As any good Champion of Truth knows, the alleged moon landing was, of course, an elaborate sham constructed by Hollywood and NASA to distract the rest of the world from our newly acquired Nazi UFO technology. And as any reasonable person knows, that is bullshit. Or—according to a fake new video of a BOMBSHELL fake Stanley Kubrick interview—is it?!
The newly released interview by “filmmaker T. Patrick Murray” claims to be 15-year-old footage taken just before Kubrick’s death in which the famed director finally admits to faking the entire moon-landing as we know it.
The “documentary” itself, dubbed Shooting Stanley Kubrick and incessantly spliced with footage from his various films, is an absolute marvel of grating, unwatchable cinema. You can see it below:
But since you probably won’t be able to last more than a few minutes before you start bleeding from your eyes, here’s the “raw,” unaltered fake Kubrick in all his wholly coached glory:
To be clear, there is almost no way this is Stanley Kubrick. But just to be sure, we reached out to his former wife, Christiane Kubrick. A spokesman responded with the following: “The interview is a lie, Stanley Kubrick has never been interviewed by T.Patrick Murray the whole story is made up, fraudulent & untrue.”
Then again, of course Stanley Kubrick’s widow would say that. Made up. Fraudulent. AND untrue?
Either way, whether this video is real (it’s not), the elaborate construction of an unhinged man (probably), or the elaborate construction of Kubrick himself for reasons unknown (why not!), the transcript is—to say the least—incredible.
A small sampling of the revelations that lie within:
Fake Kubrick: I perpetrated a huge fraud on the American public, which I am now about to detail, involving the United States government and NASA, that the moon landings were faked, that the moon landings ALL were faked , and that I was the person who filmed it.
Murray: Ok. (laughs) What are you talking...You’re serious. Ok.
FK: I’m serious. Dead serious. Yes, it was fake.
And:
M: Why are you telling the world? Why does the world need to know that the moon landings aren’t real and you faked them?
FK: I consider them to be my masterpiece.
M: And you can’t take credit, or even talk about...
FK: Well, I am now..
M: ... So, you can’t talk to Roger Ebert about it. Does that frustrate you? Why did they have to fake it? Why would they have to do that?
FK: Because it is impossible to get there.
As well as:
FK: Yes, 2001 was very ambitious, but that’s not to say that faking the moon landing was not ambitious. But I learned things from making 2001, and that’s why I got this gig in the first place.
M: That makes sense
FK: Well, it was easy for me, because I didn’t think a whole lot about the morality of it. But I didn’t. And I could see that Neil was, he was bothered by it.
Conspiracy theorists, for their part, are delighted to finally have the proof they’ve been waiting for all these years.
It’s just too bad the mainstream idiots and Illuminati reptilians of the world will always refuse to see.
[h/t Disclose.tv]
Contact the author at ashley@gawker.com. Photo via NASA, composite by Sam Woolley.