Even Krang Cannot Save Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 from Itself

Hey, look it’s Krang! He looks pretty good. The rest of this movie looks like it in no way improves on the first one, though. Love the gratuitous “sexy” Megan Fox shot in the middle. Oh, did I say love? I meant it makes me vomit every time they use it. Which has been every time.

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