there are also three which are going to be filled by “citizen investigators” through NASA’s (still open) Cube Quest Challenge.

Although these missions seem like they hit a lot of different areas, there’s actually a common thread running through them: preparing for a life in space, both by finding the means to meet our basic needs (water, good land) and by avoiding the dangers of deep space (radiation, space weather). For a mission designed to someday send us to Mars, dedicating part of it to figuring out how we might survive once we get there makes sense.

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NASA’s New Mission to Mars Will Include a Giant Laser 'Lunar Flashlight'

All images are from NASA press conference. In order: Lunar Flashlight; Cube sat deploying over the Moon; NEA Scout; Artist’s concept of SLS launch

We're Dying to Meet Decker's Mother (the 'Queen of 1980s Cheeseball Scifi') on Lucifer

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We're Dying to Meet Decker's Mother (the 'Queen of 1980s Cheeseball Scifi') on Lucifer

In Lucifer’s first episode, we got to know the Prince of Darkness quite well. On “Lucifer, Stay. Good Devil.” we got way more backstory on his reluctant new buddy: homicide detective Chloe Decker. Seems Hot Tub High School, the film that made her (and her boobs) infamous as a teen, is just scratching the surface.

The most intriguing part of the episode—which is mostly about Chloe and “Lucie” (as Amenadiel calls him) chasing down a paparazzi who’d caused a fatal car accident involving the son of a movie star—is when Lucifer barges Chloe’s house. With his trademark lack of tact, the Devil marvels that a cop is able to afford such a nice place (“Do you take bribes?”) Nope. Seems it actually belongs to her mother, Penelope Decker—“the queen of ’80s cheeseball scifi.”

There are lurid/corny/amazing (but tastefully framed) movie posters that hold this up, and a smattering of acting awards, too. “You’re part of a family dynasty ... like me!” Lucifer delights. The movie-star connection is used so that Chloe—no stranger to being chased by photographers—can feel empathy for the murder victim she’s trying to seek justice for. But it also sets up an intriguing future episode. Chloe’s mother! Who will play her? What will she make of Lucifer? Will the episode be tinged with ’80s cheeseball scifi? Give. Us. Penelope. Decker!

Top image: Lauren German and Tom Ellis in the “Lucifer, Stay. Good Devil.” episode of Lucifer. ©2016 Fox Broadcasting Co. CR: Bettina Strauss/FOX

Lightspeed Presents: 'Charlotte Incorporated' by Rachael K. Jones

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Lightspeed Presents: 'Charlotte Incorporated' by Rachael K. Jones


io9 is proud to present fiction from LIGHTSPEED MAGAZINE. Once a month, we’ll be featuring a story from LIGHTSPEED’s current issue. This month’s selection is “Charlotte Incorporated” by Rachael K. Jones. You can read the story below or you can listen to the podcast. Enjoy!

Image © 2016 by Elizabeth Leggett.

Charlotte Incorporated

Rachael K. Jones

At night she pores over the corpus catalogues online: Incorporated Incorporated, Modern Anatomy, and Shoulders, Knees, & Toes. She weighs the merits of femur length and belly fat, redundant kidneys, attached earlobes, and pronated feet. Most people buy pre-configured corpi with symmetrical faces and standard organ kits, but she wants a custom build. Something completely unique. After work, she boots up the design software and fiddles with the sliders: thickening toes, brightening the little white crescent moons at the base of the nails, narrowing the Eustachian tubes, darkening the delicate tissues around the areolae and lips. She sorts through hardware and software options, laying tendons and tear ducts and lymphatic nets until her design is perfect.

On weekdays, she soothes angry customers at the Terrold Telecom Call Center. Each morning, Mr. Dalton, her smug, incorporated boss, installs her into a generic company corpus called Hank. She knows the corpus is male not from genitalia—-the company is too cheap to buy more than the torso and head—-but from the thickened vocal folds. “Male voices inspire more confidence than female ones, Hank. Basic psychology,” Mr. Dalton explains. Privately she calls herself Charlotte, but she can’t correct him. Technically, only corpi have names, and Charlotte is just a brain in a jar.

Mr. Dalton’s corpus is one of Incorporated Incorporated’s standard office jobs, customized with dark brown hair, a goatee, and stylish myopia paired with chrome glasses. But Charlotte recognizes the telltale patella shape and distinctive chest-to-hips ratio. His face is symmetrical, and his navel smooth. He didn’t even bother with nipples. Generic. Uninspired. Lazy.

When no one is watching her at work, she stimulates each of Hank’s cranial nerves in turn. On her command, he pouts, weeps, and sneezes at the cubicle wall. Mr. Dalton insists that she grin on the job. “Customers can hear the smile in your voice, Hank,” he reminds her, but Charlotte’s favorite expression is the frown, especially deep scowls that yank the brows together and downward into a sharp gulch. When she is incorporated, she’ll frown all the time, and no one will be able to tell her no.

Someday.

If her coworkers are bothered by any of this too, they don’t say so. During lunch, they gather in the break room for gossip while grazing their corpi on company-brand nutri-kibble. Hank doesn’t have taste buds installed, so Charlotte makes him bolt down his kibble quickly while the others chitchat. Iain has unlatched his corpus’s scalp to lave the dangling filaments of his cauda equina in a cup of nutrifluid as his corpus eats.

An unfamiliar female corpus slides into the seat next to Charlotte and opens a brown sack. “So, what do you think, Hank? How’s my new look?” Charlotte takes in the dark thicket of eyebrow hair over deep brown eyes, the skillful grey streaked through long black hair. It is the port wine stain on her left forearm that gives it away.

“Shanti?” asks Charlotte.

Shanti’s new corpus bobs her head. “Yup.”

“When did you get incorporated?” It makes no sense to Charlotte. Just last Friday, they were commiserating over how much a custom corpus cost, and how hard it was to save anything on their salary.

Shanti winks a well-lashed eye with epicanthic folds crisp as hospital sheets. “It’s a secret. I’ve found a shortcut, perhaps. It’s a little bit black market, but if you want . . .” She unfolds a cheese sandwich from her paper sack and nibbles the brown crust. Charlotte can’t help but envy those gleaming bicuspids and chemoreceptors. Hank gnaws kibble with the solid ceramic plate that passes for teeth.

“No, thank you,” Charlotte says firmly, feeding Hank another bite of flavorless kibble. As tempting as it sounds, she knows better than to take short cuts on anything so important as her future.

