If You're Going to Call This a Hoverboard At Least Have The Decency to Make It One Word

We may not have real hoverboards yet. But if you’re going to call these things hoverboards, at least have the goddamn common decency to make it one word. It’s not a “hover board” it’s a hoverboard, for fuck’s sake.

Also, Swagway should probably be two words. But that’s just the humble opinion of a lone man without any swag, let alone any hover. How did we all get it so wrong?

Doc Brown must be rolling in his grave.

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