• • • •

At the end of the workday, Charlotte climbs out of Hank and returns home to a room the size of a bathroom stall that serves as her apartment. It’s small even by the standards of the unincorporated—-just big enough to fit her transporter if she folds in the wheels. The jar’s dome scuffs against the ceiling. The glass is developing a cluster of cross-hatched scratches there. If she had a corpus, she would be going bald on top.

Charlotte doesn’t need much. There is a power outlet for her batteries, a plastic black storage trunk holding some maintenance tools for her transporter, and a sickly cactus the size and shape of a softball, which she mists each evening with a spray bottle. When the door locks behind her, the room goes dark, and that is when the roaches scurry in, searching for moisture. But Charlotte doesn’t mind them. She can escape. She climbs out of her jar, laves her grey matter with nutrifluid, and weaves her peripheral nerves into the control console that connects to the internet via a neighbor’s unsecured network.

Online, Charlotte feels almost whole. She loads her sensory-sim app and goes for a virtual run down a lane of mossy live oaks in the fall, where the leaves drift and swirl like red and yellow pinwheels. A Savannah, Georgia sim, where she first came into consciousness as J-Provost-L-Bohannon-Two. Created, like everyone, to be free. Free to live and work and chase her dreams, if she could only catch them. If she could pay off her birth-debt and save for a corpus of her own.

The sim feels almost real to Charlotte. More so than the dark apartment where her squishy bundle of neurons waits out another night alone in the dark. The oaks were animated from life, and the sounds mixed from real recordings. Electrical signals to her parietal lobe simulate the wind, perfect save for the occasional static burst that turns the wind from cool to cold.

But taste and smell leave her wanting. The simulation promised fall smells: moldering leaves and burning chimneys. They used the same scent signatures for both types of carbon. It’s obviously not the same thing; a real corpus could tell the difference. Lazy. No one bothers writing good chemoreceptor apps for the unincorporated, at least not ones that Charlotte can afford. Frustrated, she switches off the sensory-sim and wonders how leaves smell when you breathe deep and cradle the air inside your very own nasal cavity, and how it feels to sneeze.

She feels almost corporeal in the app, but the almost matters. It’s the limits. They don’t make puddle-stomping apps or mud pie-tasting apps. No one writes programs that let you run with a grocery cart down the cereal aisle, then coast on the back axle until you hit the shelf. You can download any number of romance sims, but there’s no sim for chasing encyclopedia salesmen off your doorstep with a sword made of skinny green balloons. You can buy all the music you want online, but you can’t buy a program that lets you belch the ABCs in burps that taste like wasabi. But she will do it all when she becomes Charlotte.

She’s scrimping and saving. She uses Sleep Mode eight hours a night to save on power. Good practice for corpus care, or so she tells herself. She buys generic nutrifluid and changes the waste filter every eight days instead of the recommended six. She imagines each sacrifice as another fine nerve filament reaching from her cerebellum toward the Charlotte she longs to be.

She sleeps suspended inside the biochamber, brain stem trailing its fine lattice of disconnected nerves, and she dreams corporeal dreams. The blueprint comes to life, the details exactly as she has selected. Perfection. Charlotte’s corpus will be sixty years old, because she loves the way corpi droop at that age. Sort of like weeping willows. She’ll store extra fuel in thick padding on her belly, waist, and hips. Her black skin will be prone to flaking because Charlotte plans to try every scent of lotion they sell, once she has the chemoreceptors. Her hair will be thick, black, kinky, and unruly—-like dendrites—-and she’ll never try to tame it.

Another month of saving should make the down payment. Then Shanti will see you can make it the old-fashioned way, one penny at a time.

• • • •

Monday morning, Charlotte’s alarm app stimulates her anterior hypothalamus and switches on her external feeds. Charlotte opens the door with a silent command and scrapes the doorframe as she rolls out. A bad wheel jounces her gray matter as she rolls down the stairs, pinching one of her peripheral nerves against the glass wall. Irritated, Charlotte wishes for a mouth to frown with. At last she makes it out into the drizzly, dim December morning and heads for the bus stop.

She passes a wet gray lump crawling through a puddle in the gutter—-someone without any biochamber at all, barely clinging to life. Charlotte stops to lave the poor soul in a dribble of nutrifluid from her chamber, but it’s all she can do, since she has nothing else to give.

The bus arrives at 6:50 on the dot. Alicia, the incorporated bus driver, lowers the access ramp, and Charlotte boards. Alicia has a short, plump corpus with deep brown skin and a vestigial palmaris longus tendon in her right wrist, which bunches the skin when her hands clench the steering wheel. Charlotte appreciates the attention to detail. Most people don’t bother these days.

“Good morning,” Alicia says as Charlotte struggles to get her biochamber up the ramp, thanks to the uncooperative wheel.

“Good morning,” says Charlotte’s voice module, which somehow never sounds convincingly human. At least it’s female.

Someday, when she’s incorporated, she’ll have skin that shade, and a palmaris longus to boot. But she won’t drive a bus. No, she has other plans. Charlotte wants to spall concrete and lay asphalt.

Three corpi have chosen seats on the right side of the bus. The left, which comes equipped with sets of blue nylon straps and floor anchors, is reserved for the unincorporated. A few are already strapped in, their jars lined up like bubble wrap. Not everyone is so unhappy with their state. Some unincorporated are content to a quiet life in a tiny room with a cactus for company. They spend their money on better apps and it is, perhaps, enough. Enough to live and work and die in half a body belonging to someone else, enough to flatten life’s dimensions to a handful of choices on a checklist, your infinite potential contained in a jar.

Charlotte has never understood their contentment, because her jar has never been enough for her. She rolls into her usual niche behind the driver’s seat, and Alicia straps her securely against the wall. Charlotte trains her cameras out the window as the bus rolls forward. There is a road crew working on the pavement this morning. They are replacing the uneven sidewalk across the street. She imagines herself as Charlotte out among those corpi, perhaps wielding the jackhammer, perhaps pouring cement, her muscle groups working in perfect pairs: biceps and triceps, quadriceps and hamstrings, agonist and antagonist struggling together against the pull of gravity.

Then, suddenly, the impact.

One moment, Charlotte is watching the street through her video feed. The next, the glass shatters, Alicia screams, the whole world rolls upside down. Charlotte’s biochamber pitches and cracks on top, where the scratches have made the glass weak. Her tender gray matter concusses against the wall. Nutrifluid leaks as the outside world invades her shell. The liquid drips into the exposed electronics of her maintenance hatch. Blue sparks dance around the edge of the camera. One by one her systems go offline: first the voice module, then visual, and finally the audio feed. The last thing she hears is Alicia taking command of the wreck over the screams of the other corpi. “Hang on. Everything’s gonna be alright . . .” Then Charlotte is trapped in darkness.

Marooned, cut off from the world, Charlotte plunges into the blackness of her own mind. Desperate, she fires electrical impulses down her nerves—-a castaway tossing bottles to the sea. Nothing. Total sensory deprivation. Love notes sent but left unanswered.

Charlotte wonders if she’ll die this way. Unincorporated and unCharlotted. What did it all amount to, the years of discipline and self-denial, the hope so intense that it ached?

She fights the tide of drowsiness that’s stronger than the distant pain. She remembers smacking against the wall, knows that if she sleeps, she might never wake up. Charlotte clings to prickly hope.

She arrives at the hospital alive and whole. There is good news: the concussion was mild, and Charlotte will be discharged in the morning. And Alicia’s corpus only lost a leg below the knee. There is bad news, too: Charlotte’s biochamber needs extensive repairs. Probably cheaper to get a new one. And there’s the hospital bill, of course.

Charlotte runs the math. Her corpus savings are cut in half. Five years’ hard work, lost in an instant. Maybe she can make the waste filter last another day each week. Maybe she can sleep a little longer.

In the end, they are right about the biochamber. While Alicia’s company has agreed to reimburse her, it is only for the value of the old one. And without a corpus, she needs the biochamber to live and work and speak. And the money has to come from somewhere.

Inside her new biochamber, Charlotte pulls up Shanti’s email, shoots her a note. I’d like that address, if you’re still offering.

• • • •

One advantage of the new biochamber is its speed. Charlotte zips down the sidewalk through a nice part of town she normally has no business in. There are almost no unincorporated out here. She has to pull over several times to let the long-legged strides of corpi overtake her. Incorporated people have important places to be, and tend toward impatience.

The address Shanti gave her is a corpus-sized apartment. Charlotte has only seen such places in internet vids advertising corpus life. A male corpus answers the door. Prominent zygomatic arches—-a popular trend in the west—-and a customized roundness plumping out the rectus abdominis, which disguises the standard Modern Anatomy frame almost perfectly to Charlotte’s practiced eye.

“Yes?” His voice is cigarette-rough. Another artistic touch.

“I’m here for a corpus,” Charlotte pipes through her voice module. “My friend Shanti said I could get a bargain.”

He flings the door open and steps aside to let her wheel past his knees. The place is even bigger inside than she imagined. There is a whole kitchen on the left, just for preparing peanut brittle and squash casserole and all the other wonderful things corpi eat. The hallway runs ahead, opening into several rooms on the right and left before terminating in an open space. That is where the corpus leads her.

“You’re in luck. We just had a few good models come into inventory today. Fresh.” It is hard to keep up with his long, strong corpus stride. Charlotte almost rams his shins when they enter the large living room.

She cannot imagine what she would do with so much space. If she had a corpus, maybe a few cartwheels. That always sounded like fun to her. The room reminds her of the conference room at work where they leave their corpi at night, settling them into rolling chairs before Mr. Dalton detaches them and drops them into their waiting biochambers. This room has chairs, too: puffy green recliners with dusty stuffing hanging out of splits in their sides, and in each recliner, a corpus. Six ranged around the room. Charlotte’s guide spreads his arms.

“All on sale. Half price from market rates. Complimentary navel installation if you want it. Take your pick.”

Charlotte rolls between the chairs and examines her options, zooming in her biochamber’s cameras for a closer look. She disregards the three males outright. Of the three remaining, she can instantly see that none of them are Charlotte, not properly. Too young. Too pale. None of them have belly buttons, as the salesman said. One of them is so thin the cheap, generic pelvis looks like it might cut through the skin over the waist.

“Is this it?” Even her artificial voice doesn’t disguise the disappointment.

The male corpus grins. The risorius contracts, but not the zygomatic major. “You can always upgrade it later. Still cheaper than buying new.”

It’s a fair point. And the used corpus in the middle isn’t so bad. It’s young, and a little too thin for Charlotte’s taste, but the frame is good quality, and the height about right. And anyway, it’ll age, and with enough peanut brittle, she can round it out. “That one,” she says, “does it have a palmaris longus?”

He grabs the corpus’s right hand and scrunches the fingers together until the little muscle pops out like cord. “There you go. You want it, then?”

Charlotte remembers her sensory marooning during the accident. There are no guarantees in life, no corpus waiting for everyone. It could be now or never. “Yes, please.”

She logs in to her bank and arranges the money transfer. He asks her to mark it as a gift. Then he hauls the limp corpus upright, and works open the skull bolts, which look a little sticky. Charlotte at last, she thinks.

The skull pops open with a sound like a tooth yanked from its socket. The man reaches inside and rips out something wet and gray. It isn’t moving.

“Oh God,” says Charlotte, “that’s a person!”

The salesman slings the body into a pail lined with a black trash bag. “It’s okay. They’re dead. I’ll rinse it out for you, if it bothers you.” He fishes a yellow pail from behind one of the chairs and raises a soapy scrub brush.

“But that’s a dead person!” Charlotte protests. “They died inside that corpus!” She’s amazed when the salesman just shrugs and starts soaping out the inside of the skull.

“They’re not using it anymore. Might as well let someone else get some use out of it when they’re gone.”

Charlotte cannot process all the thoughts barraging the wrinkled folds of her insula: disgust like sour milk smell, horror like the color mauve, terror like the dark apartment when the internet is down and the roaches skitter over her. Why did Shanti send her here? Did she know? “Is this what they wanted?”

“Of course,” he answers a little too quickly.

Charlotte knows corpi, though. She knows what it means when the eyes drop down when they’re speaking. And she knows. She knows she can’t do it. She can’t take a person’s most personal possession, their own hard-won Charlotte, without their permission. You were supposed to be buried in your corpus. Your corpus was you. “I don’t want this. I’m going to reverse the transaction.”

Instantly the salesman’s corpus stiffens. His chest puffs and his arms cross. “Sorry. No refunds. And I should warn you. You know what’ll happen if you talk about this place, don’t you?”

Charlotte suddenly remembers there is more to fear in the world than bus accidents and dead dreams. “Please. Just let me go home.”

She leaves broke and with no corpus. Outside her apartment, Charlotte passes the person in the gutter again. They have made it to the safety of a puddle today. Another precious life extension for the wretch. A day’s reprieve. And tomorrow? Well, tomorrow, look for another puddle, and call it a life. With her nest egg gone, Charlotte’s own puddle is receding, all her dreams washing down the drain.

Corpuses walk past, but Charlotte sees only stolen cadavers ripped from their owners, a dead gray mass in a bucket. They drink black coffee that Charlotte cannot smell from cups that Charlotte cannot cradle warm between two hands. Her audio feed presents her with a spectrum flat on both ends, as if she won’t miss what their curated reality never offers to begin with. As if Charlotte won’t notice how half her nerves disconnect, how they don’t feel anything at all.

Charlotte scowls, though there are no muscles to answer the call of her neurotransmitters. Defiance prickles through her anyway. It will have to be enough. She will make it be enough. Some parts of a person cannot be bought or sold or owned, no matter how large the birth-debt. Funny how often the incorporated forgot that.

Back at home, Charlotte carefully mists her little cactus. Then she calls up the file containing her corpus design and deletes the extra kidney, the gallbladder, the left ear’s cochlea.

The palmaris longus stays.

[end]

Please visit LIGHTSPEED MAGAZINE to read more great science fiction and fantasy. This story first appeared in the February 2016 issue, which features 8 science fiction and fantasy short stories, plus a novella, nonfiction, and novel excerpts. You can wait for most of this month’s contents to be serialized online, or you can buy the whole issue right now in convenient ebook format for just $3.99, or subscribe to the ebook edition at a via the link below.

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The New Gods of Egypt Trailer Has Stupid Amounts of Action

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The New Gods of Egypt Trailer Has Stupid Amounts of Action

I mean that literally: everything in this movie is stupid. But stupid in such high quantities that I have to almost admire it. Like, this movie is a puppy that keeps shitting on my floor, but it’s too cute for me to really get worked up.

It’s been a long time since a movie a movie this transparently bad has so thoroughly captured my imagination. I need answers. I need to know more about the giant flame-spitting worms. I need to find out how Geoffrey Rush became Ra. And I really, really, need to watch a giant Nikolaj Coster-Waldau strangle a kid.

Most of the other trailers have focused almost exclusively on Set (Gerard Butler, acting like he’s in another 300 movie) and Horus (Coster-Waldau, the only name I think of when I think ancient Egypt)—with a bit from the human Bek (Brenton Thwaites, who is... there) thrown in. This trailer shows the multiplying powers of Thoth (Chadwick Boseman) and a bit more of Hathor (Elodie Yung). Hathor’s power appears to be... walking seductively in very little clothing. Which is also a powerful skill.

I guess I have no choice but to get drunk and see this movie like five times.


Here's What Doctor Who's 50th Anniversary Would Have Looked Like With Chris Eccleston

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Here's What Doctor Who's 50th Anniversary Would Have Looked Like With Chris Eccleston

We’ve known for quite some time about the troubled development of Doctor Who’s landmark 50th anniversary special, “The Day of the Doctor,” and how Christopher Eccleston was briefly involved in a potential return for the Ninth Doctor. Now we have a peek at what might have been.

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The above image is a storyboard for an early version of the special drawn by Andrew Wildman, who has been selling his boards from his time on Doctor Who at comic conventions alongside his other artwork. But when Bleeding Cool’s Rich Johnston purchased a set, he discovered an early look at what might have been had Eccleston committed to the project.

One of the initial scripts planned for the episode featured the 9th, 10th, and 11th incarnations of The Doctor in a story ultimately similar to the one we saw play out in the special: Zygons travelling back to Elizabethan England and duplicating Queen Elizabeth, leading to all three Doctors meeting when a rift in time and space opens up and dumps them all together. Wildman’s storyboards depict the Ninth Doctor seeing said rift opening, and finding himself in a forest looking straight at the 10th Doctor (and two Queen Elizabeths).

While we know that Eccleston would eventually decline to return, prompting some hasty re-writes (and even a version that just starred Jenna Coleman as Clara) by Steven Moffat. Still, Wildman’s boards offer a unique look at what might have been: the true meeting of the then-most-recent versions of The Doctor that many fans desperately wanted for the 50th Anniversary. You can see a few more of Wildman’s storyboards at the link below.

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The 10 Best Closing Scenes in Film History

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The 10 Best Closing Scenes in Film History

CineFix did a pretty solid job in creating a list for the best opening shots in movie history so its fitting that they would try and do something even harder, making the 10 best closing shots in movie history. If you’ve watched movies in your life, you should already know what will pop up on this sort of list and hopefully you’ll be reminded of some films you’ve forgotten or some you didn’t even realize ended so great.

Different movies choose to end differently (obviously). Sometimes there’s symbolism at play like in 2001: A Space Odyssey or sometimes it’s open ended to make you think too hard like in Inception or sometimes all the storylines gets wrapped up nicely like in Fight Club or sometimes it’s just like Casablanca. Whatever method it is, these are the most memorable ending scenes according to CineFix.

  • Symbolic - 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
  • Thematic - A Serious Man (2009)
  • Visually Stunning - The Piano (1993)
  • Visually Inventive - Gangs of New York (2002)
  • Tied Up In a Bow w. a Cherry on Top - Fight Club (1999)
  • Cliffhanger/Twist - Inception (2010)
  • Perfectly Summarizes - The Searchers (1956)
  • Emotionally Haunting - Stalker (1979)
  • Freeze Frame - The 400 Blows (1959)
  • Iconic - Casablanca (1942)


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I Want This Google Now Mirror In My Bathroom Immediately

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I Want This Google Now Mirror In My Bathroom Immediately

Smart mirrors still reside in the realm of tinkerers, only achievable for those who’ve mastered the art of DIY electronics. Which is too bad! Because Max Braun, a software engineer at Google, may have hacked together the first IoT device I actually want to buy.

Braun uses a combination of Android and weather forecast APIs, along with an Associated Press RSS feed to create this informative pane of glass. Despite the mirror’s already impressive appearance, Braun still calls the project a work-in-progress. Inside, the mirror is still a jungle of wires with an Amazon Fire TV Stick at its heart running the Android API.

Braun says that he’s still experimenting with “traffic, reminders, and essentially anything that has a Google Now card” to add to the mirror. So cool.

I Want This Google Now Mirror In My Bathroom Immediately

Google. If you need moonshot projects that actually make money, this is it. I will buy it immediately. Just tell much money I need to throw at you.

[Medium]

Images used with permission of Max Braun



The first casualty of Marvel’s “All-New, All-Different” comic book line has arrived: The Black Knigh

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The first casualty of Marvel’s “All-New, All-Different” comic book line has arrived: The Black Knight. Writer Frank Tieri took to Facebook to confirm that the mindbending sword-and-sorcery series had been terminated due to poor sales, and would end after just five issues—the first in this most recent line refresh.

Relive Memorable Movie Scene Munchies Through This Scratch and Sniff Book

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Relive Memorable Movie Scene Munchies Through This Scratch and Sniff Book

Movies and food will forever be intertwined—just try and imagine a trip to the theater without a tub of popcorn or a box of gummy bears. Some of Hollywood’s most memorable scenes involve food too, which you can now relive—at least through their smells—with this new scratch and sniff book.

Palatable Pictures, from publisher Belly Kids, features 11 different food-related scenes from memorable movies all illustrated by different artists. These include everything from the infamous pie eating competition in Stand By Me, to Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom’s chilled monkey brains, to the lobster scene in Annie Hall.

Relive Memorable Movie Scene Munchies Through This Scratch and Sniff Book

Not only are the illustrations individual works of art, but every page allows the reader to scratch and sniff to experience the smells associated with each movie. But Belly Kids hasn’t specified what smells are revealed as you scratch every page in the $10 book, so here’s to hoping there are no unpleasant surprises. After all, that pie eating scene in Stand By Me included more than just delicious pies.

[Belly Kids]

Relive Memorable Movie Scene Munchies Through This Scratch and Sniff Book

Relive Memorable Movie Scene Munchies Through This Scratch and Sniff Book

Relive Memorable Movie Scene Munchies Through This Scratch and Sniff Book

Relive Memorable Movie Scene Munchies Through This Scratch and Sniff Book


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The Skyrim Porn That Has Millions Of Views On Pornhub

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The Skyrim Porn That Has Millions Of Views On Pornhub

For some Skyrim players, reading about the Lusty Argonian Maid simply isn’t enough.

While Pornhub might be best known for porn that features human actors, those aren’t the only videos the website hosts. Along with cartoon porn and hentai videos, Pornhub has a fair amount of machinima—movies made using digital character models from video games. Nearly any video game franchise you can think of, from Pokémon to Life is Strange, probably has some machinima videos on Pornhub. Instead of featuring real-life humans, these game-centric pornos use digital character models that have been animated or modded to look like they’re having sex.

NSFW Warning! If you don’t want to see a bunch of gifs/images of video game characters banging, turn back now.

In my quest to cover video game mods more closely, I recently ended up on the Skyrim Pornhub page. It looks like this:

The Skyrim Porn That Has Millions Of Views On Pornhub

More than a hundred videos, many of which have a ton of views. A few have gotten past the million mark. Probably not surprising, right? The game has sold over 20 million copies, and sex mods for it are rather popular, too. But you can’t really upload graphic footage of sex mods on YouTube, so it’s no wonder modders have sought out alternatives like Pornhub, which, as we know, is happy to host video game footage. These mods also take a lot of work. Of course people want to show them off somewhere.

What’s the porn actually like? Lets take Skyrim - Sex With Serana as an example. It’s the second-most watched Skyrim video on Pornhub, clocking in at 1.4 million views. (There is indeed a Lusty Argonian Maid video, but let’s stick with Serana for now.)

Like most porn, Sex With Serana doesn’t just jump into the action. No, gentle reader. There is a story here, and that story is that the player is getting married to Serana, a pure-blood vampire. Naturally, the player has to consummate the marriage. Which brings us to this:

The Skyrim Porn That Has Millions Of Views On Pornhub

Serana, the good sport that she is, gives the player a wide selection of options:

The Skyrim Porn That Has Millions Of Views On Pornhub

Then they hop right to it! And I do mean ‘they.’ The player is kind of watching from the sidelines here, hence the “TALK TO SERANA” prompt.

The Skyrim Porn That Has Millions Of Views On Pornhub

This is where things really get silly. It’s actually pretty hard to make one video game character model “touch” another one, and because of that, the character models don’t quite sync with one another in the video. Which means you get, say, a motorboating scene where the breasts clip through the dude’s face:

The Skyrim Porn That Has Millions Of Views On Pornhub

And a handjob scene where Serana’s hand fuses through the guy’s junk:

The Skyrim Porn That Has Millions Of Views On Pornhub

Sometimes the guy’s dick is rendered with no features beyond a flesh-colored silhouette:

The Skyrim Porn That Has Millions Of Views On Pornhub

If the camera isn’t in the right position, the bodies start disappearing altogether:

The Skyrim Porn That Has Millions Of Views On Pornhub

There’s this really mechanical, doll-like quality to the models, too. It’s in the animations, I think. Just...look at this man. Look at his head. That shit is hilarious.

The Skyrim Porn That Has Millions Of Views On Pornhub

Nevermind the absurd breast physics happening. It’s like some invisible force is pinching Serana’s nipples and pulling them upward any time she so much as breathes:

The Skyrim Porn That Has Millions Of Views On Pornhub

Also: the player-character is doing all this while over-encumbered!

The Skyrim Porn That Has Millions Of Views On Pornhub

I’m guessing that the player was so mesmerized by these absurd breasts that they didn’t even notice how much loot they were carrying.

It helps to try not to look too closely to Serana’s face. She...kind of looks dead inside, even for a vampire.

The Skyrim Porn That Has Millions Of Views On Pornhub

At one point during the 14 minute video, the perspective changes: you can start seeing the action from the dude’s point of view. That leads to my favorite moment in the entire thing: SEARCH CHEST.

The Skyrim Porn That Has Millions Of Views On Pornhub

And that’s Skyrim - Sex With Serana for you. It clearly took a fair amount of work, and judging by the number of views it has on PornHub, it seems like a success. Personally, though, it’s not really my thing—I found it almost crossed into the ‘so unsexy, it’s funny.’ I laughed a whole lot while watching it, at least.

I’ll leave you with the (obligatory) top-rated comment on the video.

The Skyrim Porn That Has Millions Of Views On Pornhub

US Reports First Case of Sexually Transmitted Zika in Texas

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US Reports First Case of Sexually Transmitted Zika in Texas

Health officials in Dallas have confirmed a case of the Zika virus being spread through sexual contact. The unidentified patient had sexual contact with a person who recently returned from a country where Zika infections are currently being reported.

In most cases, Zika is transmitted by mosquitoes. But during a field study in 2009, a team of medical researchers discovered the virus can also be sexually communicated. Today, Dallas County Health and Human Services (DCHHS) confirmed such a case, and it’s the first person-to-person transmission of the disease in the United States. The patient has yet to be identified.

It’s important to point out that there are still no reports of the virus being transmitted locally in the US by mosquitoes. But as this latest incident points out, imported cases of the virus are still transmissible through sexual contact. Travelers who have returned from a country where Zika is present are being asked to protect themselves from mosquito bites, and to practice safe sex.

“Now that we know Zika virus can be transmitted through sex, this increases our awareness campaign in educating the public about protecting themselves and others,” noted Zachary Thompson, DCHHS director. “Next to abstinence, condoms are the best prevention method against any sexually-transmitted infections.”

While the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Infection confirmed the infection, it did not confirm the mode of transmission, as per this Reuters tweet.

Earlier this week, Zika was designated a health emergency by the WHO. The disease has been linked to abnormally small heads in newborn infants, a condition known as microcephaly. Expectant mothers are being asked to refrain from visiting countries in which Zika is present. It’s important to add that scientists have not yet confirmed a link between Zika and microcephaly, but they are urging caution.

[NBC Dallas-Fort Worth]

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Last Night's X-Files Was Everything That Made the Show Great

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Last Night's X-Files Was Everything That Made the Show Great

Last night was episode three of The X-Files, and not only did it finally deliver on the promise of the reboot, it was a perfect showcase of everything that made The X-Files great in the first place.

Spoilers abound.

“Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster” simultaneously had a very low bar and a very high one to clear. On the one hand, the first two episodes weren’t particularly good. On the other, the return of fan-favorite Darin Morgan as writer and director meant that expectation was super high among X-philes. Not only are his four episodes are almost invariably counted among the best of the entire series, he played one of the original show’s best, most iconic monsters—the Flukeman. Morgan has nearly legendary status among X-Files fans.

So not only did Morgan have to meet the impossibly high expectations of the hardcore fans, it had to win back viewers who were disappointed by first two episodes. And “Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster” managed to pull it off... but with one small hitch.

Last Night's X-Files Was Everything That Made the Show Great

We’ve got everything we need from a proper X-File setup in this episode: there’s a mysterious attack in the cold open; there’s a weird town that Mulder and Scully visit; and the crime they’re investigating seems like one the FBI really shouldn’t care all that much about. (Wondering why on Earth the week’s case is somehow in FBI jurisdiction is an integral part of the X-Files experience.).

But there’s obviously more than the set-up. The characters are always, always what propelled the X-Files to its greatest heights. We didn’t just care about Mulder and Scully, but we depended on their reactions—believer and skeptic, respectively—to give us a framework for every strange phenomen, every bizarre monster, every case. Mulder would believe and Scully would doubt. “Scully Meet the Were-Monster” not only gave us that, but it incorporated a bit of character growt, too.

As is his occasional wont, Mulder starts off the episode in mid-sulk. Everyone’s lied to him, all his work feels like a sham, boo hoo hoo. Morgan thankfully portrays this all for laughs, something only he could do, because everyone watching (even casual fans) know that believing is Mulder’s raison d’etre. His lack of belief here is whiny complaining and not real conviction. This is how you use a show’s history without getting bogged down in mythology.

This leads into the real highlight of the episode, which isn’t figuring out the mystery or catching the bad guys. It’s watching Mulder ramp up to one of his wild theories—something that sounds like insane bullshit—and just so happens to be right. Watching Mulder’s vindication is a triumph for the viewers,a nd so is watching Scully’s happiness that he’s burst out of his disillusionment.

The fact that she’s happy for him but also says that he’s “batcrap crazy” is the perfect sign of the characters’ growth without ten minutes of joyless exposition about how things have changed. When the series first began, Scully would merely think her partner was crazy. Now, she’s still skeptical of Mulder’s insane theories, but still understands that an insane theorizing Mulder is the best Mulder. She’s now more supportive of him, without fundamentally altering her character, and it’s subtle and wonderful. These two should always be having arguments like this, because this is what we loved about the old show.

My favorite little thing in this episode is watching Mulder completely fail to use his smartphone to take pictures. He’s about as good at holding onto that thing as he was with his gun in the old episodes, which is to say “not at all.” Even better, Scully’s ability to get shit done is now practically a given. We don’t even need to see her take down the real criminal, so foregone is that conclusion.

Last Night's X-Files Was Everything That Made the Show Great

There’s also something about this monster that strikes to the core of the X-Files. Rhys Darby steps into a long line of creatures that are familiar to us by way of pop culture (vampires, Jersey devil, etc) but have been given an X-files twist (they aren’t really out to hurt anyone, it’s looking for its mate, etc.) In this case, Darby’s Guy Mann’s were-ism is that he’s a lizard who tragically turns into a human. This could easily veer into “what kind of monster is man” territory, but Morgan’s script emphasizes the humor.

Additionally, Darby is hysterically funny with his monologues and his delivery of every line; his performance alone would put this episode up with any of the great X-Files ones. It wasn’t just that David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson were great, it was when other actors showed up and embraced everything that made the show beloved in the frst place.

Additionally, this episode had a bunch of Easter eggs that epitomize the X-Files relationship with its fans. There’s the casting of superfan Kumail Nanjiani. Scully saying “I’m immortal” is a shout-out to an insane fan theory worthy of Mulder himself. And lastly, and most touchingly weird, was this memorial to X-Files producer and director Kim Manners.

Last Night's X-Files Was Everything That Made the Show Great

Some shows would have done an “In Memoriam” card at the end. Not the X-Files.

As I’ve mentioned before, the only real downer note in the whole episode is a truly baffling transphobic moment where Mann says that “she hit like a guy” and Mulder says “she used to be” and then they talk about surgeries for a bit. Fan vidders, if you could bring me a cut of this episode that removes that, we’d have a close to perfect reboot episode. But even that tone-deafness is in-keeping with a show that originally featured episodes with monster rape and was generally very clearly written by a bunch of white men. That Mulder is a disaster of a human being is a reflection on the writers more than anything.

There’s still a lot of wasted opportunity in these new X-Files, but what Darin Morgan did with “Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster” is remind us that the format and the characters are still so full of promise. Everything about them still works, so long as the writers knows what to do with them. We come for the weird stories, the backwater towns, and Mulder and Scully’s banter. Do that right and not only does the episode work, so does the show.


Two Fantasy Novels Just Won The People's Choice Awards

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Two Fantasy Novels Just Won The People's Choice Awards

For the first time ever, the People’s Choice Awards opened a new set of categories for books, joining television, movies, music and online media categories. Red Queen by Victoria Aveyard won Best Young Adult Novel and An Ember in The Ashes by Sabaa Tahir won Best Fantasy Novel. (Weirdly, there’s no Best Science Fiction category.) The People have spoken!

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Satan's Son Worries About the 'Dark Cloud Inside Me' in New Damien Teaser

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Satan's Son Worries About the 'Dark Cloud Inside Me' in New Damien Teaser

Satan is sizzling hot right now. So it’s perfect timing for A&E to release another trailer promoting Damien, its upcoming Omen-inspired tale about what happens when the Antichrist realizes he can’t keep running from his sinister past, his evil destiny, and all the hangers-on who want a piece of his action.

Unlike the cheeky Lucifer, it looks like Damien will appropriate a way more serious tone—and a much scarier vibe. (This is the network that brought us The Walking Dead, after all.) Plus, it would appear Barbara Hershey will be tapping into that same adoring/terrifying thing that made her role in Black Swan so unforgettably creepy. We’ll see! Damien premieres March 7.

[Blastr]

Some Lessons in Smartphone Photography, Courtesy of the X-Files

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Some Lessons in Smartphone Photography, Courtesy of the X-Files

On last night’s episode of The X-Files, Mulder proved himself to be basically as adept with a smartphone as any old man. Worse, possibly, than most. Here are some lessons you can take from Mulder’s abject failure.

The burst mode can really annoy your partner:

Some Lessons in Smartphone Photography, Courtesy of the X-Files

Why not consider filming instead of taking a shot every second?

Don’t run with your phone, you’ll look like a moron:

Some Lessons in Smartphone Photography, Courtesy of the X-Files

Be aware of your surroundings so you don’t accidentally scare and/or blind the person you are working with:

Some Lessons in Smartphone Photography, Courtesy of the X-Files

Definitely don’t become so distracted you miss the monster about to jump on you:

Some Lessons in Smartphone Photography, Courtesy of the X-Files

Chasing someone into a toilet while filming them is definitely a bad scene and makes you something of a creep:

Some Lessons in Smartphone Photography, Courtesy of the X-Files

And finally, definitely don’t leave the phone in selfie mode when trying to capture proof of a monster’s existence. Otherwise:

Some Lessons in Smartphone Photography, Courtesy of the X-Files

Don’t let this be you:

Some Lessons in Smartphone Photography, Courtesy of the X-Files


Today's Best Deals: Logitech Peripherals, 24 Hour Bluetooth Speaker, and More

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Today's Best Deals: Logitech Peripherals, 24 Hour Bluetooth Speaker, and More

Your favorite Logitech peripherals, a popular Anker Bluetooth speaker, and a multi-talented weather radio highlight today’s best deals. Bookmark Kinja Deals and follow us on Twitter to never miss a deal. Commerce Content is independent of Editorial and Advertising, and if you buy something through our posts, we may get a small share of the sale. Click here to learn more.

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Amazon just kicked off another of their beloved Logitech Gold Box sales, bringing you great deals on keyboards, mice, headsets, webcams, and more for your computer and tablet.

The highlights for me are the K750 solar-powered keyboards for Mac and Windows, the $25 Anywhere Mouse MX, and the three-years-on-a-single-charge-miracle-of-engineering Marathon Mouse M705 for just $19. That’s just the tip of the iceberg though, so head over to Amazon to see the full list. Just remember, like all Gold Box deals, these prices are only available today, and the best stuff will probably sell out early. [Logitech Gold Box]

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You never want to be in a situation where you need a solar and hand crank-powered weather radio with a flashlight and USB port for charging your phone, but when you can get one for $18, you probably should buy it just in case. [Esky ES-CR01 Dynamo Emergency Solar Hand Crank AM/FM/NOAA Weather Radio, LED Flashlight, Power Bank, $18 with code LWI8ROFG]

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If you’re still storing your leftovers in empty lunch meat containers, you owe it to yourself to pick up this Pyrex set for $13, an all-time low. That’ll get you five oven, freezer, and microwave-safe containers with lids in various shapes and sizes. Trust me, you won’t want to go back after you use them. [Pyrex 10-Piece Food Storage Set, $13]

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I don’t think this will last long, but this is a fantastic deal if you can snag it. I use my SodaStream on an almost daily basis. [SodaStream Fountain Jet Soda Maker Starter Kit, $48]

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Update 2: Back in stock at a different link. (h/t Alex Roth)

Update: Sold out

PlayStation Plus memberships occasionally dip down to $40, but if your subscription is about to lapse, this $43 deal will work in a pinch. [PlayStation Plus, $43]

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Dell’s P2415Q 4K monitor has always been the most affordable 4K IPS display on the market, but today, it’s all the way down to $425 with promo code STACK15%, along with a free $125 Dell promo gift card.

If you aren’t familiar, IPS displays boast superior color accuracy and viewing angles compared to the TN panels you’ll find in most cheap 4K monitors, and with this deal, you’re basically getting IPS for “free” compared to the going rate for similar 4K displays. I happen to own this exact monitor, and I absolutely love it. [Dell P2415Q 24” 4K IPS Display, $425 + $125 promo gift card with code STACK15%]

Note: Make sure you see the gift card offer in your cart before purchasing, Dell has been known to pull them without warning. You’ll receive the gift code 10-20 days after purchase, and it’s valid on anything Dell sells online for 90 days.


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The humble Raspberry Pi has been inspiring clever hacks for years, and whether you’re new to the Pi or just want to upgrade your original model, we’ve found a great deal on the new (and much-improved) Raspberry Pi 2.

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This $58 kit comes with everything you need to get started, including a case, Wi-Fi module, microSD card, power supply, and noise filter. If you need some inspiration, Lifehacker has written approximately 17 billion articles on the Pi, including a instructions to turn it into a retro gaming console, and a ton of other fun project ideas to get you started. [Raspberry Pi 2 Model B Starter Kit, $58 with code AY2SHMY9]

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Update: Sold out

For those who don’t need a gooseneck kettle for pourover coffee, and aren’t willing to spring for the ultimate tea maker, the Cuisinart PerfecTemp is the best (and best looking) kettle around. It’s down to $70 today, and has only been cheaper than that one time back in 2013 (when I bought it). [Cuisinart PerfecTemp, $70]

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It wasn’t long ago that portable, USB-powered external hard drives maxed out at 2TB, but Seagate’s new Backup Plus manages to double that, and you can pick one up for an all-time low $120 today. That price even includes 200GB of Microsoft OneDrive storage for two years, which is a $96 value on its own.

We’re not sure how long this deal will last, so if you need to keep a lot of storage in your travel bag, or plugged into your Xbox One, I’d grab this quickly. [Seagate Backup Plus 4TB + 200GB Microsoft OneDrive, $120]

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Gaiam makes some of the most popular yoga gear on the market, and several colors of their 3mm mats are on sale for $17 today. [Gaiam Yoga Mats, $17]

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I’m pretty sure this is the first time anyone’s sent us a deal on a drinking game set, so we just had to post it. The included shot glasses are even made out of real glass, shockingly enough. [Ohuhu Shot Glass Roulette Drinking Game Set (2 Balls and 16 Glasses), $13 with code 54P7RFQL]

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This 50" Vizio M-series 4K TV is the single most popular TV we’ve ever posted, and Prime members can score one for an all-time low $598 today ($30 discount shown at checkout). That comes complete with local dimming, smart apps, and a well-reviewed upscaling engine for 1080p content. With all these home theater deals, you’d think there was a major television even happening soon or something. [Vizio M-Series 50” 4K, $598 for Prime Members]

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This Bluetooth speaker might cost a bit more than others that we list, but having owned it for about a month now, I can tell you the the sound quality absolutely blows away my trusty Jawbone Jambox, and Anker isn’t exaggerating when it boasts about 24 hour battery life. [Anker SoundCore Dual-Driver Portable Bluetooth Speaker, $36 with code NKJTGELK]

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As long as you don’t mind an open-box unit, you can save a whopping $60 on the high capacity model of the new Apple TV. That’s easily the best deal we’ve seen to date. [Apple TV 4th Generation Digital HD Media Streamer 64GB, $140]

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If you have a little one in your life, or one on the way, Amazon’s offering great discounts on well-reviewed Graco car seats and travel cribs, today only. [Get Up to 35% Off Graco Baby Products]


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If your current home theater audio setup isn’t going to cut it for the Super Bowl, Amazon’s marked this Sony sound bar system down to $200 today. That’s an all-time low, and about half its usual price. [Sony HT-CT770 2.1 Channel 330W Sound Bar with Wireless Subwoofer, $200]

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Most smartphone cameras are crazy-good these days, but if you want a little more versatility, this $10 kit lets you take fisheye, wide angle, and up-close macro shots that you could never get otherwise. [Aukey 3 in 1 Clip-on Cell Phone Camera Lens Kit, $10 with code 3QZSUUIX]

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Got a spare internal hard drive or SSD laying around? Turn it into an external storage device with this cheap, tool-free enclosure. [Inateck 2.5 Inch USB 3.0 HDD SATA External Hard Drive Disk Enclosure Case, $10 with code RHA9UO9K]

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It’s no secret that you guys love Dyson vacuums, and you can upgrade to a brand new DC39 for just $230 today, courtesy of Dyson’s eBay storefront. That’s about $100-$150 less than you’ll find it elsewhere, and right in line with what we’d expect refurbs to sell for. [Dyson DC39, $230]

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We see deals on car-starting battery packs just about every day, but even by our standards, $35 is a really fantastic price. Just note that this model is only 300A, so if your car’s engine is 3L or larger, keep reading for a more powerful alternative. [Bestek 300A Car Jump Starter, $35 with code 5VXFE6I6. Use code D5DZPWUZ for the red model]

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For larger trucks and SUVs, you’ll want to shell out an extra $20 for this 600A alternative from the same manufacturer. [BESTEK 600A Peak Current Portable Car Jump Starter and Power Bank, $55 with code R7CCIONH]

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If you still haven’t gotten yourself a Chromecast (or six), Best Buy is giving out $10 gift cards with your purchase today. Plus, Google will throw in 90 days of unlimited music, two months of CBS All Access, and a month of Sling TV for free. [Chromecast/Chromecast Audio, $35 + $10 Best Buy Gift Card]

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Far Cry Primal comes out later this month, but if you missed out on the previous entry in the series, Far Cry 4's complete edition is marked down to just $30 today on PS4 and Xbox One. [Far Cry 4 Complete Edition, $30]

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You don’t need to get your eyes checked, this really is 11,200mAh of extra battery for $8, plus a surprisingly bright flashlight. This Kmashi pack doesn’t have the build quality of our favorites from Anker, but it might be the best pure value we’ve ever seen. [Kmashi 11200mAh Portable External Battery Pack, $8 with code FVSA9NY2]

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Here are some great stainless steel bar accessories, for all your boozing needs.

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An Optical Illusion Has Been Tricking Everyone About the Size of Saturn’s Rings for Centuries

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An Optical Illusion Has Been Tricking Everyone About the Size of Saturn’s Rings for Centuries

Look at this picture of Saturn. Can you see the biggest ring? Are you sure?

Saturn’s rings have always had something of an air of mystery—but astronomers had at least been fairly confident in their observations of those rings and their relative size. The brightest and most opaque sections were assumed to be the largest, while the parts that were dimmer and more transparent were assumed to be sparser. Then researchers figured out how to weigh those rings, and found something surprising.

It’s not as simple as stacking everything on a scale. Rather, researchers had to come up with a formula to get measurements of spiral density waves taken by NASA’s Cassini mission from inside of the ring, to get a series of weights. Then they compared the heavier-looking portions of the rings with the lighter ones. They found that, although parts of the rings certainly looked less transparent and considerably brighter than their surroundings, their weight was more or less the same throughout.

An Optical Illusion Has Been Tricking Everyone About the Size of Saturn’s Rings for Centuries

What’s going on here? Although researchers are fairly comfortable pointing to the fact that it is an illusion, the cause of it remains unclear. What is much clearer is that it’s not just about ring size, it’s also about age. The estimates of the age of Saturn’s rings have been based in a large part on their size. Now those may have to be revised, perhaps by quite a lot.

When all the interplanetary dust has settled, NASA estimates that the age estimate could drop from somewhere in the billions to closer to a relatively youthful couple hundred million years.

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Top image: A downward view of Saturn’s rings / NASA/JPL-Caltech/Space Science Institute/G. Ugarkovic; Middle image: Detailed cross-section of Saturn’s rings / NASA/JPL/Space Science Institute

Sally Ride Reminds Us That One Thing Hasn't Changed For Female Astronauts

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Sally Ride Reminds Us That One Thing Hasn't Changed For Female Astronauts

In 1983, Sally Ride became the first American woman to travel into space. Today, PBS Digital Studio released a short animated film featuring an interview between Ride and Gloria Steinem from that very same year. It’s a great retrospective on Ride’s early career—but it’s also a reminder that obnoxious gender biases have tailed female astronauts for a very long time.

By many measures, space exploration has come a long way since Sally Ride’s first trip into orbit. We have a phenomenal orbital station collecting a wide array of data on our planet every minute. We’re watching private companies build reusable rockets and asteroid mining gear. We’ve explored Pluto, and discovered strong evidence for a ninth planet in the far reaches of our solar system.

You know what hasn’t changed? The absurd questions we ask female astronauts about hair, makeup, and how they deal with being emotional human beings in close quarters. Listen to Sally Ride talk about it, and tell me the aspects of Ride’s career the media obsessed over in early 80s don’t sound maddeningly familiar.

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